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Angels, Demons, and Teenagers by SawyerSolros
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
21 Sep 2025
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It's 1997, and the mostly good angel Aziraphale and his reluctant demon Crowley encounter Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who is visiting England on a school trip. Of course, since she's Buffy, vampire-related troubles follow her, and somehow the angel and demon get swept up in helping her. However, Aziraphale and Crowley are both a bit distracted by some confusing feelings they've both been having... but it's probably nothing, anyway.
It's kind of a combo of 90s cliche American snark and quirky British humor.
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- Part 1 of Cloudy Omens
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Behind Closed Doors (and Locked Ones) by Joanofart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Mar 2026
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A missing book, a locked closet, and two professors who’d rather prank each other than admit they might be a little more than adversaries.
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07 Oct 2026
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on my third reread and i cannoooot lose this precious fic againn
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A mixture of boredom and outrage at being dumped led to wilful misuse of the office printer. A day later, Crowley found himself in the awful student bar near work listening to break up stories, getting drunk on pissy beer.
But despite all expectation, he was having a great time. There was nothing like other people’s problems to put yours in perspective. He was already congratulating himself on an excellent idea, when a new arrival suddenly made the evening much more interesting.
A meet cute in a real student bar in London, and Crowley has always been a "glass half full" sort of guy.
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In Which Crowley Gets Married and Doesn’t Realize it, like a Big Buffoon by Sequesters
Fandoms: Good Omens (Musical)
21 Aug 2026
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In which Crowley gets married and doesn't realize it, like a big buffoon.
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28 Sep 2026
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words can't express my love for this fic <33333
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Crowley makes a harmless wager with Aziraphale. Just a little matter of a King's immortal soul.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
- 58
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- 3
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- 142
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28 Sep 2026
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omgomgomgomgggomgomg it's so perfect
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“It’s a nice idea,” Crowley chirped, grinning a little wider and making the butterflies in Aziraphale’s stomach flutter a little harder. “Except for the part where, you know, monsters aren’t real.”
Aziraphale smiled with tightly shut lips, hiding the fangs that grew involuntarily sharper behind them. “Of course,” he hurried out with a polite laugh. “Speaking hypothetically, that is.”
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AZIRAPHALE'S A VAMPIRE AND CROWLEY IS A VAMPIRE HUNTER. ENSUE PINING 👏
- Language:
- English
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- 27,657
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 449
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
14 Sep 2026
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I can'r BELIEVE that this isn't already bookmarked, I mean that's just irresponsible at this point I'm on my 3rd read through
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An Offer from a Rake by Hermiola for AddledMongoose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
01 Aug 2026
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1811. Returned to London after the death of his father, infamous rake Anthony ‘Crowley’, Duke of Morningstar, has three months to restore his tattered reputation and secure himself a proper match, on pain of having his title stripped from him.
Enter the irreproachable Lord Aziraphale, newly minted Viscount Eastgate, who would very much like to discourage his many suitors from lining outside his door in Mayfair so he can go back to enjoying his peaceful existence on the shelf.
After a chance meeting at a gentlemen’s club, it appears the two may lend each other a helping hand after all. While a fake engagement will not solve their problems once and for all, it should buy them enough time to put their respective affairs in order.
If only the ultimate goal of their Arrangement would remain as clear and unchanging as it should…🪶 NOW COMPLETE 🪶
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- English
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- 87,504
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1
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- 812
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- 515
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- 116
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- 11,651
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
03 Sep 2026
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I can't Not bookmark it, I simply can't!! it's too wonderful
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
- Language:
- English
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- 49,961
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,330
- Kudos:
- 1,019
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- 222
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- 16,223
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
06 Jul 2026
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Perfectly adorable!! :D oh i love them so <3
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The Second Coming is imminent. Aziraphale and Crowley, naturally, spend four days and three nights at a motel in Palm Springs dealing with their own issues.
