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In which a fuck up by Vice Admiral Rampart sets Crosshair in the path of the Grand Inquisitor--and while the galaxy doesn't feel anything about that series of events one way or the other, a certain set of both current and former Inquisitors certainly do.
(AKA: I read a fic where Crosshair basically adopts Reva and Trilla so now I'm writing by own but I'm also going to add the Grand Inquisitor bc apparently I like writing power dynamics or something I guess.)
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and now we're out of the garden and into the real world by vesynth9
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 Aug 2026
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It's time to take responsibility.
Too bad it's not quite as easy as saying "I'm sorry".(Or: A study on how to fix your mistakes, and the summary realization that some things can't be fully mended, written by both an AI and group of Humans.)
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Being the vessel of a god, from Shulk and Fiora's wildly differing views.
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*You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden. by vesynth9
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
22 Aug 2026
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*Let me tell you a story. It is about two children who made a pie for their father.
*It is about two children that were best friends.
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sans...is tired.
(Or: sans makes a promise to his friend and king. this is not what he had in mind, but it's too late now.)
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- Part 3 of CHANGETALE (UT AU)
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A what if Undertale AU wherein DT is a much bigger Deal, Undyne's death contaminated Waterfall, Frisk dies in the Judgement Hall and does not RESET, mistakes are made and life keeps plodding along, no matter what anyone involved has to say about it.
Featuring: A somewhat toxic? Alphys and sans friendship that gets better slowly, Flowey coming to terms with his trauma and hissing at it in response, Drunk Buns going sober and learning to love again, Grillby being the best, Gerson losing his sight but not his sense of humor, W.D Gaster being salty and distracted, Nice Cream and Burgerpants going on a date, MK learning how to fight and yeah, honestly there's way too much to fit here, so just... enjoy. <3
(Series title from Robert Frosts' poem, "Nothing Gold Can Stay")
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curiosity killed every cat by vesynth9
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
10 Aug 2026
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Welcome to the Worlds of the Goddess, my friends. Watch your step.
(Or: The Legend of Zelda, but make it Eldritch.)
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what is madness? who is god? is He Your father or Your lover? and other such questions by vesynth9
Fandom The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 Aug 2026
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In which Caine is brought back from the dead--and in a kinder world, perhaps he would be allowed to live amongst his humans and both parties could come to an understanding of each other. Sadly, however, this is not that kinder world.
(Or: Caine is brought back from death only to be dropped in another box. As you might imagine, things do not magically get better from there.)
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Harmonious Haircuts and Impromptu Lessons in Friendship by Megsiepoo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Mar 2026
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Barely a week into Alastor's imprisonment inside V Tower, Velvette is fed up with his fuck-ass, ugly bob. She has an image to maintain, and that stupid deer is ruining her well-earned name. So what's the only solution? Kidnap the Radio Demon and give him a makeover.
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- Part 2 of Helluva Fic Fight Contributions
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Bookmarked by vesynth9
02 Sep 2026
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When Vox makes his Deal with Alastor, he doesn't stop to negotiate the terms, doesn't draw up a physical contract that clearly outlines the terms of the agreement. No, he just seizes the hand that's offered before Alastor can pull it back.
He may come to regret that.
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02 Sep 2026
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The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!
Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…
Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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Bookmarked by vesynth9
01 Sep 2026
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“So, tell me more. When you saw me at the bar — I mean, was it an instant thing? Like, did you look at me and just know?” Vincent stopped himself. “Or, wait! You had to observe me first, didn't you? That seems more like your style. And those police reports – pretty colourful execution methods! Really gives you a thrill, reading about them… Did you start flipping through your mental catalogue, when you saw me?”
“Don’t flatter yourself,” Alastor said. “I supposed I would kill you the same way I kill any other man.”
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It's not Alastor's first time holding a man hostage and threatening to murder him. He's just not sure why this one is so excited about it.
Bookmarked by vesynth9
01 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
They are like. The DEFINITION of freaks. And it’s awesome