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    Ilya Rozanov does not make it two weeks on Zoloft before the worst side effect hits hard and fast.

    or,

    “Barrett, I fucked up,” he says.

    “Roz?” Barrett sounds dazed.

    “I fucked up,” he repeats, and he realizes how drunk he sounds. He’s in so much trouble he almost hangs up.

    “Roz, what's going on,” Barrett says.

    Bozhe, he’s going to have to say the words.

    Now with part two, featuring buckwheat pancakes, psychiatry for millionaires, important conversations, and Troy and Ilya’s worst “your mom” joke.

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    18 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 17

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    Ilya would have been more peeved at how crowded the place was, if not for the sight before him.

    He leaned on the thick black matted flooring of the boxing ring, half hiding his face in the hopes no one would clock the hungry look on his face as a shirtless Ryan Price and extremely fit-looking Shane Hollander taped down their gloves.

    Or: Do we need an excuse to punch Dallas Kent in the face?

    Companion piece to There have been threats and If you're afraid of wolves. August 2016.

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    08 Sep 2026

  3. Rec 15

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    It had been almost two years since Shane had stepped foot in the Bell Centre in Montreal. It felt like an entirely different place through the visiting team entrance.

    Ilya played with Mishka ears for a moment, then sighed dramatically. “Fine, I will go to Montreal.”

    “What?” Shane’s heart skipped a beat. “I’m not asking you to.”

    “You think I’m a bad husband?”

    Or: Shane plays Montreal for the first time, and it goes about as well as expected.

    Companion piece to There have been threats and If you're afraid of wolves. March 2016.

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    07 Sep 2026

  4. Rec 47

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    Ilya had stripped down to a tank top, his curls flat on his face until he shoved them back. He was shivering uncontrollably despite the heat Pike blasted into the backseat.

    “Tell me where it hurts,” Ilya’s voice was ragged. His hands were chilly as he ran them over Shane’s bare chest, under Ilya’s wool jacket.

    Ilya was soaking wet; his hair dripped ice onto Shane’s face.

    “Hollander–”

    “There should be another blanket—“

    “Just fucking drive,” Ilya snapped.

    He blew into his hands, warming them as best he could before cupping Shane’s icy cheeks and turning his face toward him.

    “Shane,” Ilya said, his voice cracking. “Open your eyes. Please.”

     Or: Ilya just needs Shane to not die.

    Missing scene from There have been threats between chapter 7 and 8.

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    07 Sep 2026

  5. Rec 15

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    Before he had met the guy, he assumed Price was a bear in human form, recruited straight out of some secret dockside brawling fight ring in Nova Scotia.

    He was here to play hockey. Not to make friends. Except for Ryan, his unexpected friend.

    Though, it turned out he hadn’t been that wrong about the bear part.

    Or: Ryan and Shane hit the Village in Toronto.

    Companion piece to There have been threats and If you're afraid of wolves. January 2015.

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    07 Sep 2026