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Ted Spankoffski, while innocently trying to run errands, encounters someone he thought he'd lost forever.
Jenny Valentine, Divorced, just moved back to hatchetfield and has begun teaching at Hatchetfield High.
Peter Spankoffski doesn't actually know what's going on. He's just trying his best to help.or
the jennybear fix-it we deserve (that i GUESS I HAVE TO WRITE MYSELF...)
(i changed the title like three times. gulp.)
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The Bird Theory by LiterallyJustARottingCorpse
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
16 Nov 2025
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The bird theory is used to gauge how interested your partner is in you. If they ask follow-up questions or offer silly anecdotes in response, they pass. If they brush it off or dismiss it, they fail.
Curt's also terminally online.
This makes for a fun combo.
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Tracker by singthebeginningofmoana
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
13 Apr 2026
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Curt’s mission was supposed to be top secret. And it technically hadn’t started yet, so he shouldn’t have pissed off enemies at his door unless they’d known he was coming.
That, or the hotel staff was choosing to ignore the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.
Owen surprises Curt on a mission.
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When Jane told the team, Wilbur was standing behind her. McNamara peered into the faces of the team, looking for at least a shadow of surprise on someone's face.
Nothing.
Maybe relief.
Everyone just smiled."Fuck you, Wilbur." McNamara mumbles through her teeth, but Cross somehow hears it anyway, and, damn it, also responds.
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Hey Ted, Hey Melissa! by heymelissachambers (persephones_garden)
Fandom Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
19 May 2026
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In which Melissa is a different kind of serial killer, and somehow winds up as Ted's close friend.
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