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nobody is as close to god as dirk's brother.
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Your name is David Marie Lalonde, award-winning director of the SBaHJ mOivEi franchise, proud older brother to the most adorable and most precocious seven-year-old boy genius, and avid collector of dope dead shit, and you’re in the middle of checking yourself into an Express Heat Facility, or as you like to call them, glorified glory holes.
(Or: In which hotshot Hollywood director Dave Lalonde has a meet-cute in a glory hole.)
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★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
the dick was bomb but he was kinda mean to me
will abso-fucking-lutely ride again tho- D. Lalonde (Verified User)
(Or: In which David Lalonde hires a heat companion and gets Bro Strider instead. Except, not really.)
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Dave leans forward. You can see a camera reflected in his shades, in the high-rez screen, you can see his own face peering out of the camera in his shades, his reflection reflecting itself into infinity. Not you. You’re not there -- he’s not here.
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Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.
Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.
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What you're doing is wrong. You know it's wrong. It's so wrong that it has literally broken the scale of things that are wrong and it's floating off in this space of things that are just-- wrong. Everything is completely wrong.
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How to Get the Hottest Omega Alive: A Comprehensive Guide (With Annotations by Dave Strider) by Kogarasu_Maru
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Jul 2026
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Bonding and Mateship is a complex affair, everyone struggles to find their One True Mate, that one person who completes you. Even the most famous, gorgeous omegas on Earth can attest it is no small task! What scent profile will get your ideal omega's attention? What will make you stand out from the crowd? Wonder no more!
We asked DAVE STRIDER, winner of Hottest Omega Alive seven years running, for his thoughts on the subject, and he delivered!
From his favorite scents to his do's and don't's for the Ideal Alpha, Dave Strider tells all. Check out these tips, and your omega is bound to be yours in no time flat.
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Bro makes Hal a puppet body. Then he uses it. Mind the tags.
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Dave wakes up on the roof of an apartment he left for his future kid. Houston isn't flooded and there is no blatant Betty Crocker Propaganda on the billboards around him.
There is someone breathing besides him, looking like a complete douche in an assholish combo of both hat and sunglasses.
He thinks that maybe he isn't as dead as he thought he was.
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You grab the needles, three of them, and flashstep to the bathroom.
“Don’t forget to choose somewhere with a prominent vein~ Hurts like hell if you miss!” The high son of a bitch sing-songs it from the living room. You know how this works, don’t need the final boss of crackheads to give you advice.
(Title Inspired by Black Glass - Machine Girl)Series
- Part 2 of Bro is the Brotherrr
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"No Dave, I didn't mean severed head. I meant I want to suck your dick." by Samesnuff
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 10: Oral Sex
Dave's never been eaten out before and Dirk's fiending for some tdick.
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Dave catches more than sneak peeks at the Striders' life on camera, compiling them for what starts out as a chance to kick off his dreams. He learns the intricacies of affection in the process.
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- Part 1 of Sepia
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Southern Gothic possessed artifact Cal au based on a fic idea i had ages ago.
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Bro and Dave grow up as brothers without the game, let’s examine their relationship with a little demonic influence and a whole lot of unhealthy trauma and coping mechanisms. Tags/warnings to be added, please see chapter notes.-
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You take your headphones off, spinning around in your chair to get up and ready for bed. As you move toward your bed you freeze. Just outside the door of your bedroom, you can hear music playing. A familiar voice accompanied by the music.
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Originally a fill from the kink meme -
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I basically need more of this pairing like burning.I'd like something from Bro's point of view this time around, maybe watching Dave grow up and becoming more affectionate the older he gets and realizing he has lust for him or something idk, but I want him pining and angsting as much as Bro can pine and angst.
Bonus points for smut but if you just want to write some Bro internal conflict, go for it.
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In December 1995, Dave Strider crashes into Bro's favourite record shop on a meteor. A year later, Bro meets someone completely ordinary. This changes everything.
Or, what if Dave wasn't raised alone by a cold-hearted master of irony and a demonic puppet? What happens when someone as isolated as Bro is given a best buddy to soften his strategies for preparing Dave for the end of the world?
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Dave has a great relationship. Karkat's a great boyfriend, doting and sweet and loving. There's just the one snag, but Dave can deal, there's more to a relationship than whatever happens in the bedroom. Dirk has said he could talk to him about anything, so, maybe he's confided now and then. Nothing too crazy. Only, his bro's been getting more and more quiet lately.
Dirk knows his li'l bro needs some help, guidance, and knows he's the right man for the job. One day, he takes matters into his own hands, it's time to give his bro some serious Sex Ed.
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Dave goes to Dirk for advice on how to talk to Karkat about his feelings, among other, more awkward things...
Dirk has some unconventional suggestions.
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Guardiancest in seasons. Or, the one in which David keeps trying to get Bro to move to California.
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A planned scene in a BDSM club turns David's life on its axis when he unexpectedly goes into heat in the presence of a stranger.
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