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sing us a song (you're the piano man) by FPwoper, Opal_autumn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jul 2026
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Edward Teach is fed up with his job as a concert pianist. He’s over having to play the same classical pieces over and over again to polite applause. When he walks into The Lighthouse, a newly opened queer bar, and spots a grand piano in it, he figures he might have found something new and exciting, and he gladly takes the new job the bar owner, Stede Bonnet, offers him. Maybe this bar (and Stede) can be the way out of his slump?
A 2026 OFMD Reverse Big Bang collab between FPwoper (words) and Opal_autumn (art).
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Written for the Wee Con Drabble (/ficlet) Writing Workshop.
Prompts: Nigel Badminton, found family
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Ed considers calling his ex up for sex and then decides to go out for ice cream instead. Then, a stranger in line strikes up a conversation.
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Wanted: Someone to help me fake my death. I am not trying to commit insurance fraud or avoid criminal charges, but beyond that my reasons remain private. Must have skills and access including but not limited to obtaining a duplicate corpse, lying, misdemeanor level fraud, and a general spirit for malfeasance. Will pay handsomely, pay is negotiable DOE. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! Please do not message me with the intent to interview me for a scientific journal, I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN!
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28 Aug 2026
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Fake Your Death
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Oblivious (or is he?) Stede Bonnet has a public TV show about his woodshop where he lovingly (and suggestively?) talks about his handiwork. Ed Teach of Extreme Woodwork with Blackbeard is in a bit of a slump when he watches an episode and finds it a transformative experience. All he needs to do now is arrange to meet this guy.
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25 Aug 2026
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Good with His Hands
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The Inked Lady and the Lighthouse Keeper by PilotPirate, Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2026
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Ed Teach is tired. Tired of drag racing. Tired of hanging out at Jackie'z Dance Hall with her motorcycle gang, the Inked Ladies. Tired of playing a role, pretending to be someone she isn't.
Until she meets Stede Bonnet, the new lighthouse keeper...
This is a 1950's lesbian Gentlebeard motorcycle gang/lighthouse AU collaboration for the OFMD Reverse Bang 2026 by Roberta Seaport (art) and PilotPirate (words).
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23 Aug 2026
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The Inked Lady and the Lighthouse Keeper
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Stede Bonnet is at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He wants to see Jack Ansett's show but it's sold out. Luckily there's a nice man nearby who just happens to have a spare ticket ...
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22 Aug 2026
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Hinged at the Fringe
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