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It was an unconventional choice, on the part of the universe, to make Tom Riddle’s victims meet his mother the moment they arrived in the afterlife.
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24 Sep 2026
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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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24 Sep 2026
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Severus wakes up warm most mornings, these days.
He woke up warm today, but he wonders, not for the first time, if he’ll ever stop feeling surprised about it.
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22 Sep 2026
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A paired class assignment for Astronomy incites a mutually beneficial agreement between Remus Lupin and Severus Snape.
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An exploration of sexuality and friendships.
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20 Sep 2026
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Severus Snape just wants to make a little money, get his NEWTS and leave Hogwarts far behind.
Sirius Black isn't keen on being left far behind.
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19 Sep 2026
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Remus and Severus are paired to work together in Care of Magical Creatures in 6th year. Neither one is too happy with the arrangement at first.
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19 Sep 2026
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After the War, Hermione ends up working in the Department for Magical Products Regulation and Enforcement, where she investigates the production and distribution of dangerous magical goods. When she gets assigned to a case involving the Weasley twins (who, for the record, are repeat offenders and not half as charming, attractive, or witty as they think they are, thank you very much) that involves lust-inducing pixie venom, she gets a whole lot more than she bargained for, in the very best of ways.
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"I’ll make you a deal," George says smoothly. "You take one week to look at your rulebooks over at the DMPRE and do all the research your little bookish heart can stand. If you find something black and white prohibiting us from using this particular type of venom, we’ll turn over our hypothetical supply.”
Hermione tucks her fingers, already twitching with the desire to dig into some texts, into her elbows. “And if I find nothing?”
He grins wolfishly. “We keep our supply. And you agree to help us with product development.”
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12 Sep 2026
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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11 Sep 2026
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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11 Sep 2026
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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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11 Sep 2026
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Silk and Steel by FeyHunter78
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
10 Jul 2026
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"If I were to take a wife it would be her who I take to my bed, her who I would sit by in court, no others.” Jon looked up sheepishly, the tips of his ears still red. “I believe I would be hard pressed to find a lady wife considering my standing, so if I were to find one, I would count myself among the luckiest of men.”
Something in her chest fluttered and Myrcella realized it was her heart, a warmth she had not known before rising to her cheeks. For a moment the moonlight bathed Jon in an ethereal glow, snowflakes dusting his form, making him look much like the prince from her stories. “I see.”
A world in which Myrcella takes an interest in Jon during the royal visit to Winterfell, setting both their lives on a very different path.
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please stay, call me honey by kylowrecked
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Aug 2026
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Neither of them mention that Peter is fully healed, and doesn’t need a home nurse anymore. Frank goes on patrol and comes back with takeout or heats up some kind of canned food in a pot on the stove, and they talk quietly about their days as they eat. Like this is what they’ve always done.
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01 Sep 2026
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CONTINGENCY - Tempus Edax Rerum by IMP0STRSYNDRM
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
06 Oct 2021
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Six months of what Bella had deemed purgatory and now here she is, on her way to Volterra; trying to save Edward from himself, meeting the Volturi leaders and their guard - over and over again. Perhaps this, she thinks, is purgatory - her very own personal hell.
Better luck next time.
OrThe one in which Bella finds herself trapped in a time loop Groundhog Day-style, reliving her first meeting with the Volturi; trying to escape both the loop and the monarchs in one piece.
loose.
**NOTE 04/24/23 - CONTINGENCY IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION, VERS.2.0 COMING SOON; THIS WILL INCLUDE REWORKED CHAPTER 1-10 PLUS ADDED SCENES
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- Part 1 of CONTINGENCY
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“Oh come now, I didn't mean to bore you,” he drawled. “Were you hoping for more of a show?”
He was standing squared, the towel slung low on his hips. His hair dripped streams down the valleys of his neck, and though his eyes did not quite know where to seek out her own, skidding blindly upon the air above her head, they shone with a familiar fervor. It was a look she knew well from the quidditch pitch: When the rushing wind whispered he’s right there behind you, and she would risk a glance over her shoulder, meet icy grey, so close, always so unexpectedly close, a broomlength away at most, and the chill of his eyes and the thrill of the chase would send her muscles to shivering, and it would be all she could do just to hold on tight and fly faster.
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How Sheep in the Vale bring about a Golden Age for Gulltown by zigoman
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
19 Sep 2026
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An Art History student finds herself born as the daughter of Daemon Targaryen and Rhea Royce in that one world she remembers watching the show of and skimming some wiki articles when she should have been studying. Terrified of heights and not wanting to find herself in the middle of a war she decides the best way to stay alive, in a comfortable position and in power of her own destiny is to play the game of politics; all so she can stay home in Runestone and dream up a Flemish Renaissance for Gulltown.
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The Lion, the Ships, and the Swordthrone by Talavin
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 Jul 2026
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What would you do in the villain’s place?
An adult consciousness wakes in the body of three-year-old Joffrey Baratheon. He's armed with foreknowledge and a lifetime's worth of experience… and it is not enough. He is still Cersei's son, still Robert's "heir," and still sitting on a secret that could kill him and everyone he loves. And the more he builds to protect himself, the more he has to lose. This is a story about governance and grief, about the cost of necessary choices, and about what it means to love people who have the power to destroy you.
It is also, somewhat accidentally, the tale of how King Joffrey I Baratheon completely revolutionized the Westerosi shipbuilding industry, and with it altered the balance of power across the entire known world.
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- Part 1 of LS&S 'verse
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22 Aug 2026
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Down a Rabbit Hole to Westeros by Lamia_Kuei
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jan 2023
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A SI into Selyse Florent, later Selyse Baratheon. Refusing this time around to be vexed by a mustache, lack of indoor plumbing, and no more guacamole in favor of keeping her eyes on the prize: Surviving the upcoming Long Night and not letting Melisandre go Full Melisandre.
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Peter's DNA is changing.
Every piece of his DNA.
Or, Peter gets a cunt and Frank is super into it.
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16 Aug 2026
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Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.
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Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.
Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.
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- Part 1 of Gotham Caves and Reality Aberrations
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Crack Your Molars While You Dream by bugbee, liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
14 Apr 2024
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Jason walks into Titans Tower expecting a fight and the satisfaction of beating down the new Robin.
He walks into a suicide instead.
(After multiple back-to-back missions, urgent reports that needed to be filled out, and the stress of a new hostile player in Gotham, sleep has not come easily for Tim. Fortunately for him however, his inability to die has given him a unique, but effective, way of dealing with insomnia.
Unfortunately for everyone else, Jason decides to invade the Titan Tower at the exact same time.)
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- Part 2 of bury the dead where they're found
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12 Aug 2026