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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by neotolz
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Jul 2026
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Peter Parker had one simple goal for Midtown High's field trip to Stark Tower: blend into the background, take notes on water filtration, and under no circumstances let Flash Thompson find out his internship isn't a lie.
Unfortunately for Peter:- FRIDAY knows exactly who has Executive Clearance.
- Tony Stark has absolutely no interest in sitting through a boring DOD meeting.
- And Stark Tower's security system apparently has no problem announcing Peter's coffee orders to the entire lobby.
(Or: Peter's classmates visit Stark Tower, Peter's internship becomes increasingly difficult to explain, and Tony Stark makes that significantly harder than it needs to be.)
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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Peter Parker had one simple goal for Midtown High's field trip to Stark Tower: blend into the background, take notes on water filtration, and under no circumstances let Flash Thompson find out his internship isn't a lie.
Unfortunately for Peter:FRIDAY knows exactly who has Executive Clearance.
Tony Stark has absolutely no interest in sitting through a boring DOD meeting.
And Stark Tower's security system apparently has no problem announcing Peter's coffee orders to the entire lobby.
(Or: Peter's classmates visit Stark Tower, Peter's internship becomes increasingly difficult to explain, and Tony Stark makes that significantly harder than it needs to be.)
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Wrong Number by neotolz
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Sep 2026
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Peter Parker meant to text Ned.
He did not mean to text a cranky engineer who apparently knows way too much about electronics, chemistry, and how to insult a teenager.
It should've ended with an apology and a blocked number.
Instead, Peter keeps texting him.
(or: peter gets a digit wrong, accidentally texts a stranger, and somehow this turns into a regular part of both their lives.)
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Wrong Number
Peter Parker meant to text Ned.
He did not mean to text a cranky engineer who apparently knows way too much about electronics, chemistry, and how to insult a teenager.
It should've ended with an apology and a blocked number.
Instead, Peter keeps texting him.
(or: peter gets a digit wrong, accidentally texts a stranger, and somehow this turns into a regular part of both their lives.)
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Topaz's Guide to Being the Best Wingwoman in the Galaxy by AracelysDelusion
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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“Well, if you haven’t noticed, that little stunt you pulled likely didn’t leave the best impression,” Topaz muttered, crossing her arms, “If that crush of yours decides to break ties with the IPC because of you, we both know it’s your head on the chopping block."
She didn’t mean to call Dr. Ratio his crush, the word just came tumbling out in the midst of her ireful rant, but her eyes widened when the faint tint of red against the other’s face expanded into a full on blush.
“My crush?” Aventurine repeated, his tone was teasing but she noticed the way it slightly shook. He put his shades over his eyes before turning back to her, “Thought you were more mature than to use such elementary terms, let alone believe in love, but you prove me wrong, Miss Topaz.”
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Topaz had always felt apprehensive around Aventurine, but after getting a glimpse of his true demeanor underneath that self-confident exterior of his, she starts to understand him better. Thus, begins her secret mission to get him and the unknowing catalyst of their friendship, Dr. Ratio, together.
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Topaz's Guide to Being the Best Wingwoman in the Galaxy
“Well, if you haven’t noticed, that little stunt you pulled likely didn’t leave the best impression,” Topaz muttered, crossing her arms, “If that crush of yours decides to break ties with the IPC because of you, we both know it’s your head on the chopping block."
She didn’t mean to call Dr. Ratio his crush, the word just came tumbling out in the midst of her ireful rant, but her eyes widened when the faint tint of red against the other’s face expanded into a full on blush.
“My crush?” Aventurine repeated, his tone was teasing but she noticed the way it slightly shook. He put his shades over his eyes before turning back to her, “Thought you were more mature than to use such elementary terms, let alone believe in love, but you prove me wrong, Miss Topaz.”
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Topaz had always felt apprehensive around Aventurine, but after getting a glimpse of his true demeanor underneath that self-confident exterior of his, she starts to understand him better. Thus, begins her secret mission to get him and the unknowing catalyst of their friendship, Dr. Ratio, together.
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hot mics and hotter rivalries by pucksandpower
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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hot mics and hotter rivalries
Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.
And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.
Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.
Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.
What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.
The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.
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“You were sad. And I thought… maybe you were ready to admit that… only he is real. Obviously. And I mean… I thought you were all alone.”
“Holy shit, Princepessa. You not only made human friends, you made good ones.”
The man stood. He switched to accented but passable English. “I’m Kojiro, Kaoru’s imaginary boyfriend.”
