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Fireweed: a hardy, pink pyrogenic flower that, while is vital for stabilizing post-fire states, is incredibly invasive and toxic to agriculture. Thus, rendering the land resistant to human interference.
Or, Sakura’s world needed to burn before she can truly bloom.
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02 Sep 2026
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Uchiha Shisui hadn’t stopped laughing since Itachi told him what happened.
The fact that his baby cousin hadn't been able to shut up about his pastel-colored teammate since the incident made it even funnier.
Despite the rumors that often circulated amongst Uchiha fanclubs in the Academy, it wasn’t a show of being delicate or needing protection that tended to earn the admiration and attraction of his fellow clan members.
It was a display of brute strength.
Poor little Sakura-chan had no idea what she’d just signed herself up for.
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02 Sep 2026
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There is anger and then there is rage.
Haruno Sakura, daughter of a war criminal and a long-since passed Kumo father, has ample supplies of both.
(or rather; sakura beats the shit out of the world before it can beat the shit out of her, take two electric boogaloo edition.)
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- Part 1 of Eat Your Gods
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02 Sep 2026
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A Kid-Friendly Roadtrip by Paper_skeleton01, That1ValiantCougar
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Aug 2026
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A found-family action comedy reminiscent of Spy Family! Starring Naruto as the #1 Knuckleheaded trouble-maker, Iruka as the fed-up (housewife) teacher, and Kakashi as… Kakashi (the emotionally constipated government assassin)!
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31 Aug 2026
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Description updated!!
Iruka and Kakashi both haven't had a serious relationship before, but what happens when they try? Kakashi x Iruka slow burn, where the two try to figure out how to be in a serious, stable relationship and how to love another person (and themselves!). Will have some mature content along the way. Part one of a three-part series, with this first part running up to the beginning of Shippuden. The second part will cover most of Shippuden. Part 3 will be non-sequential drabbles, occurring after the Fourth War and prior to Boruto!
First few chapters are short, but subsequent chapters are longer! Join me for the ride! I'm trying to keep it pretty much canon compliant, but small divergences may occur here or there! A note on spelling convention - I know it's fairly common to use Jōnin or Chūnin, but it's easier for me to use Jounin and Chuunin. I do not own these characters and am not making a profit on this activity. I just really ship these two and want to write about it.
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- Part 1 of the Light Trilogy (KakaIru)
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31 Aug 2026