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Mo Xuanyu had absolutely had enough.
He stomped out of his bedroom and into the living room. There they were Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue cuddling up on the sofa watching a movie.
“Fuck you both!” he shouted.
Nie Mingjue paused the film. “Pardon?”
“Fuck.You.Both!” Mo Xuanyu repeated.
“Have you been drinking?” Lan Xichen asked carefully.
“You're damn right I have!”
“Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you, you daft prick?” Nie Mingjue shouted.
“I just want to know why I’m so fucking repulsive to the two of you?” Mo Xuanyu cried.
“What?” Lan Xichen exclaimed.
“Why don’t you find me attractive?” Mo Xuanyu said with the start of a pout on his lips.
Lan Xichen frowned. “I don’t unders…”
“WHY DONT YOU TWO WANT TO FUCK ME?!”
The room fell silent.
“What…the…fuck?” Nie Mingjue said under his breath then he turned to his boyfriend. “I told you. I called this shit. You owe me fifty big ones! Pay up!”
Lan Xichen sighed, stood up and put his hands on Mo Xuanyu’s shoulders. “Sweetheart, you’re confused, you’re just drunk and confused…”
Mo Xuanyu shook his head. “No I’m not. I know what I want.”
Lan Xichen frowned. “I knew this was a mistake, Wei Ying convinced me that it was a brilliant idea to let you rent out our spare room but I had this feeling that it would…”
“I hear you. I hear you through the wall every night and I want it. I want it so bad. I want you to touch me like you touch him. I want both of you to touch me. I want both of you to use me. I think about it while I touch myself but it’s just not…”
“Enough?” Nie Mingjue added.
Mo Xuanyu nodded. “It’s never enough.”
Lan Xichen looked at Mo Xuanyu. “I didn’t think you were…”
Mo Xuanyu rolled his eyes and looked at the floor. “I’m bi. I’ve known since I was sixteen. I’m just not a fucking loud mouth about it.”
“I say we do this,” Nie Mingjue said, standing up and coming to stand behind Mo Xuanyu, putting his hands firmly on the younger man’s slender hips. “He’s up for it so why not?”
Xuanyu leaned back into him and Nie Mingjue nuzzled his neck. “You always smell so fucking good, I wanna bite you. Come on Xichen, what’s the harm?”
“He’s drunk,” Lan Xichen said firmly. “He doesn’t know what he’s saying.”
“I know what I want,” Mo Xuanyu said. “This is about me and what I need. I watch you two together, I…just want to feel like you do…even if it’s just once…”
Lan Xichen exhaled and looked at Mo Xuanyu. “Are you sure you want to do this?”
Mo Xuanyu nodded. “Yes. I do. I really want to do this.”
“Give him a safe word, love,” Nie Mingjue said.
Lan Xichen nodded. “If at any point you want to stop, just say Liebing and we’ll end the night there. No hard feelings. Everything will just go right back to being like it is right now, okay?”
Mo Xuanyu nodded and Lan Xichen smiled. He stepped in close and pulled Xuanyu closer by his trouser belt loops. “You really do smell good,” he murmured.
Mo Xuanyu let out a shaky breath at the feel of Nie Mingjue pressing his erection between his ass cheeks then Lan Xichen pressed their lips together and Xuanyu lost the ability to form rational thoughts…
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It had all started four weeks previously when Nie Huaisang had announced he needed to go travelling to ‘find himself.’ Mo Xuanyu had looked up from his law books and glared at him. “You know I can’t afford the rent on this place without you, I’ll have to move out.”
“You could find another roommate,” Nie Huaisang offered.
“I can’t find one who pays two thirds of the bills like you do!”
Nie Huaisang shrugged. “Move in with my brother and Lan Xichen then, they have loads of room.”
Mo Xuanyu had thought it was a crazy idea at first but then the more he thought about it, the more it made sense. He could save a lot of cash living with two people and Lan Xichen was a lawyer so he could help him out with his assignments. So he asked Huaisang to put in a good word for him. Soon he was packing up and heading over to Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue’s place.
And everything had been just fine at first, Lan Xichen was a neat freak so the house was always spotless, and Nie Mingjue was a big cuddle monster much to Mo Xuanyu’s surprise and delight. It was only that, living with an established couple who were obviously very much in love was something Mo Xuanyu had never really thought about. But now that it was right under his nose he couldn’t help but feel…left out. Like when they fed each other at the breakfast table, or like how Nie Mingjue would slap Lan Xichen’s ass every time he followed him up the stairs. And then there was the sex. For a few weeks Mo Xuanyu had worn his noise cancelling headphones to block it out but soon he got curious and he listened to them through the wall. There was so much to take in. Lan Xichen’s soft moaning, Nie Mingjue’s loud grunting, the bed springs sounding like they were going to give up at any moment, the wet, slapping sounds and then soft dry kisses and whispered reassurances. Mo Xuanyu wanted it all. He wanted to slot himself right in between the two perfect men and have all of their attention aimed at him. But he realised with a sad ache that neither man had shown any interest in him. He started to wonder if he was just so unlovable, so unfuckable that nobody wanted him.