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Kaoru insists that he has a partner.His friend sees no evidence of his existence.
The more he insists, the more she thinks he's just telling a story.
Until his boyfriend comes to visit.
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25 Oct 2026
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My Boyfriend Goes To Another School
“You were sad. And I thought… maybe you were ready to admit that… only he is real. Obviously. And I mean… I thought you were all alone.”
“Holy shit, Princepessa. You not only made human friends, you made good ones.”
The man stood. He switched to accented but passable English. “I’m Kojiro, Kaoru’s imaginary boyfriend.”
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Kaoru insists that he has a partner.His friend sees no evidence of his existence.
The more he insists, the more she thinks he's just telling a story.
Until his boyfriend comes to visit.
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Not again.
Kaoru’s stomach clenched, not at the sight of the king on his throne but of the royal advisor standing just off to the side, holding a silken pillow upon which rested thick bracelets of gold, adorned with jewels.
But Kaoru knew better. These were not bangles, a princess’s jewelry.
They were cuffs.
For the second time in his life, Kaoru was being put in chains.
The palace in a panic at the barbarian king (and his army) on the other side of the city gates. Rumors say he's a giant, nasty brute of an alpha who demands the most beautiful omega princess in tribute from every land he conquers in exchange for sparing the lives of the citizens (and the heads of the royalty).
And it's just Kaoru's luck that he happens to be equal parts beautiful and disposable.
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25 Oct 2026
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Not again.
Kaoru’s stomach clenched, not at the sight of the king on his throne but of the royal advisor standing just off to the side, holding a silken pillow upon which rested thick bracelets of gold, adorned with jewels.
But Kaoru knew better. These were not bangles, a princess’s jewelry.
They were cuffs.
For the second time in his life, Kaoru was being put in chains.
The palace in a panic at the barbarian king (and his army) on the other side of the city gates. Rumors say he's a giant, nasty brute of an alpha who demands the most beautiful omega princess in tribute from every land he conquers in exchange for sparing the lives of the citizens (and the heads of the royalty)
And it's just Kaoru's luck that he happens to be equal parts beautiful and disposable.
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You Might Think I'm Crazy (But All I Want Is You) by Falahime
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
26 Feb 2022
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“Kojiro?” Cherry frowned uncertainly. “What are you doing here?”
“Picking you up and taking you home?” Joe said.
Joe moves into Cherry's place to take care of him while he heals up.
And then he just never leaves.It takes Cherry an embarrassingly long time to notice.
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24 Oct 2026
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You Might Think I'm Crazy (But All I Want Is You)
“Kojiro?” Cherry frowned uncertainly. “What are you doing here?”
“Picking you up and taking you home?” Joe said.
Joe moves into Cherry's place to take care of him while he heals up.
And then he just never leaves.It takes Cherry an embarrassingly long time to notice.
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Shane Hollander Is a Witch by hauntedhideaway
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Sep 2026
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Haas: Are you a witch?
Shane: I am not a witch.
Bennett: What’s your deal?
Shane: I saw his interview last night and I just figured he’d try to go for Haas.
Haas: How did you know it would be me?
Shane: I don’t know.
LaPointe: It’s because you’re a witch.
Haas: It’s how you knew about my couch and how I’d have to use Harris’ truck.
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Shane has amazing powers. He uses them responsibly.Bookmarked by AllIWantToDoIsRead
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Shane Hollander Is a Witch
Haas: Are you a witch?
Shane: I am not a witch.
Bennett: What’s your deal?
Shane: I saw his interview last night and I just figured he’d try to go for Haas.
Haas: How did you know it would be me?
Shane: I don’t know.
LaPointe: It’s because you’re a witch.
Haas: It’s how you knew about my couch and how I’d have to use Harris’ truck.
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not gonna give them the blow-by-blow by noraster
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 May 2026
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"Shane, do you have any comment on allegations that your on-ice performance declined after you started your affair with Rozanov? Have you seen the blogger who has been re-analyzing your stats and making that case?"
Shane wrinkled his brow. "Don't call it an affair," he said, reflexively. "That makes it sound like we were cheating. And no, no comment."
"I will comment," Ilya said. "It is ridiculous."
"I'm sorry," Shane said, his brain just now catching up to the second half of the question. He really hated the word "affair." It had distracted him. Too much, apparently. "Did you say something about my stats?"
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Or: Shane had no intention of giving the press any information about when he and Ilya started hooking up. Ever. It was so thoroughly nobody's business.
