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Hot Chocolate by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Black Widow (Marvel Comics)
19 Apr 2026
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“So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”
The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”
“Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”
OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.
The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.
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- Part 2 of An Unofficial Introduction to the Avengers
- Part 1 of Natasha Romanoff, Professional Problem Solver
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,676
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 56
- Comments:
- 1,652
- Kudos:
- 35,626
- Bookmarks:
- 4,734
- Hits:
- 356,568
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
10 Sep 2026
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Wake up and smell the coffee by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Sep 2020
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The Avengers find themselves in need of Spider-Man’s help to improve their reputation. Peter Parker, however, doesn't exactly have the best reputation: he has been dabbling in a life of crime.
Tony really doesn't care about picking up after some degenerate teen.
Peter really doesn't care about some dumb adults telling him what to do.And nothing will ever, ever change their minds.
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- Part 1 of Wake up and smell the coffee
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,153
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 608
- Kudos:
- 9,076
- Bookmarks:
- 1,876
- Hits:
- 146,145
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
09 Sep 2026
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Peter Parker's home for wayward people and animals by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Dec 2021
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Peter Parker. 16 years old. Recently emancipated from the foster system and moved into the dingy villa his deceased parents left him. Which apparently means he has to deal with various stray animals and human beings who keep choosing his house as their refuge. He is so unprepared for this shit.
And then stupid Tony Stark randomly decides to insert himself into Peter’s life, with his dad-sweaters and his boo-boo fixing and his casseroles.
He thinks Peter’s parents are just out of town on a business trip. Peter is in no mood to correct him. -
it's always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV)
11 Jan 2022
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"Stay?"
Peter finally looked down to see Harley Keener, Iron Lad, the boy who had caused the persistent throbbing pain in Peter's shoulder, looking away with a slight tint to his cheeks. Peter opened and promptly closed his mouth, no sound coming out.
And he sat back down.
OR: Peter had been living on the streets of Queens, dealing with the average homeless vigilante stuff. Things got even more complicated when the Avengers started to chase him down.
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like a bad biography by poisedwalrus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Sep 2019
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“Wait.” Peter looks up. “What?”
“We’re going to Avengers Compound,” Ned repeats dutifully.
Yeah.
That’s what Peter thought he said.
“Nope.” Peter drops his book onto the table. It shudders. “I’m not going. I’m not— I’m gonna call in sick. I’m gonna call in dead.”
In which Midtown’s Academic Decathlon team inadvertently ends Spider-Man’s whole career.
(Set between “hungry for a poke” and “to win this fight, side by side”)
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- Part 8 of not only plan but also believe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,989
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 236
- Kudos:
- 5,763
- Bookmarks:
- 687
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- 54,746
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
04 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
this made way too hard to hold in my laughter
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The First and Last Time Peter Parker was Allowed to go Undercover by achilliesonmain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017)
11 Apr 2024
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Spider-Man is sent on his first solo mission by Tony Stark; as Peter Parker! He is sent to a charity benefit… which he was already supposed to be at… with Tony Stark’s beloathed rival… who Peter is (definitely not) friends with benefits with…
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
03 Sep 2026
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Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
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“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives. -
Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1Series
- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,341
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 73
- Comments:
- 3,054
- Kudos:
- 22,290
- Bookmarks:
- 4,881
- Hits:
- 278,871
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
28 Aug 2026
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,583
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 8,096
- Kudos:
- 42,473
- Bookmarks:
- 12,821
- Hits:
- 1,085,156
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
28 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Awesome
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Twitter stories and family reactions by PleaseDontFindThisMom
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jun 2022
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The first part is Peter detailing various stories from his life to twitter
The second part is Avengers reactions to said stories
- Words:
- 15,554
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 70
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
28 Aug 2026
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short one-shots from each acadec member's pov
- Words:
- 8,197
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 89
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
27 Aug 2026
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Long Time, No See by Writ_162
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
08 Sep 2026
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After the events of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, something strange happens. Tony Stark wakes up in a random field. Steve Rogers comes to in a New York City alley. Within hours, both learn the same horrifying truth: they're dead, and the world has moved on without them.
