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A Mike-ological Drama! (AKA, Battat “Practices On It”—and by “It”, Haha, Well, Let’s Just Say…) by karmatens
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
17 Aug 2026
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Tenna isn’t in Castle Town anymore. But Battat is sure he’ll come crawling back any minute now. A guy like him doesn’t just disappear; it’s not right, and Battat is always right. And what’s a Tenna without his Mike, anyway? More importantly—what’s a Mike without his Tenna?
Battat has no idea. And for some reason, he’s still Mike.
It’s hard, being Mike without Tenna. But practice makes perfect, and he’s already got his gloves on a spiffy enough stand-in for Tenna. He’s planning to practice being Mike on it real hard tonight.
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25 Aug 2026
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Battat thinks that things can't possibly get more overwhelming as the royal advisor to the King of Diamonds. That is, until he gets a letter from the Spade Court's magician, inviting him over for a cup of tea and card games.
Battat sees right through the note for what it really is: a test of his competence as the newly appointed royal advisor, of course.
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14 Aug 2026
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“Pay attention, mouse,” it purred, bringing him closer to its face. “That’s a command.” It stared at him, with its eyes half-lidded.
A low, droning hum started to fill the room, like the sound of bees swarming in a hive. It was surprisingly soothing.
Distantly, Battat realized that it was getting a little hard to think.
“Good,” it praised him, its voice a low rumble. He felt a warmness in his chest as its soft tone—he had done something right. “Doesn’t that sound nice? What does it make you think of?”
“Bees,” he said, the words leaving his lips before he could think about them. He blinked, trying to regain focus. “What’re you doing to me?” Battat asked, his voice sounding further away than he remembered it being.
Battat forgets his place. His friend helps him remember it.
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14 Aug 2026
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First thing Battat does is to write a list of their priorities on the whiteboard.
“Number one,” he says, tapping the board. “Quell any and all rumors of sexual relations between Tenna and Spamton. This is straightforward.”
Despite volunteering to tie him up that one time—and despite currently being forced to think way too much about his sex life—Battat does not actually want to fuck his boss. Not at all.
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- Part 2 of A Binding Agreement
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12 Aug 2026
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“Please. Spare us both the headache,” it sighed. As Battat just stared up at it for a moment without struggling, its grin widened slyly. “Oh? For all your yelling earlier, you’re being surprisingly… docile.”
So are you, he wanted to say.
With horror, Battat realized that this was turning him on. The heat in his gut was beginning to build again.
His gaze flickered away for a moment. It didn’t pass by unnoticed.
“Ah, there we go,” it purred, obviously pleased.
(Or, Battat is completely starved for intimacy, and it shows. FRIEND can't just stand on the sidelines and watch anymore. Battat hadn't known it had been watching in the first place.)
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12 Aug 2026