But what was he supposed to do, just let people be wrong about his stats?
(Set post-Long Game, with vague Long Game spoilers.)
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not gonna give them the blow-by-blow
"Shane, do you have any comment on allegations that your on-ice performance declined after you started your affair with Rozanov? Have you seen the blogger who has been re-analyzing your stats and making that case?"
Shane wrinkled his brow. "Don't call it an affair," he said, reflexively. "That makes it sound like we were cheating. And no, no comment."
"I will comment," Ilya said. "It is ridiculous."
"I'm sorry," Shane said, his brain just now catching up to the second half of the question. He really hated the word "affair." It had distracted him. Too much, apparently. "Did you say something about my stats?"
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Or: Shane had no intention of giving the press any information about when he and Ilya started hooking up. Ever. It was so thoroughly nobody's business.But what was he supposed to do, just let people be wrong about his stats?
(Set post-Long Game, with vague Long Game spoilers.)
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The Grass Is Always Greener by Cloudythunderstorms
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Sep 2026
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The bedchamber in Morax’s mountain estate was, by any objective standard, the pinnacle of comfort. The Geo Archon had spent two solid weeks refining his taste in home furnishings, and the result was an opulent haven of polished sandalwood, hanging lanterns of soft cor lapis glow, and a bed wide enough for three gods and piled high with goose-down mattresses, golden silk sheets, and woven wool blankets from the northern steppes.
It was warm. It was safe. It was completely silent.
And Barbatos hated it with a ferocity that defied all logic.
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The God of Freedom should be able to sleep where he wishes!Bookmarked by AllIWantToDoIsRead
24 Oct 2026
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The Grass Is Always Greener
The bedchamber in Morax’s mountain estate was, by any objective standard, the pinnacle of comfort. The Geo Archon had spent two solid weeks refining his taste in home furnishings, and the result was an opulent haven of polished sandalwood, hanging lanterns of soft cor lapis glow, and a bed wide enough for three gods and piled high with goose-down mattresses, golden silk sheets, and woven wool blankets from the northern steppes.
It was warm. It was safe. It was completely silent.
And Barbatos hated it with a ferocity that defied all logic.
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The God of Freedom should be able to sleep where he wishes! -
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Varka unseals an ancient ruin, discovers that Barbatos and Rex Lapis were madly in love, and accidentally outs the divine couple to the entire continent of Teyvat.
Because Mondstadt and Liyue still believe the Geo Archon is genuinely dead, a massive, weeping public memorial erupts across both nations. Venti—who only kept the lie going because a fiercely protective Diluc started giving him free wine out of pity—is forced to flee the weeping crowds and seek refuge in the arms of a very retired, very exasperated Zhongli.
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The Cost of a Free Bottle
Varka unseals an ancient ruin, discovers that Barbatos and Rex Lapis were madly in love, and accidentally outs the divine couple to the entire continent of Teyvat.
Because Mondstadt and Liyue still believe the Geo Archon is genuinely dead, a massive, weeping public memorial erupts across both nations. Venti—who only kept the lie going because a fiercely protective Diluc started giving him free wine out of pity—is forced to flee the weeping crowds and seek refuge in the arms of a very retired, very exasperated Zhongli.
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You Can See Me as a Secret Mission (Hide Away and I Will Start Behaving Myself) by aishii420
Fandom Top Gun (Movies)
10 Apr 2024
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The Universe where Slider gets Bradley and Maverick to reconcile before the IceMav Wedding, bringing Jake along with and having Ice and Mav adopt him.
The Main fic takes place in 2011, right after DADT was repealed.
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You Can See Me as a Secret Mission (Hide Away and I Will Start Behaving Myself)
The woman looks up at him suspiciously. “Do you work here?”
“Yes I do,” Slider says, lying like a mad man. Mav and Ice owe him big time.
Icemav are getting married! It’s a wonderful event, but there’s one problem. Bradley is currently on the other side of the country, and is also not talking to anyone.
Slider takes this into his own hands, and him and Bradley go on an adventure of law breaking and reconciliation to get there in time to give Maverick the best wedding present he’s ever gotten.
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With nothing else to do, and the growing sense that he has no idea what’s happening right now, he turns to look at the alpha again. He’s glaring through the window, watching the scene like a hawk. Hangman wouldn’t put it past him to kill Rooster the second he steps back into the hallway. He gets it, honestly. Rooster has that effect on people.
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After the mission, stuck in medical, a strange alpha is haranguing Maverick. Jake isn't going to let that stand.