And that’s why he had downed half a bottle of vodka and plucked up the courage to finally go and ask why his roommates didn’t want to fuck him, and now he was feeling a little bit dizzy standing in the middle of the living room between two of the hottest men alive while they pawed at him and gently held their now hard cocks against him so he could feel just how much they wanted to take him.
“Are you sure about this? You’re very drunk,” Lan Xichen murmured.
Mo Xuanyu nodded eagerly. “Yes, I’m sure. I want it.”
“What is it that you want exactly?”
“I want you both to wreck me, I want you both to use me and leave me ruined,” Mo Xuanyu choked out.
Lan Xichen made an amused face at Nie Mingjue. “Okay baby, we’re going to give you what you need.”
Suddenly Mo Xuanyu was plucked off his feet by Nie Mingjue and carried up the stairs. He was placed down on their bed carefully and then Nie Mingjue disappeared out of the room. Lan Xichen lay down next to Mo Xuanyu and put a hand on his cheek, turning his head gently towards him. He kissed him softly, taking his time. He edged closer and slotted a leg between Xuanyu’s.
“You’re beautiful sweetheart, has anyone ever told you that?” Lan Xichen murmured as his lips travelled over Mo Xuanyu’s cheek and down his throat.
“No…” Mo Xuanyu whispered.
“And Mingjue is right, you do smell amazing. I’ve wanted you from day one but I didn’t think you would be interested,” his lips returned to Xuanyu’s, his tongue lapping into his mouth.
Mo Xuanyu whimpered a little in response. “How could anyone not be interested in you? Have you seen you?”
Lan Xichen laughed and pressed a kiss to his forehead.
“It’s ready,” Nie Mingjue said, peeping his head around the door.
“What’s ready?” Mo Xuanyu asked.
Lan Xichen smiled and stood up. “Come,” he said, holding out his hand. Mo Xuanyu took it and they led him to the bathroom. This was another perk of living with two wealthy men. The bathroom was massive. Mo Xuanyu could see that the tub had been filled with water and bubbles. He scowled. “What is this? I’m meant to be getting fucked right now!”
Nie Mingjue rolled his eyes and started to undo Mo Xuanyu’s shirt buttons. “Kid, you’re drunk and we ain’t gonna take advantage of you, but think of this as like the pre-game. If you can take all this and at the end of it you still wanna fuck, then we’ll give it to you.” he rolled Mo Xuanyu’s shirt off his arms then undid his jeans and pushed them off. He stopped at his boxers.
“You want us to turn around?” He asked. They both looked at him expectantly.
Mo Xuanyu understood. This was a test. They were testing his resolve. He shoved his underwear down and kicked them away along with his socks. Then he stood in front of them with his hands on his hips. “Well?” he said.
Nie Mingjue nodded. “Nice dick. 8/10.”
“Why only 8?” Mo Xuanyu exclaimed.
“It’s not hard right now,” Nie Mingjue smirked as he gathered up Mo Xuanyu’s clothing and left the room.
Lan Xichen chuckled and came towards Mo Xuanyu. He kissed his cheek gently. “You have to excuse him, he’s a giver not a taker so he can’t truly appreciate how perfect your cock is. I on the other hand enjoy being on both ends and I would be very happy to take your dick, darling.”
Lan Xichen helped him get into the bath and started to wash him down. Mingjue returned and washed his hair for him. Mo Xuanyu had to admit it was the best head massage he had ever had. He said so and Mingjue was smug about it, saying it was because his fingers were so much stronger than Xichen’s. Xichen rolled his eyes at Xuanyu who smothered a laugh in response.
“You two are so great,” Mo Xuanyu said sleepily as they helped him out of the bath and dried him off, wrapping him up in Mingjue’s fluffiest robe. They helped him back into their bedroom and placed him under the covers.
He heard the rustling of clothing and assumed it was his roommates getting undressed. Had he passed the test? Was he going to get what he wanted now?
“Are we gonna do it now?” he asked sleepily.
