yourlocal_alien
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Tommy definitely never planned much, he didn’t have any powers, he had no family to support him and zero cares in the world. He also never thought he would get kidnapped but apparently taking hostages is a classic backup strategy for the most notorious villains in L’manburg. He was just trying to make money, get women and not die. Instead he might just find what he's always been looking for.
Or Tommy gets kidnapped and somehow his life becomes 1000000x better.
Or I missed this age of DSMP fanfiction so I decided to do something about it.
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In a world of heroes and villains how do you know who's good(dsmp + sleepy bois superhero au with an oc) by yourlocal_alien
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Jun 2022
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Working as a barista isn’t the exactly dream job Tommy thought he would get when he was a kid, he thought he good be a hero, a saviour of L’manburg but that dream went down the drain as soon as he realized all the stupid rules they have. No helping people unless you have permission, don’t do this, don’t do that, train for 4 hours a day. It seems ridiculous, the hero committee is also completely corrupt, only patrolling the rich parts like Esempee and the West end they couldn’t give a shit about middle or lower class citizens. So obviously the next most likely option is to be a vigilante, the self governed heroes who probably help more than the legal ones. The only problem with that is to be a vigilante you need resources, something Tommy did not have-
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- Part 1 of Dsmp fics
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Now I must lie in the mess you made (The mess we made) by Zenitrix
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
17 Dec 2025
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Chip was a troublemaker
but he didn't fucking do this.
and yet, here he was, being blamed for it.
“I assure you, this boy is innocent. He was with me.”
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Chip works as a servant in a castle. Gillion is a prince in said castle. What happens when Gillion lies (for like the first time ever) to save Chip from getting in trouble? Fake Dating! That's what!!
Title and (general) Idea from Burn For You from The Unofficial Bridgerton Musical.
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15 Oct 2026
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Literally romance goals i want this in my life
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There’s Blood in your Web, Theseus (wipe it out) by spookyserpent
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2022
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Spiders are both overlooked and feared. They spin their webs, catch their kills and move on. Some hunt, finding their prey and stalking until the kill.
Tommy’s not a Huntsman Spider anymore, though. He made sure of that when the skies bled black with smoke and the horizon was stained with orange and red.
From a class of twenty-eight to a class of one.
Or, Tommy has escaped the Red Room, only to stumble into the lives of a family of Villains, who want him to join their ranks, a corrupt businessman and his makeshift family and a bunch of Heroes, who swear they want to help him.
Now with a Sequel: Come in from the Cold, Huntsman.
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- Part 4 of Writing about Block People :)
- Part 1 of spider versus web
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01 Aug 2026
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Déjà vu by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Oct 2026
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2014: Ilya Rozanov shocks the world and breaks Shane Hollander’s heart by disappearing without explanation, and without a goodbye kiss.
2024: A devastating injury forces Shane to retire early, so he moves to a small town to coach girls hockey and figure out what the hell to do with the rest of his life.
When recently divorced Ilya Rozanov walks into the rink with his twin girls, Shane has to decide if he’s brave enough to risk a second chance on a broken heart, and a rekindled romance with the first and only boy he ever loved.
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“So.” Ilya cleared his throat. “Should we tell the girls their Daddy and their coach used to date?”
“We didn’t date. We hooked up a few times, then you disappeared.” Shane looked away to hide his heartbreak as he lied, “It doesn’t even matter. It’s not like I loved you or anything.”
“No, of course not.” Ilya tried to smile through a lie of his own, “I didn’t love you either.”
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- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry
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01 Jun 2026
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you light my fire like a cigarette by no_ilya_thats_gross
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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“Please,” he says finally, voice breaking as he gives in. “Fuck, please, Rozanov, I’m gonna—”
Rozanov pulls all the way back, mouth releasing his cock with a noise that makes Shane’s hips rock up into nothing.
“Rozanov,” he begs again.
“Hmm?” Rozanov asks, kissing Shane’s shaking thigh gently. “You need something?”
“You— fuck— you said I could come,” Shane says, trying and failing to keep the accusatory note out of his voice.
“Mhm. When you say my name, yes?”
“I did!” Shane insists, just a hint of a whine in his tone now. Rozanov smirks at him.
“Oh, sweetheart,” he says. “My first name.”
OR:
Ilya does something a little different on tuna melt day.
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07 May 2026
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A video of Ilya Rozanov goes insanely viral one weekend. It’s him stopped on a red light, riding one of his bright sportscar, windows down with loud music, singing and bobbing along to Bad Bunny songs, an unlit cig between his lips, blissfully aware smoking (pun intended) hot he looks.
Few days later, he gets modelling/brand offers he gladly accepts to cure his boredom while Shane is out doing his own brand deals. To get Ilya into the mood, directors let him play his own playlists and do his own thing.
It breaks the internet.
If there’s one thing that Hayden accidentally outing them Shane is thankful for, it’s the fact that he can now stake his claim on Ilya. He just did not expect it’ll be against most of the internet and a quarter of the league.
(Greatly inspired by those videos of Connor Storrie dancing during his photoshoots that have not left my mind since I watched them.)Series
- Part 1 of Burner Accounts and Shanenanigans
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07 May 2026