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these things seem to go on forever
With nothing else to do, and the growing sense that he has no idea what’s happening right now, he turns to look at the alpha again. He’s glaring through the window, watching the scene like a hawk. Hangman wouldn’t put it past him to kill Rooster the second he steps back into the hallway. He gets it, honestly. Rooster has that effect on people.
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After the mission, stuck in medical, a strange alpha is haranguing Maverick. Jake isn't going to let that stand. -
The City That Protects Its King by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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Liyue knows a secret: their god walks among them. But Rex Lapis wanted to retire, to live as a man named Zhongli. And so, the entire nation agrees to the most important contract never written. They will correct their histories when he does, fund his antiques habit through "tabs," and stage conversations about their own safety, all to maintain the beautiful, blissful illusion that their father can finally rest.
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The City That Protects Its King
Liyue knows a secret: their god walks among them. But Rex Lapis wanted to retire, to live as a man named Zhongli. And so, the entire nation agrees to the most important contract never written. They will correct their histories when he does, fund his antiques habit through "tabs," and stage conversations about their own safety, all to maintain the beautiful, blissful illusion that their father can finally rest.
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Diona’s heel thumps against one leg of the bench, and she glances to meet his gaze. “…Where’s all this coming from?”
Venti blinks, and laughs, head dropping forward. “I… I’m not even sure. I guess there’s just something about being in this church that makes me want to… confess.”
Her pink brows furrow. “Confess to what?”
He sighs, soft and slow. “…I don’t even know.”
She leans back on the bench, propping her palms on the edge behind her and letting her head fall back. She stares beyond the tall organ pipes, up at the ornate ceiling of the grandiose cathedral. “…Venti?”
“Yeah?”
“Do you think this is how he wanted things to be?”
His breath grows shallow. “…Who?”
“Barbatos.”
“I… can’t say I know much about what he wanted.” He stares at his hands.
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One fateful night, Venti and Diona find themselves alone together in the Favonius Cathedral. An unlikely bond begins to form. Meanwhile, Rosaria spends the evening reconsidering her stance on the enigmatic bard’s claimed identity.
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- Part 5 of Ventober 2022 Prompt Fics
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23 Oct 2026
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Winter Coats
Diona’s heel thumps against one leg of the bench, and she glances to meet his gaze. “…Where’s all this coming from?”
Venti blinks, and laughs, head dropping forward. “I… I’m not even sure. I guess there’s just something about being in this church that makes me want to… confess.”
Her pink brows furrow. “Confess to what?”
He sighs, soft and slow. “…I don’t even know.”
She leans back on the bench, propping her palms on the edge behind her and letting her head fall back. She stares beyond the tall organ pipes, up at the ornate ceiling of the grandiose cathedral. “…Venti?”
“Yeah?”
“Do you think this is how he wanted things to be?”
His breath grows shallow. “…Who?”
“Barbatos.”
“I… can’t say I know much about what he wanted.” He stares at his hands.
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One fateful night, Venti and Diona find themselves alone together in the Favonius Cathedral. An unlikely bond begins to form. Meanwhile, Rosaria spends the evening reconsidering her stance on the enigmatic bard’s claimed identity. -
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Power Plays
“Like a few murder attempts could end my hero-crush on the Biānfú.” Tim replies. “Really, once I got over them,” A process of years, “I saw them as something to take pride in.” Tim’s lips quirk. “I threatened you so much that you had to take action. A prince, an assassin, and the heir of two dynasties—yet little old me was enough to knock you off your game.”
He has Damian tilt his head back and water is poured over his hair, washing out the shampoo. “Aren’t you glad you didn’t succeed?” He asks. The question is meant to be teasing, but Damian doesn't think he manages the right tone, and instead it is terribly revealing. Honest. Genuine.
“You died anyway.” Damian points out. Timothy shrugs.
“Not by your hand.”
True enough. “I’d have made it cleaner.”
“Sure. So you pushed me off the dinosaur because it would be a cleaner death. Right.”
Despite himself, Damian snorts.
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My contribution for Omega Damian Wayne Week Day 3 Domestic Mpreg and Pack Omega Damian, and TimDami Week Day 3 Reverse Robins. -
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Ever since his return from Nod Krai, Lohen has carried a question he can no longer outrun: if the parts of himself he values most are also the ones that make him unworthy of freedom, what remains when even those begin to fail?
Seeking answers he does not expect to find, he returns to Mondstadt's cathedral for the first time in years—only to discover that some prayers are heard long before they are answered.