He felt the bed dip around him and an arm from either side wrapped around him. One hand found its way into his hair and carded through it softly. A pair of lips kissed him sweetly. “Sleep now.” someone said and Mo Xuanyu willingly obeyed.
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Mo Xuanyu woke in the night feeling warmer than he had ever felt. He soon remembered he was the filling in a very muscular sandwich and winced when his little speech from the night before came back to him. Then his pride flared. They had treated him like a mixed up school boy. He was a grown man! He knew exactly what he wanted! He looked at Lan Xichen asleep in front of him. He was beautiful. He felt a tingle run through him. He leaned forward and kissed Lan Xichen. The man moaned a little in response. Mo Xuanyu kissed him again, harder this time. Lan Xichen’s eyes fluttered open softly. “What are you doing?” he asked sleepily. Geez, he was adorable. “Xichen, you owe me a fucking,” Mo Xuanyu whispered. Lan Xichen smiled at him. “Sleep now, we’ll talk about it in the morning.” Mo Xuanyu scowled. Then he threw himself onto his back, dislodging Nie Mingjue who had been pressed up against him. The older man grunted and turned onto his back.
Mo Xuanyu reached out his hand and started to stroke Lan Xichen through his boxers. “Stop,” Xichen said warningly. Mo Xuanyu ignored him and reached out his other hand to stroke Nie Mingjue through his sleep shorts. Mingjue let out a sigh as he started to stir.
“You are lonely and confused…” Lan Xichen reasoned.
“No, I am horny and unsatisfied,” Mo Xuanyu replied.
“You don’t have to do this,” Lan Xichen said.
“Speak for yourself,” Nie Mingjue said as he thrust softly into Mo Xuanyu’s hand and shivered. “Why can’t you cut the boy some slack, he passed your tests…”
“Ha! I knew you were testing me!” Mo Xuanyu cried.
Lan Xichen sent his eyes skyward. “I just wanted to give you a chance to calm down and think…”
“Well I’m calm and I’ve thought about and I still want you to fuck me.”
“Yes! It’s fucking go time!” Nie Mingjue announced, he whipped his shorts off and wrapped Mo Xuanyu’s hand more firmly around his dick. “How are we doing this?”
“Just hold on a minute…” Lan Xichen said, stilling Mo Xuanyu’s hand on him.
Mingjue groaned. “Will you stop? You think too much. He ain’t a kid anymore, he’s a year away from graduating top of his class. He ain’t dumb Xichen. Fuck…look we need to move on to the next stage or I’m gonna come soon, it’s been a while since anyone new has had their hand wrapped around my dick and this feels fucking amazing. Xichen stop getting lost in your feelings.”
“What?” Mo Xuanyu asked, Mingjue groaned in frustration as the hand on his dick stopped moving again. “Why did he mention feelings?”
Xichen blushed and looked away.
Mo Xuanyu turned towards him. “Hey, tell me…” he coaxed.
“He feels bad because he’s had a few wet dreams about you since you moved in,” Nie Mingjue explained.
“Mingjue!” Xichen shouted.
“What?” Mingjue said. “It’s true!”
“It was a secret!”
Mingjue rolled his eyes. “Come on Xichen, just tell him why you’re being a cockblock so we can fuck already. I wanna suck his pretty dick.”
“You really dreamed about me?” Mo Xuanyu asked.
Xichen nodded. “But I convinced myself you were too young and I needed to shut all of that down so now I have this mental block around you that I can’t deconstruct.”
Mo Xuanyu leaned in and kissed Xichen, long and dirty with his hand pressing hard against his cock. “I don’t want anything between us,” he murmured. “Even clothes are too much.”
Xichen moaned and wrapped his arms around him. “I want to fuck your mouth,” he growled as he bit Mo Xuanyu’s lip.
Mo Xuanyu nodded enthusiastically as Xichen manoeuvred him onto his back and crawled up the bed to kneel near his head. Mingjue threw the covers off them and made short work of stripping Mo Xuanyu of the robe they had wrapped him in. He spread Mo Xuanyu’s legs and got between them wasting no time grabbing his dick and swallowing it down.
“Fuck,” Mo Xuanyu hissed.
Xichen smirked. “Yeah you can thank me for that, he was a novice before I got a hold of him.”
Mingjue made a disapproving sound around Mo Xuanyu’s dick and glared up at Xichen who chuckled lightly. Xichen turned his attention back to Mo Xuanyu. He pulled down his boxers and freed his cock, then he touched a feather light finger to Mo Xuanyu’s lips. The boy opened up and Xichen fed his cock to him. They both groaned at the feel of it.
