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hotel rooms by opheliashalott
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Not Rated, General Audiences
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M, F/F, F/M
- Complete Series
09 Nov 2024
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
- Queenie Goldstein/Vinda Rosier
- Elphias Doge/Albus Dumbledore
- Nicolas Flamel/Perenelle Flamel (Harry Potter)
- Albus Dumbledore
- Gellert Grindelwald
- Elphias Doge
- Vinda Rosier
- random supposedly important people (mentioned)
- Bathilda Bagshot
- Queenie Goldstein
- Nicolas Flamel (Harry Potter)
- Perenelle Flamel (Harry Potter)
- Anton Vogel
- Tina Goldstein
- Ariana Dumbledore
- Fawkes (Harry Potter)
- Aberforth Dumbledore
- Minerva McGonagall
- Sad
- Sadism
- Hurt No Comfort
- Hotel Sex
- Non-Explicit Sex
- Misunderstandings
- they just can’t talk feelings
- I wrote this at 2am when i came back from work
- they love each other your honour
- Comfort No Hurt
- more or less
- i was held at gunpoint to write this
- Suicide attempt mentioned
- Non-Explicit
- Hurt/Comfort
- jealousy jealousy starts playing
- except they don't
- this fic is a cockring for the reader
- Recreational Drug Use
- not a healthy use of alcohol
- Lack of Communication
- I have a big ass hangover so I wrote this
- fantastic beasts cast makes an appearance
- fantastic beasts cast make an appearence part two
- Seer Shit
- Drama!
- aberforth is there for a bit too
- What else can i write here
- this story was consumming me
- Consensual but Not Safe or Sane
- this time they actually sex
- It’s so soft you won’t see it coming
- like at all
- we’ve got orange peeling as a love language
- Hair Braiding
- Heartfelt Conversation
- the calm before the storm
- take it or leave it
- i hope you enjoy reading as much as i enjoyed writing
- Because this feels teethrotting
- But it is also how love should always be
- Your honor they deserve the peace
- Only because later I will give them war
- Sex
- but not in a hotel
- Angst
- this is what i was trying to tell you about
- we are back to the original premise
- i'd say
- Makeup Sex
- But no
- because they are making it worse
- idk i just needed albus to lose his shit a bit he's always so calm
- reversing a bit their dynamic just for fun
- my unstable kings
- Comfort/Angst
- But Mostly Angst ngl
- apologies to the halfblood prince
- Sectumsempra (Harry Potter)
- sectumsempra is my fav spell
- so here we are again and this time is a long one
- everyone is a bit horny here
- for some reason
- we have a reconciliation too
- you just have to wait for it
- I literally gave linguistics a blowjob in this one
- I have no shame
- it kind of makes sense in the context
- we also have new durmstrang characters
- and a lot of made up durmstrang lore
- my deadly misfits
- (they have to be here for a bit sorry)
- not in a hotel either in this one
- Talking
- despite the horniness
- elphias pov
- because this is an interlude
- also
- Internalized Misogyny
- Which isn't surprising
- i felt like giving a bit more background + outer perspective
- honestly i wrote this because
- Yearning
- and it is fun to dive into the past
- Unrequited Love
- so unrequited it hurts
- not much plot if you read it independently
- a bit of plot if you squint there
- Internalized Homophobia
- a bit of that too - Freeform
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- blood because I can't write anything without it
- Friendship
- But it's not good
- Unreliable Narrator
- but who is reliable here I mean
- obsessed by olivia rodrigo
- but the boyfriend always chose the ex
- and he isn't even the boyfriend
- Stalking
- Train Ride
- for some reason I don't know
- this one is a very horny chapter
- but as in dead dove horny
- are we even surprised
- fantastic beasts cast make an appearence
- a brief one
- aberforth is there too
- Blood Drinking
- but it's in a cemetery
- I should rename this series to
- almost hotel rooms
- sometimes hotel rooms
- hotel rooms but not that many
- you choose
- Drama
- there is always drama
- Religious Discussion
- I don't even know how that happened
- fawkes is there too
- I just discovered it is a he but I always considered it a she
- genderbended phoenix
- yeah - Freeform
- wait what if I had named this series rooms
- Like
- just rooms
- they are in rooms most of the time
- Leta Lestrange's death mentioned
- your honour I can't give them a break
- Divination
- how toxic can I make them without spoiling the love challenge
- a bit of
- But also
- Comfort
- Kinda
- like don't get excited
- they are going through it
- Family Issues
- the past is tormenting kind of shit
- but so is the future
- Literary References & Allusions
- I dare you to find them all
- We've got
- Oscar Wilde - Freeform
- richard siken
- sam shepard - Freeform
- Baudelaire
- i think flaubert too but maybe i'm mistaken and he was in the last one
- Oh
- and Taylor Swift
- i love you it's ruining my life moment
- but it's a flashback
- communication?