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- Part 1 of The Wind and Those Who Follow It :)
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22 Oct 2026
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The Shape of the Wind
Ever since his return from Nod Krai, Lohen has carried a question he can no longer outrun: if the parts of himself he values most are also the ones that make him unworthy of freedom, what remains when even those begin to fail?
Seeking answers he does not expect to find, he returns to Mondstadt's cathedral for the first time in years—only to discover that some prayers are heard long before they are answered.
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What's some harmless blasphemy between gods? by Olor_a_Azufre
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Aug 2026
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“I don’t presume to know how the inner machinations of a divine mind work, nor will I try to.” She said to the air in her office as she walked towards the map exposed on the opposite wall. “Still, a mere mortal can’t help but question why the omnipresent Wind God, with the knowledge of every obscure nook and cranny in his land, far away from any prying eyes, would choose to instead hold a… meeting in a very public cathedral with open access to the clergy at all hours.”
The bard, performing quite the incredible balancing act, tilted his head to the side with a smile. “Maybe the Gods wanted to appreciate the architecture.”
“Going by the position Sister Melissa described, I'm sure Lord Barbatos had a great view of the ceiling.”
Her remark was met with the closest to a bashful chuckle the Grand Master would ever hear from her friend.
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What's some harmless blasphemy between gods?
“I don’t presume to know how the inner machinations of a divine mind work, nor will I try to.” She said to the air in her office as she walked towards the map exposed on the opposite wall. “Still, a mere mortal can’t help but question why the omnipresent Wind God, with the knowledge of every obscure nook and cranny in his land, far away from any prying eyes, would choose to instead hold a… meeting in a very public cathedral with open access to the clergy at all hours.”
The bard, performing quite the incredible balancing act, tilted his head to the side with a smile. “Maybe the Gods wanted to appreciate the architecture.”
“Going by the position Sister Melissa described, I'm sure Lord Barbatos had a great view of the ceiling.”
Her remark was met with the closest to a bashful chuckle the Grand Master would ever hear from her friend.
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Five Times Someone Didn’t Know Zhongli and Childe Were in a Relationship (and the One Time Someone Already Knew) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Mar 2025
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Five times Liyue Harbor questioned their collective eyesight (featuring impromptu food stalls, diplomatic disasters, and the sheer audacity of a Harbinger), and the one time someone was just waiting for everyone else to catch up.
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- Part 3 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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Five Times Someone Didn’t Know Zhongli and Childe Were in a Relationship (and the One Time Someone Already Knew)
Five times Liyue Harbor questioned their collective eyesight (featuring impromptu food stalls, diplomatic disasters, and the sheer audacity of a Harbinger), and the one time someone was just waiting for everyone else to catch up.
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How to Accidentally Become Liyue's Royal Consort (and Imperial Princess) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jun 2025
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"Zhongli, xiansheng, babe," Childe said carefully, turning the box over. "Not that I don’t appreciate getting gifts, but why did you just give me six pristine dragon teeth?"
Zhongli, standing across from him with the composed air of a man who did not just hand over a box full of prehistoric murder weapons, sipped his tea. "It is customary."
Childe stared at him. Then at the dragon teeth. Then back at him. "Customary for what?!"
Zhongli placed his teacup down with the grace of an immortal who had far too much patience for his mortal lover’s nonsense. "In ancient Liyuean courtship, the first stage is the Presentation of Worth. One must procure six treasures of great value to offer to their intended. The quality of these treasures reflects the depth of one’s devotion."
In which Zhongli courts Childe the ancient Liyuean way—and Childe suffers.
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- Part 19 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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How to Accidentally Become Liyue's Royal Consort (and Imperial Princess)
"Zhongli, xiansheng, babe," Childe said carefully, turning the box over. "Not that I don’t appreciate getting gifts, but why did you just give me six pristine dragon teeth?"
Zhongli, standing across from him with the composed air of a man who did not just hand over a box full of prehistoric murder weapons, sipped his tea. "It is customary."
Childe stared at him. Then at the dragon teeth. Then back at him. "Customary for what?!"
Zhongli placed his teacup down with the grace of an immortal who had far too much patience for his mortal lover’s nonsense. "In ancient Liyuean courtship, the first stage is the Presentation of Worth. One must procure six treasures of great value to offer to their intended. The quality of these treasures reflects the depth of one’s devotion."
In which Zhongli courts Childe the ancient Liyuean way—and Childe suffers.