“You look so beautiful, look at you, you’re taking me so well,” Xichen praised as he thrust slowly into Xuanyu’s mouth. Xuanyu drooled and looked up at him with wide, vulnerable eyes.
“Oh my sweet boy,” Xichen groaned. “I’ve thought about this, you know. Thought about fucking you too. You’re such a tease. Do you have any jeans that aren’t two sizes too tight? God, you've been driving me wild.” He sped up his movements.
“What about those tiny fucking running shorts?” Mingjue said as he popped off Mo Xuanyu’s dick. “I nearly slid into him when he started warming up in the living room. Bending in front of me like that. Fuck.” Mingjue took Mo Xuanyu’s dick back into his mouth and sucked aggressively, making Xuanyu groan with relief.
“Oh baby, just like that, I’m close, don’t stop…” Xichen whispered as he thrust into Xuanyu. A moment later Mo Xuanyu’s mouth was filled with hot come and he swallowed it down quickly trying not to lose even one drop.
Xichen withdrew slowly after Mo Xuanyu licked him clean. He brushed a hand over Xuanyu’s hair. “Such a good boy,” he said. Then he lay down next to him and kissed him deep as Mingjue sucked him through a mind blowing orgasm.
Just as Mo Xuanyu was catching his breath, Nie Mingjue popped up to lie next to him and smirked at Lan Xichen. “So you wanna do rock, paper, scissors for him?”
Xichen stroked Mo Xuanyu’s cheek lovingly as he answered. “It’s his first time, and no offence my love but you are like a bulldozer in that department. I think perhaps he needs something gentler to start with.”
Mingjue sulked. “This is so unfair, one of you better do something about this fucking boner then!” he said pointing at his crotch.
Mo Xuanyu eyed him hungrily. “I can take it,” he said.
Mingjue beamed. “You hear that Xichen? The boy said he can take it.”
Xichen sighed and helped Mo Xuanyu get onto his hands and knees. “Mingjue, lube and lots of it,” he instructed. Mingjue jumped off the bed with a whoop.
“I’ll be right here, okay? Remember what I said, Liebing is your safe word.” Mo Xuanyu nodded and Xichen smiled at him. “Good boy,” he said as he gently kissed him.
Mingjue bounded back up onto the bed and lubed up Mo Xuanyu’s ass. He gently put in his finger and Mo Xuanyu hissed at the intrusion. “Breathe through it kid,” Mingjue said. “What an ass this kid has, I could bounce a quarter off it. All that time in the gym has paid off.” He ran his other hand over Mo Xuanyu’s left cheek then smacked him slightly. Mo Xuanyu moaned.
“Oh, you like that?” Mingjue asked, slapping him again.
“Ahhh,” Xuanyu gasped. Mingjue used the distraction to slip in another finger. Mo Xuanyu looked at Xichen worriedly. Xichen cupped his cheeks and kissed him. “You’re doing so good sweetheart,” he purred. Mo Xuanyu melted. Xichen kissed him again and slipped his tongue in just as Mingjue worked up to three fingers. Mo Xuanyu was starting to moan now. “Please…” he begged, not really sure what he was asking for.
Mingjue slipped his fingers out and lined up the head of his cock “This’ll hurt,” he said as he started to push in.
Xichen sucked a bruise into Mo Xuanyu’s neck as a distraction while Mingjue worked his giant cock into Xuanyu’s virgin ass, then bit down on Xuanyu’s earlobe as he bottomed out.
Just as Mo Xuanyu was getting used to that, Mingjue started to move. It felt strange at first, foreign but then…then it made his cock stand up at attention, made his stomach tense and his ears ring, made his heart pound in his chest and pulled little soft noises from his throat. Xichen told him how good he was, and Mingjue told him what a hot ass he had. In the middle of his feverish arousal Mo Xuanyu mused that together Mingjue and Xichen were the perfect boyfriend. Just the right mix of sweet and spice. Then Xichen reached to get a hold of his dick and there weren’t any more thoughts after that other than ' please, please…’ and ‘want to come…want to come…want to come…’
When Mingjue eventually filled his ass, Mo Xuanyu came all over Xichen’s hand and flopped forward onto the bed. Mingjue pulled out and smacked Mo Xuanyu. “Nice,” he said as he threw himself down on the mattress. “Xichen you want to go now?” Mo Xuanyu looked alarmed and Xichen chuckled. “He is teasing you sweetheart,” he told Mo Xuanyu.
Mo Xuanyu scowled. “You’re an asshole,” he muttered and Mingjue laughed.
