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“So did you tell him before you kissed him?” Hyunjin asks.
Minho stabs at his food and does not meet his eye. “The kiss came from both sides. We were drunk.”
“Great. To circle back to the question you’re not answering, at what point did you tell him you’ve been catfishing him? Did you wait until after you guys used tongue, or are you saving the big reveal for when you move in together?”
Minho runs a very cutthroat business in catfishing. When he's paid to catfish straight boy Han Jisung by a bitter ex-girlfriend, he's more than willing to get back at him for her. Until Minho actually gets to know him.
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Bookmarked by vanteffle
21 Oct 2026
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“Oh shit—quick! Make a wish!” Jisung grabs Minho’s shoulder and jumps in place. He squeezes his eyes shut, nose wrinkled in concentration, previous conversation forgotten.
“What’d you wish for?” Minho asks, voice too soft, too reverent. Shit, he really can’t help himself.
Jisung peeks one eye open. “Aish, for you to stop looking at me like that,” he whines.
“Like what?”
Jisung circles his wrist and swings their arms lazily. The pressure of his touch sends shocks up and down Minho’s forearm.
“Like that.”
“With my eyes?”
“Seriously, hyung. Stop perceiving me.”
or
minho doesn't believe wishes can come true...
until Jisung turns invisible.
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13 Sep 2026
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Jisung's got the mother of all crushes on Chan, the third year who helps out with his composition class.
Chan's weird (hot) friend complicates things.
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29 Jun 2026
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“I think you’re lying, all the time. I think you think about me too.”
Jisung is close again, in a place he should never have entered. A place Minho had willingly opened to him, luring him into his den. A wolf trapping an unsuspecting lamb; pretty, blinking up at him with trembling eyes. Trembling eyes, but a steady, manly voice. Half a man; apparently more of one than Minho himself.
“Because I do think about you, professor Lee.”
For the sake of his less-than-likely redemption, Minho wants to think he’s not the one who bridges the distance. For the sake of his poor, rotten soul, he decides to think it’s Jisung who leans in further. And if his own back is no longer touching the wood of his chair, and he’s leaning over the desk just barely, then it’s a secret between him and hell.
Or Professor Minho shouldn’t fall for his new research assistant and his sweet, sad, angry eyes. He still does.
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Bookmarked by vanteffle
25 Jun 2026
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method acting, or: the ethics of (fake) dating your best friend by sheherazaade
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
04 Feb 2026
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“Mh? You think he’d take pity on you?” Jisung laughs. Indeed, the only way to get Felix to back off a relentless pursuit is to cry and be miserable in front of him. It kickstarts his parental instincts, temporarily shutting down the stubborn goblin that otherwise rules his mind. “I doubt there’s someone out there that could ever break your heart enough to render the Lee Minho, playboy extraordinaire, inconsolable.”
Jisung needs an alibi.
Minho needs his roommates to stop lecturing him.
Felix’s earnest misunderstanding turns into the perfect solution.
Bookmarked by vanteffle
09 May 2026