Striders
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nobody is as close to god as dirk's brother.
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Your name is David Marie Lalonde, award-winning director of the SBaHJ mOivEi franchise, proud older brother to the most adorable and most precocious seven-year-old boy genius, and avid collector of dope dead shit, and you’re in the middle of checking yourself into an Express Heat Facility, or as you like to call them, glorified glory holes.
(Or: In which hotshot Hollywood director Dave Lalonde has a meet-cute in a glory hole.)
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★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
the dick was bomb but he was kinda mean to me
will abso-fucking-lutely ride again tho- D. Lalonde (Verified User)
(Or: In which David Lalonde hires a heat companion and gets Bro Strider instead. Except, not really.)
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Dave leans forward. You can see a camera reflected in his shades, in the high-rez screen, you can see his own face peering out of the camera in his shades, his reflection reflecting itself into infinity. Not you. You’re not there -- he’s not here.
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Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.
Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.