Absconeder



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    The Long Road Begins at Home by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    24 Nov 2017

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    Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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    01 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Barnes wanting to make little hand turkers and asking about when to say the things is prescuois as fuckkkkk

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    Team-Building Exercises by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    30 Mar 2015

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    Integration into adult human social dynamics requires attention and effort. Especially with this bunch of damaged bozos.

    (A series of interconnected one-shots.)

     

    Here's a great drawing of Barnes and cat Eleanor, doing what they do best: http://masykruger.tumblr.com/post/132543566312/i-love-these-fics-so-much

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    01 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Im crying im crying stop

  3. Public Bookmark 92

    Case Dismissed (But You Are Not) by

    Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP  

    16 Apr 2026

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    Multi did not care about that case. If it was up to him, he would have just blown the whole building up. But he was not the judge.

    Quackity was.

    And because of that, he cared.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Poisonous Affection by

    Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP  

    01 May 2026

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    Multi wasn’t particularly keen on developing a cure for some nosy spy who didn’t obey the rules, so the Regime Leader decided to strike where it hurt the most – he targeted the only thing that mattered to the scientist besides uranium.

    That reckless decision awakened something dangerous, forcing Multi and Quackity to face things they had tried so hard to ignore.

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    03 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holly shit bro

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    Come Whisper in My Ear by

    Fandoms: Life on Mars (UK)  

    25 Feb 2014

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    Annie is not very good at talking dirty. However, that's sure as hell not going to stop her.

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    22 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "Yes, Sam,” she moaned. “Spurt your love juice into my moist canal.”