AggressiveWhenStartled
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Mission Impossible by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
24 Feb 2023
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The thing of it is, when everything goes to shit Bucky isn’t even trying.
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SHOCKING! Spiderman's Alien Baby: Friendly Neighborhood Hero and His Hanukkah Blessing by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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“Happy Hanukkah,” Ned said. Peter could hear him typing, presumably pulling up classified medical documents from Mr. Stark’s system about the Diplomatic Space Incident the previous night. “You got…eight days of quarantine.”
“Aunt May is going to kill me,” Peter moaned.
“She’ll have time to calm down,” Ned said, trying to sound helpful. “You really got, like, two weeks. But eight days sounded funnier.”
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New Roach by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 May 2022
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“This is a new horse,” Jaskier says uncertainly.
“Hm,” Geralt grunts, which Jaskier probably should have expected.
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Blind Date by AggressiveWhenStartled, quietnight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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“I just had the best idea I have ever had in my life,” Bucky said, punching straight through a doombot with his metal hand and clutching the napkin with Steve’s phone number in the other. The formerly (somewhat) dark and peaceful corner of Central Park was now lit up with energy beams, flashing robotic lights, and panicked astronomy buffs running for cover. Oh well, it wasn't like they'd been going to see many stars what with all the Christmas shit everywhere.
“The bar you are setting for that is not high,” Natasha told him over the coms.
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My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2021
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“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
Recent series
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Arguing and Corpses by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2013
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Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.
I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.
- Words:
- 70,740
- Works:
- 2
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The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Dec 2020
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- 57,217
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- 2
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- 494
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Workplace Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2015
- Words:
- 33,318
- Works:
- 4
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- 2,362
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Unusual Efforts by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 May 2013
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- 63,446
- Works:
- 4
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Hi Lily, This is Hayden Pike from MLH's Catfish by formosus_iniquis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Mar 2026
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Hayden knows he's not the smartest guy in the world. He's got a decent hockey IQ — good enough to make him the Metros second round draft pick the year before Shane — but he doesn't read for fun like some people. He's street smart, and if this Tracie chick can be a movie star and get cat-fished that means it can happen to any celebrity.
Maybe even a celebrity that lets his momager handle the bulk of his social media.
Maybe especially his sweet, sheltered friend who has a secret girlfriend he's never let anyone see. Or told how they met. Or even video-called — fuck regular called — in the hotel room he shared with his best friend and teammate.
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
04 Sep 2026
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“You know, one day you’re gonna meet someone you love so much you’ll want to toss all your stupid rules out the window just to be around them,” Jessica told him the day they broke up.
God, Shane remembers thinking. I fucking hope not.
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- Part 10 of my heated rivalry fics
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- English
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- 15,534
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Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
04 Sep 2026
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and never get dizzy by texalotl
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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“Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.
So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.
The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.
“Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.
Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.
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- Part 13 of my heated rivalry fics
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
02 Sep 2026
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somewhere just by MCUsic_to_my_ears
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 Aug 2026
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A calendar invite. A mysterious woman. A locked conference room.
Diana learns why Neal Caffrey really joined the FBI.
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- Part 1 of DC Crossover Week 2026
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,995
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 30
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- 302
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- 33
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Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
31 Aug 2026
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reign over me by JSwander
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Cliff Marlow and Ilya Rozanov have been hooking up for years. Cliff is the only person that Ilya trusts to top him. Tonight, Ilya is going to show him how it's done.
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- Part 4 of the system
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
30 Aug 2026