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Serial Peripheral Interface by pervysage (toadsage), toadsage
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
22 Aug 2026
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Something that always seemed to surprise people about Q was that he was an inveterate voyeur. Q had never quite understood the surprise. After all, anyone who could reasonably claim to know him, either knew that he worked in intelligence, or knew him to be a hacker and information broker—two occupations which surely were self-evidently masturbation fuel for any serious voyeur.
Q's life is finally where he wants it to be. His work is fine, his cats are fine, he's rekindling his relationship with his whackjob ex and having some really fine cybersex. Bond, as he is wont to do, has decided that now was the perfect time to confess his feelings. Q would be lying to himself if he said he'd never held a small flame for the man, and it's all very well and good, but the timing is extremely convenient. It would be easier for the both of them were it not.
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James v United Kingdom [1986] is an English land law case, concerning tenants' (lessees') statutory right to enfranchise a home from their freeholder (ultimate landlord) and whether specifically that right, leasehold enfranchisement, infringes the freeholder's human rights in property without being in a valid public interest.
45. ...a taking of property effected in pursuance of legitimate social, economic or other policies may be in the public interest, even if the community at large has no direct use or enjoyment of the property taken. [...]
aka novel!bond's sub awakening
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Sasuke's recovery has been going pretty well, all things considered. He's sober for the first time in a decade, and it only cost him an arm! To avoid his best friend and NA sponsor from conspiring to stage another intervention, this time for being a workaholic, Sasuke gets a domme, Karin, to help him get his life back in order and work through his feelings about his new, armless body. It's not even a sex thing, because he's gay. It's just an intimacy thing, or something along those lines.
It's going swimmingly, up until Karin quits being a domme and then gets hired as his PA. They are being extremely platonic and cool about it, and Sasuke is not having a sexuality crisis or pining over her, because he's busy pining over Juugo, the leather hunk from his NA group, and Suigetsu, Karin's boyfriend, who seems to be unemployed and live in Sasuke's office.
What's a guy to do?
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Wifed Up by pervysage (toadsage) for angstybun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua is caught in a wife plot. Well, Shen Qingqiu is caught in a wife plot, and Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, and Luo Binghe are the unintended voyeurs.
The problem with Shen Qingqiu's wife plot is that Shang Qinghua is starring in Shen Qingqiu's hidden fantasies, and Shen Qingqiu has no idea.
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Matryoshka, or: a Foundherentist Response to the Existence of Miku Hatsune by pervysage (toadsage) for asthewavesdo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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sh3N-009 had recently come to the only possible conclusion he could: Luo Binghe was going to kill him.
He had come to this conclusion on his third night of being online and sentient, staring back at the thirty-two Miku Hatsune scale figures decorating his room, each in a collector’s edition plastic box. Their brightly coloured bug eyes looked at him, somehow accusing him of being an imposter without moving their improbably posed vinyl bodies. He knew how much each Miku figurine cost: Luo Binghe had kept records of all his purchases, and he’d paid a buyer an obscene sum of money to track down every figure Luo Binghe remembered Shen Yuan owning in life.
Which was sh3N-009’s ultimate problem: Luo Binghe had spent an obscene amount of time, money, and effort recreating Shen Yuan, but sh3N-009 is not Shen Yuan.
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you should bow your head in shame by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
17 Sep 2020
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Elevator Pitch by relenafanel
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2023
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Look, Wei Ying just wants to get to his sister's condo building early enough to beat that asshole in the white SUV to the only guest parking spot.
Too bad it turns out the guy is super, super hot and it raises the stakes a bit.
OR: the elevator au where Wei Ying keeps awkwardly talking; Lan Zhan is quietly into that; and at some point there's a dildo in a place it shouldn't be (non-sexually)
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08 Sep 2026
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The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t) by relenafanel
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Dec 2025
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Wei Wuxian hadn’t been avoiding Lan Wangji for years, but he hadn’t been not-avoiding Lan Wangji either. There was something awful and awkward about seeing your intended spouse after turning them down that Wei Wuxian just didn’t want to deal with. It helped that he went away for university, and that Lan Wangji went away for university, and they happened to both go to different countries. Wei Wuxian liked to think they both wanted to get as far away from the situation as possible.
(the situation being each other)
So why, then, does Wei Wuxian’s heart skip a beat every time he sees Lan Wangji? And why is adult Lan Wangji so hot? It’s not fair that they could be married and instead Wei Wuxian is awkwardly pining for his former betrothed, a boy he once publicly broke it off with without regret.
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08 Sep 2026
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In a surprisingly good David Attenborough impression, Gwaine said, “Here you see the remarkable mating ritual of the Merlin and the Arthur. Which involves mostly insults and swearing.”
Or: How Merlin and Arthur Met and Why There is a Restroom Wall Dedicated to Arthur’s Ass
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28 Aug 2026
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Q likes to play with his toys
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27 Aug 2026
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Written for the Kinkalot 2020 Kink Bingo fill: Forbidden.
“Don’t even think about it, unless you have a death wish, Sire,” Leon hisses softly. “It’s Balinor’s son, he’s the Druid Prince, the next Dragonlord. He’s untouchable. He’s also a magic user.”
“I wasn’t-” Arthur starts, but then bites his own tongue, because he was definitely staring and definitely thinking about how the druid boy would look underneath his clothes and possibly beneath him.
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26 Aug 2026