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Haunted by the Past by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Aug 2026
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When the Old Port mafia boss comes back to life, and Mori is scared out of his mind, what to do other then assign Soukoku to it! Featuring lots skk's strange relationship, racist wizards, and many new friends.
Or: SKK go to hogwarts
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Summary: Q: What happens when the most punctual and precise agency member is late? A: Everybody assumes the worst.
OR: The ADA panics when Kunikida is late
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like a bad biography by poisedwalrus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Sep 2019
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“Wait.” Peter looks up. “What?”
“We’re going to Avengers Compound,” Ned repeats dutifully.
Yeah.
That’s what Peter thought he said.
“Nope.” Peter drops his book onto the table. It shudders. “I’m not going. I’m not— I’m gonna call in sick. I’m gonna call in dead.”
In which Midtown’s Academic Decathlon team inadvertently ends Spider-Man’s whole career.
(Set between “hungry for a poke” and “to win this fight, side by side”)
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- Part 8 of not only plan but also believe
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04 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
this made way too hard to hold in my laughter
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The First and Last Time Peter Parker was Allowed to go Undercover by achilliesonmain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017)
11 Apr 2024
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Spider-Man is sent on his first solo mission by Tony Stark; as Peter Parker! He is sent to a charity benefit… which he was already supposed to be at… with Tony Stark’s beloathed rival… who Peter is (definitely not) friends with benefits with…
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03 Sep 2026
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Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
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“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives. -
Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1Series
- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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28 Aug 2026
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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