Tony steals a car and, through J Jonah Jameson's radio show, learns that Spider-Man has been critically injured. He begins the six-hour drive toward the hospital. Steve, however, stumbles directly into the building where Spider-Man is being treated, and runs right into Frank Castle.
From there, everything only gets stranger.
Spoilers for Spider-Man: Brand New Day
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,644
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 570
- Kudos:
- 2,926
- Bookmarks:
- 762
- Hits:
- 54,695
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26 Aug 2026
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PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2019
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When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,736
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Comments:
- 2,280
- Kudos:
- 15,399
- Bookmarks:
- 3,365
- Hits:
- 264,833
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
26 Aug 2026
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the conspiracy kids by tempestaurora
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Oct 2018
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in which peter, harley and ned ask the all-important question: WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?
- Words:
- 13,531
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 4,106
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
25 Aug 2026
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The Life of Spidey (As Seen Through A Spider-Man Fan Account) by hi_im_jared_19
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Feb 2022
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Spidey-is-a-disaster @chaoticgoodboy
Disclaimer: I appreciate Spidey stepping up to help others. If more people acted like him, the world would be a better place. He is undeniably a good person. That being said, he is an entire human disaster, and I’m here to prove it.
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Spider-Man's rise to popularity through the lens of a random twitter account dedicated to his dumbassery.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,699
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 208
- Kudos:
- 2,398
- Bookmarks:
- 477
- Hits:
- 21,926
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
24 Aug 2026
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,550
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 70
- Comments:
- 803
- Kudos:
- 28,899
- Bookmarks:
- 6,868
- Hits:
- 260,597
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
24 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker’s Guide to: Texting, Twitter, and Tony Stark by peterparkersbff
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Mar 2024
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Or, Tony Stark’s Guide on How to Keep Your Favorite Teen Vigilante from Revealing His Identity on Twitter.
(the thing is, neither are really a guide— they’re both making it up as they go)
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- Part 1 of TTT-Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,628
- Chapters:
- 90/?
- Comments:
- 940
- Kudos:
- 2,488
- Bookmarks:
- 350
- Hits:
- 59,265
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23 Aug 2026
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Whoops, Wrong Chat by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jul 2021
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Cindy: who is karen
Abe: holy shit peter
Flash: okay wtf is going on
Ned: PETER
Ned: WRONG CHAT- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,525
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 94
- Kudos:
- 3,434
- Bookmarks:
- 350
- Hits:
- 37,161
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
22 Aug 2026
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The Avengers' Guide on How to Be Social by skybluethoughts
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
01 Jul 2024
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The Avengers and Co. may be known for being superheroes, but they're even more notable on the internet. Nobody should have given them the right, yet here they are. It's just a miracle none have been deactivated with all the shit they post.
𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱✓ @𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻
sometimes i forget i can walk on ceilings and wonder why everyone and everything is upside down. only then do i realize i've been upside down for 5 hours𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆✓ @𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻
dammit my sandwich fell onto the floor. guess i'll die𝗼𝗥𝗯𝗦✓ @𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
to paprika or not to paprika is the questionSeries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,715
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 349
- Kudos:
- 6,577
- Bookmarks:
- 926
- Hits:
- 93,815
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
22 Aug 2026
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no stupid questions by zippe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Apr 2022
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“Ok rule two-“
2. DO NOT CHEAT, I HAVE SUPER-SENSES AND CAN TELL IF YOU ARE. I’M NOT LYING.
Miles blinks because he’s really not sure what he’s reading and if it’s real.
“And, uh, rule three-“
3. NO… VIGILANTISM(?)
Why there are three dots and a question mark in that rule, he’s not sure.
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Or, Peter’s life as the world’s most chaotic AP Chem teacher, from the eyes of his very confused — and very done — students- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,507
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 396
- Kudos:
- 6,183
- Bookmarks:
- 1,517
- Hits:
- 50,970
Bookmarked by CatPrancingInAFlowerField
22 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Super cute and heartwarming and awesome