CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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  1. Convocation and Its Apocrypha by

    Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Discovery (TV), Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)

    27 Jul 2026

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    The second year of being back on Earth opens with four days of festivities as part of the joint convocation ceremony for Starfleet Academy and the War College. Naturally, the only question on everyone’s mind is: “Do you have a date?”

    Chancellor Kelrec does not.

    Enter Sylvia Tilly.

    This collection includes the fic Convocation, and various small scenes and other apocrypha inspired by it.

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  2. Make Love, Not War (Stories of Chancellors Kelrec and Ake) by

    Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)

    29 May 2026

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    Mostly canon-compliant stories about Chancellor Ake of Starfleet Academy and Chancellor Kelrec of the Federation War College as they go from antagonistic co-workers through an odd situation-ship and emerge at something that might just be love.

    Or: the one where Nahla Ake stole Zeeren Kelrec's tablecloth and his heart.

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  3. AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by ,

    Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)

    07 Feb 2026

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    What The Fuck Is An Elder Queer by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    22 Apr 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    14 Oct 2026

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    What The Fuck Is An Elder Queer by luulapants

    The one where Scott is way smarter than these two dumbasses, but somehow still ends up with Ilya as a friend.

    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

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    A Little More Than Kin, And Less Than Kind by for ChrissyDS9

    Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine  

    09 Mar 2004

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    Julian gets a note. Set post-Chrysalis, middle to late seventh season.

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    06 Oct 2026

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    A Little More Than Kin, And Less Than Kind by Selena
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    Julian receives a physical note during the was. An introspective piece from Julian’s POV on being augmented and the limitations and responsibilities thereof.

    He could feel the creases [of the paper] under his fingertips as he touched it. Lauren hadn't seemed the type for creative anachronism, but really, how well had he known any of them at all?

    He had taken care not to know them too well.

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    with both feet on the ground by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    01 Apr 2021

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    Yuuri knows the man in front of him. He’d know him even without his glasses, even if he couldn’t see at all and could only hear the distinctive rush of blades on ice. There’s no question, because Yuuri’s bedroom is plastered with this face.

    It’s not the exact same face from Yuuri’s posters. The man on the beach is thinner, his chin and cheeks prickling with thick stubble, and his silvery hair is shaggy, longer than Yuuri’s idol has worn in years, but still in that moment Yuuri has no doubts. He’d recognize those eyes anywhere.

    But Victor Nikiforov can’t be on a beach in Kyushu right now. More than that, he can’t be here with his hair hanging so long it sweeps his shoulders, his cheekbones hollow and his collarbones protruding, wearing clothes that seem to have been through a typhoon.

    He can’t be here right now, because Yuuri watched Victor Nikiforov leverage his signature quad flip to take second in the short program during the World Championships in Tokyo last night.

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    with both feet on the ground by louciferish
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    An excellent melding of the canon Yuri!!! On Ice and the supernatural. I was never quite sure what fairy tale I was in until the end.

    Yuuri knows the man in front of him. He’d know him even without his glasses, even if he couldn’t see at all and could only hear the distinctive rush of blades on ice. There’s no question, because Yuuri’s bedroom is plastered with this face.

    It’s not the exact same face from Yuuri’s posters. The man on the beach is thinner, his chin and cheeks prickling with thick stubble, and his silvery hair is shaggy, longer than Yuuri’s idol has worn in years, but still in that moment Yuuri has no doubts. He’d recognize those eyes anywhere.

    But Victor Nikiforov can’t be on a beach in Kyushu right now. More than that, he can’t be here with his hair hanging so long it sweeps his shoulders, his cheekbones hollow and his collarbones protruding, wearing clothes that seem to have been through a typhoon.

    He can’t be here right now, because Yuuri watched Victor Nikiforov leverage his signature quad flip to take second in the short program during the World Championships in Tokyo last night.

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    A Minor Media Miscommunication by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    04 May 2026

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    Phichit makes a couple innocent comments on Victor and Yuuri's relationship. Twitter takes those comments and runs.

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    A Minor Media Miscommunication by labellelunaclaire
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    An impeccably formatted chat fic that’s just a gas to read. (For phone readers, rotate 90 degrees to landscape mode.)

    Phichit Chulanont 🐹
    @phichithamster

    Is it time to delete twitter? Is that what's happening now? I social media'd too close to the sun?

    7:43 AM · June 14, 2017

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    Stuck on You by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    14 Jun 2017

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    “...What,” Yuuri says and opens one pensive eye to look. From his point of view, it’s upside down, so it takes him a half-second to realize Viktor has affixed a sticker to his shirt. Not just any sticker, but one that has a stylized doodle of Viktor giving a thumbs up with the words ‘Good job on showing up!’ written in an obnoxious bubbly purple font underneath.

    Yuuri thinks it’s the most patronizing thing he’s seen in his life.

     

    (Or the one where Viktor praises Yuuri with stickers, Yuuri is his usual overthinking ball of nerves, but it all works out in the end.)

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    Stuck on You by La_Temperanza
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    Stickers as encouragement. Because why not?

    [...] he feels Viktor press something to his chest and say, almost proudly, “There~”

    “...What,” Yuuri says and opens one pensive eye to look. From his point of view, it’s upside down, so it takes him a half-second to realize Viktor has affixed a sticker to his shirt. Not just any sticker, but one that has a stylized doodle of Viktor giving a thumbs up with the words ‘Good job on showing up!’ written in an obnoxious bubbly purple font underneath.

    Yuuri thinks it’s the most patronizing thing he’s seen in his life.

    “What,” he repeats, because no other words are coming to him. Well, besides the additional 'the' and 'fuck.' But he’s a good, polite boy who refuses to let his poor parents back in Japan worry about what sort of crude language he’s picked up while abroad.