toastyarchaicbread
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no, there is no other one; i can't have any other one by EPICGUYSOCOOL5, toastyarchaicbread
Fandoms: South Park
14 Jun 2026
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Kyle is a normal high schooler. Except that he still plays superheroes with his friends. At least he's helping people, right? But when more and more chaos begins to occur, the Human Kite has to work together with The Raccoon to help the people of South Park.
And in school, somehow Kyle gets partnered with Cartman for a project, which is like the worst thing to happen to Kyle. But… maybe it won't be so bad?
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House notices something off with Wilson and realizes.... something of his doing his growing in Wilson.
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After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.
And, well, neither one can afford to fail.
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23 Sep 2026
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A scandalous rumor with a mysterious origin is circulating South Park High School and it's not looking good, especially not for Kyle and Cartman. Everyone seems to think that they're.. romantically involved, as Kyle might reluctantly put it.
Or, Tweek x Craig if it were kinda stupid and still a little cute.
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13 Sep 2026
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The stream was fairly tame, nothing much had been going on. She had been sitting at about fifty viewers. Her voice was a cute, high-pitched one, and her giggles were just a sweet melody in Kyle’s ears. She wasn’t playing a game, just chatting with her viewers, answering questions, and reading donations. She would always say the username when she read donations, giggling cutely with her dainty hand covering her face.
God, Kyle wanted her to notice him.
Kyle Broflovski's life is perfectly fine. Friends at college, a good GPA, rich parents, and a secret obsession with a v-tuber whom he moderates for. He hasn't had much reason to complain.
That is, until he has to work on a semester-long project with Eric Cartman, the obnoxious friend-of-a-friend that sits next to him in his Anatomy & Physiology class.
But who knows, maybe they have more in common than what meets the eye.
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04 Sep 2026
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“Suck my dick, Cartman.” Kyle growls.
“Why? Is that a fucking order?” Cartman laughs dryly.
Kyle blinks, suddenly taken aback by the response. Silence fills the room as Kyle processes what Cartman just said.
It…could be an order.
Kyle smirks, an image of a ten year old Cartman flashing in his brain, waving that stupid contract around in his hand that stated he had to “suck his balls.”
Oh, Cartman and his big, fat mouth.
(Rule #1 when it comes to friend groups: Don't make bets with your stubborn friends. The stakes are always high, and lines will always be crossed).
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22 Aug 2026
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I didn't FUCK your grandpa, Jotaro. by shesoquietnow
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 May 2026
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You're engaged with Jotaro Kujo, stealing every girl's dream.
Just don't get caught with the fact that you're sleeping with his grandpa on Fridays.
Don't mess this up.
(P.S part 3 Joseph. part 4 Jotaro. smut will be assigned with a ★)
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21 Aug 2026