“Come on, let’s get you cleaned up,” Xichen said, pulling Xuanyu off the bed. He took Xuanyu to the bathroom and wiped him down, while Mingjue changed the sheets. They all climbed back into bed together naked with Mo Xuanyu between them both. Just as Xichen was dropping off to sleep Xuanyu spoke in a small voice.
“What happens…tomorrow?” he asked.
“What would you like to happen?” Xichen asked.
Xuanyu swallowed hard. “I want…I don’t know if I can have what I want.”
Xichen kissed him. “You want to know if this was just a one night thing?”
Mo Xuanyu nodded.
Mingjue tightened his arm around Mo Xuanyu’s waist. “Stop worrying kid, you're ours now,” he said sleepily.
“Really?” Xuanyu asked.
Xichen smiled at him. “Really. We knew something was missing and when we met you we both thought maybe you were that extra piece for us, but we didn’t know if you felt the same. Now we know so now you’re ours.”
Mo Xuanyu smiled at Xichen and put their foreheads together.
“Less talkie, more sleepie!” Mingjue complained and they all settled down to rest.
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In the morning, Mo Xuanyu woke to the sound of Mingjue singing out of tune and banging cupboards in the kitchen. He smiled then winced at the pain in his ass. He felt Xichen at his back, kissing a trail up his spine and shivered. Xichen pushed his hair aside and kissed his throat. “Are you too sore?” he asked as he thrust against Xuanyu’s ass. Xuanyu pushed back into him. “No,” he answered. Xichen worked him open slowly but the whole time he whispered such filthy things into Xuanyu’s ear that by the time he slipped his dick inside, Xuanyu was a quivering horny mess.
Xichen told him about things he had done to Mingjue, things Mingjue had done to him, things they both wanted to do to Xuanyu and then he reached around and wrapped a hand around Mo Xuanyu’s cock until they were both spilling into each other. Xichen kissed him and told him how special he was, that he never thought he could find someone who could take his dick so well, that he was so happy they had found him. They cleaned up and headed into the kitchen hand in hand where Mingjue was preparing some toast and eggs. Xichen kissed him good morning and Mingjue kissed him back grabbing his ass with one big meaty hand. When Xichen moved to pour some juice, Xuanyu hovered, unsure of his place. He yelped as Mingjue grabbed him and kissed him roughly squeezing his ass and murmuring about how he was gonna fuck it again later. Then his eyes narrowed as he looked at Xuanyu’s neck.
“Xichen, when did you do that?” he demanded pointing at the hickey on Mo Xuanyu’s neck.
Xichen spread out the plates and started buttering the toast. He shrugged. “Some time last night,” he said unapologetically.
Mingjue growled and lifted Mo Xuanyu up onto the counter. He pushed Xuanyu’s legs apart and stood between them. “He’s under joint ownership Xichen! You remember that!” Mingjue said as he angled Mo Xuanyu’s neck and sucked a bruise onto the previously un-hickey-ed side of Xuanyu’s throat. Xuanyu moaned and wrapped his arms around his neck.
“Ahhh kid, don’t encourage me, the food will get cold,” Mingjue groaned as he pulled away. He lifted Mo Xuanyu down so they could move to the kitchen table. As the smell of the food hit him, Xuanyu suddenly realised he was starving and plowed through everything on his plate in record time. Xichen and Mingjue watched him fondly. They went for a walk in the park and Mingjue loudly complained about all the times he had to save his little brother from various life threatening situations he walked into whilst blind drunk. Xichen complained that he had no similar stories about Wangji, and Xuanyu just smiled and listened happily,
They had lunch in a fancy restaurant. Xichen and Mingjue fought over who was going to pay, and Mo Xuanyu sat back and let them. They fought over who got to buy him ice cream on the way home too. Then back at the apartment, they fought over who got to enter him first but Xuanyu managed to settle that argument with his mouth. Not with his words, but by sucking Mingjue’s brains out through his dick while Lan Xichen thrust deep into him from behind. When they were finally exhausted and ready to sleep, Xuanyu wondered if he should offer to sleep in his own bed. When he tried to bring up the subject, Lan Xichen made a pouty face and grabby hands in his direction, and Mingjue told him to stop being an idiot and get in the bed with them.
Everything about Mo Xuanyu’s new boyfriends was fun and exciting but by far the best thing was fucking with his friends. The look on Wei Ying’s face when he came over to the apartment unannounced and caught Mo Xuanyu straddling Mingjue on the sofa and tipping his head back to kiss Lan Xichen as he stood behind him was simply delicious.
He often thought back fondly on that special memory, just one of a million moments he treasured deeply of his beloved life with his perfect pair of boyfriends.
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