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Ghost Problems by weird_king_eli
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, National Football League (US) RPF
22 Mar 2026
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Quinn Hughes had always been haunted.
The ghosts had always been there. Always nagging. Always talking. Rushing around the ice tuned them out, luckily. But even so, they are still there.
And listening to them was terrible.
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The Quinn Hughes ghosts jokes reminded me of the Sam Darnold ghosts jokes so here we are.
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More Powerful than Hate by weird_king_eli
Fandoms: Original Work, National Football League (US) RPF
08 Feb 2026
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After the 60th Superbowl, the Patriots are left with a new scar on his face. No thanks to a seachicken that isn’t even a real bird.
The Seahawks have finally gotten back at the patriots, they’ve betten them, they’ve shown them to be the frauds they are, yet why does he feel sympathy for the bleeding man in front of him?
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New York, New Jersey, and California are a silly billy family by weird_king_eli for IAmStoryteller
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
13 Aug 2025
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New York, New Jersey, and California doing some lighthearted family activities! :D
BTW the second link should work now :)
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WTTT Meets Football, What Could Go Wrong? by weird_king_eli
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Original Work
17 Jun 2025
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“A Texans fan? You’re pretty bold to be wearing that here.”
California grimised. They know how other states can get about sports, and Florida was no exception.
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Personifications of NFL football teams appear and the states need to figure out what the hell they’re doing here!
Will the teams make it back to their universe? Will the states not pointlessly argue with each other and work together? Will I actually finish this? Lets find out together :D
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Terrible Towels but Tables by weird_king_eli
Fandoms: Coach Series - Tom Grossi (Web Series)
08 Dec 2024
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A Bills fan sits on a beach alone, but not in till a Steelers fan joins them.
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Rather Fishy by Dragonoms
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
07 Oct 2026
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When a storm knocks Ryland Grace into the ocean, he should've died. Too bad something took interest in him rather quickly and has no intentions of letting him die.
Too bad for that something that Ryland Grace is extremely touch starved and about to learn a lot of things about himself as well.
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04 Oct 2026
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Sid has spent his whole life learning how to keep a secret, and being the Pittsburgh Penguins' franchise saviour is complicated enough without accidentally getting pregnant.
With a season to finish, two babies on the way, and a future neither of them planned for, Sid and Geno are about to learn that some things are a little harder to hide than others.
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04 Oct 2026
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Harry Osborn was not an insane man.
He couldn’t blame people for thinking that, after all, his dad was a supervillain and a monster. And there were times when he was controlled by Venom. But that wasn’t his fault, for the most part. And there were those who thought his clingy personality and possessive attitude towards his friends were signs that he was like his father. But that just wasn’t true! Sure, he was clingy, but he never meant anything by it!
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24 Sep 2026
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Everything, all for you, my blood runs wild. by spideyfemme
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Sep 2026
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Peter blinked down at his phone, the text barely registering as he read it over again and again. He swallowed thickly before locking the device. It was starting to get nerve wracking, the number of bodies that had begun to pile up around him.
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11 Sep 2026
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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Aug 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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24 Aug 2026