- i don't know her
- Alchemy
- some vinda/queenie drama
- people having conversations
- the zodiac discussion no one asked for
- pushing and pulling here and there to try to fix things
- hotel room
- mentioned - Freeform
- No Sex
- sorry - Freeform
- today we yearn
- alchemy discussions
- Astrology
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- The Deathly Hallows
- Master of Death Gellert Grindelwald
- why does this tag doesn't exist
- huh
- père-lachaise
- we are back to visiting cemeteries
- Tabby Cat
- very normal cat
- not suspicious at all
- Love Discussions
- War Discussions
- Leta lestrange made up lore
- Pureblood Lore
- Also made up
- Rosier family made up lore
- your honour they love each other
- Sexual Tension
- Unresolved Sexual Tension
- chastity belt for everyone until next chapter
- we keep the horniness going
- Sickfic
- but not really
- but it could have been
- made up alchemic lore
- your honour you know what I'm about to say
- They love each other
- gossip sesion
- historic made up gossip
- vogel has been horny for albus since the beginning of times
- Fight me if you disagree
- i have teeth
- the cat we are keeping it
- Big Talks
- family trauma
- mentions of that suicide attempt we all know about
- we are back to the premise
- Anal Sex
- Oral Sex
- they talk feelings they solve a mistery they fuck
- this chapter has everything
- any therapist would ghost them both
- together and individually
- it is all awfully dramatic
- violent sex kinda
- but you know how they are
- Tarot Reading (Divination Cards)
- Master of Death Albus Dumbledore
- ouija board goes wrong chapter
- master of death loxias
- seer loxias
- we are discussing today
- Death
- natural abortion
- unborn children
- sibling relationships
- Old Relationships
- Immortality
- loxias is going to be a little shit through it
- but i also offer you
- Trauma
- albus and gellert being too sad and traumatised to do much
- a bath scene
- sorry it's just that
- just water and soap
- and last but not least
- background info through the tiniest flashbacks
- yes I made up loxias' backstory
- he's so barbie coded
- as in barbie you can be anything!
- fantastic beasts' cast
- Inferi (Harry Potter)
- rosier family lore
- not very explicit because this chapter is super long
- everyone is very brave and adventurous here
- pov vinda rosier
- not this interlude turning into the longest chapter in the fic
- a bit of rambling a bit of drama
- aberforth isn't there but he solves the plot
- Go Lesbians
- Paris Catacombs
- so many things happen here i don't know what else to tag
- Minor Character Death
- problematic thoughts about muggles
- everyone is either stupid or a bad person in this fic
- thunderbird sighting
- accurate representation of newt theseus and tina because they are: very lost
- aaaa this is the end
- Happy Ending
- some yapping
- some solving most of the plot
- For the last time
- actually it is more like inn sex
- anyway
- newt scamander cameo
- he's there just to be traumatised
- nobody is super okay here
- but they are trying to
- but only because canon is so sad
- vinda and queenie end up together
- in a kind of weird and compromising family situation too
- and elphias well he's got his concerning behaviours
- but he's alive
- in a nutshell we are here but at what cost
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- Bookmarks:
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27 Aug 2026