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Don't Have a Harp (Found Something Better) by Carrieosity
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
01 Mar 2022
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He was human. He was hunted. And now, to Castiel’s shock and dismay, he found himself completely on his own–kicked to the curb by the one person he’d believed would stand with and support him. Not only did Dean not consider him worthy of his friendship (let alone any deeper bond), but apparently he wasn’t even worth Dean’s respect. How else could Castiel interpret the ludicrous “advice” he’d been given about how to survive on his own without starving, freezing, or being killed (again)?
No, Castiel decided. If he was to be on his own, then he’d do things his way, and his days of following Dean Winchester’s instructions were done. It was time to put the past behind him and forge his own path. He was a strategist, after all; his wits hadn’t disappeared along with his grace.
And, then, “Soldier of God” was far from the only skillset he had under his belt.
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The asshole still has his hand on the box. Dean feels like that's kind of unfair, so he puts his hand on the box, too. The guy gives Dean a sharp look. "I fail to see how you have any superior claim to this audio cable."
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For those of you perving along at home, Dean could absolutely provide a list of the hundred or so ways that having a boyfriend with giant fucking actual wings is super hot and/or awesome.
This is not that list.
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Various short fics and fic-type things from Tumblr that are not quite long or fic-like enough to be posted separately. The rating ranges from G to E; content notes are at the beginning of each chapter.
(Chapters that aren't Dean/Cas will say so in the chapter title so you can find them without skimming a bunch of dudeslash first if you don't want to.)
(no longer "untitled etc." bc apparently i've started titling some of them. for no reason. idek.)
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Young heiress Anna is in danger of throwing her fortune away on a low-life bartender. Her brother Castiel is dispatched to make sure this does not happen.
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Excellent Language Skills by everydayistuesday for blue_eyed_cutiepatootie
Fandoms: Supernatural
04 Mar 2022
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There are raccoons in Dean’s attic. He’s perfectly happy to call an exterminator to take care of the beasts and be done with them. Cas has other plans.
Or, the one where Dean has a slight fear of raccoons and his husband reveals himself to be a Disney Princess.
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“Okay, so, the gay thing,” Dean says.
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All Dean wants is a little privacy. Cas doesn't understand.
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Insanity, a back alley, and silliness. Insert your own Marquess of Queensbury rules joke here.
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"You can't spend the rest of your life crying. It annoys people in the movies." - Neil Simon's The Odd Couple. An angst-free look at life after Journey's End.
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When she is in Paris, she sleeps in the catacombs.
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Better the devil you know. Rose and the Doctor after Journey's End.
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My Big Fat British Pregnancy (by Leopold Fitz) by notapepper for badscienceshenanigans
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
25 Jun 2015
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A baby? A tiny, squishy, responsibility-inducing, no-returns-policy, die-if-you-leave-them-alone baby?
He looked at his wife, their eyes widening simultaneously in terror. "Oh, shit."Simmons' pregnancy from Fitz's perspective, told in snippets over forty weeks.
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her lips are sweet surprise by notapepper for memorizingthedigitsofpi, SuburbanSun
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
08 Aug 2017
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He resolutely ignored the blood rushing to his face, among other areas, and surreptitiously scanned the lab to make sure no one was around to see his little probl— no, wait, not little. His average-sized-or-larger problem.
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- Part 1 of Fitzsinners
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Overachiever Jemma Simmons is not used to failure. When she can’t retain the attention of dreamy college boy Milton Waters, she blames it on her lack of sexual experience and resolves to learn everything there is to know about sex by the end of summer, before she leaves for college. She can count on her friends Daisy and Bobbi for moral support, and on her mean girl step-sister Raina for reluctant guidance. As for experimenting –surely her good friend and lab partner Fitz would be willing to help?
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Prompt: the first words your soulmate will say to you are written on your skin, but Fitz won’t talk to Jemma
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There's a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says "Professional couple only". Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
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A high-stakes game of ‘gay chicken’ and the easiest $300 Cas thinks he’ll ever make.
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“I bet that you couldn’t go around letting people think we were a couple without correcting them,” Cas says, grinning. "I bet you a hundred dollars that you couldn’t last two weeks."
“You know what, screw it, I could do with a laugh,” Dean says. "So what, we pretend to be a couple for two weeks or until one of us cracks?"
“Until you crack.”
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Yes, the touching first words that Castiel’s soulmate will ever speak to him are:
Motherfucking son of a goddamn whore.
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