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- English
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- 24,403
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 2
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- 510
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- 519
- Bookmarks:
- 142
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- 8,923
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04 Jul 2026
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Funniest nonsense on the planet actually, but also so so many emotions that overlap in different places beautifully!!
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After more than twenty years in publishing, Aziraphale Fell finds himself redundant and desperate enough to try advertising. As a senior copywriter he's paired with Crowley, a cynical art director who's spent years in the agency coasting on talent and contempt.
They shouldn't work together well – Aziraphale with his passion, his fountain pens and faith in craft, Crowley with his irreverence, his sunglasses and studied indifference.
But somehow they do.
An Advertising Agency AU
- Language:
- English
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- 20,632
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 1
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- 518
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- 405
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
15 May 2026
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"no one got the joke except the ma advertising people"
Beautiful gorgeous and everythinggg I adore it when they start off finding each other deeply irritating and then fall horrifically in love <333 -
Crossroads by EdosianOrchids901 for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992)
13 Dec 2024
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Crowley is excited by Aziraphale’s suggestion of a holiday—right up until Aziraphale announces that he wants to take yet another a road trip. But in the familiarity of cheap hotels and getting totally lost together, feelings blossom. Will Crowley ever admit that Aziraphale makes him happy?
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- English
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- 8,193
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
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- 46
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- 5
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- 476
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14 May 2026
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drowning myself in 1992 movie script fanfic because i for one will not be recovering from s3
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It's not easy being a capital-G Good King, and Aziraphale is sick of it. All he wants is to hide in his library and read all day. That's why he's arranged with an "evil" sorcerer by the name of Crowley to pretend to be under a love spell so they can get married and Crowley can take over the kingdom. That is, of course, the kind of plan that will definitely not have any complications whatsoever...
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- English
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- 34,903
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 58
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- 217
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- 50
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- 2,378
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
02 May 2026
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absolutely wonderful i love it so muchhhhh
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Pretending We Are (Not) by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jul 2024
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Anthony Crowley enjoys some good mischief as much as the next person. But this… this scheme, this Arrangement, it might very well take the most out of him.
Him and Aziraphale, his best friend since the both of them were six years old, are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the first real sunny day of the year when Aziraphale drops the bomb on him.
”Crowley, I think we should get engaged.”Or: Aziraphale talks Crowley into staging a fake engagement so they can get free desserts at a restaurant. Angst and pining ensues”
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01 May 2026
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i can't believe i havent bookmarked this?? it's like the 7th time i've read it lol
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Crowley is a cat burglar who specializes in "document retrieval" and he's just been hired to steal a rare book. It's just his bad luck that the book's owner - one Aziraphale Fell - has sharp ears. Caught sneaking into the shop after closing, Crowley uses the first excuse he can think of: "I'm your secret admirer!"
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30 Apr 2026
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ehehehehheheeeee they're so silly and romantic
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Crowley takes pride in his dating abilities. Flowers, candle-lit dinners, lines just crazy enough to work—all down to an art form.
Aziraphale is the exact opposite of the people Crowley usually goes out with. An introvert, buttoned-up bookseller that gets excited over a new production of Shakespeare and a never-before-heard Shostakovitch record. And yet Crowley can’t just sit by and watch as his most treasured friend coyly confesses how he missed doing just that; being romanced, taken out, smiling at the flickering flame in the middle of the table and indulging in plate after plate of immaculate treats.
Crowley knows dating. He knows flirting, and how to be a gentleman, and just how to smile to get the other’s insides to melt. What he doesn’t know is what to do when the person across the table from him is Aziraphale, laughing and eating and looking at him like he was the only person in the world.
It’s all pretend. An arrangement to help out a friend.
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Paradigm Shift by EdosianOrchids901 for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992)
25 Dec 2023
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While fending off a suitor, Aziraphale calls Crowley his husband. Crowley, who had been grappling with unfamiliar jealousy, is now bowled over by a whole new feeling. Is he in love? And if so, what’s he supposed to do about it?
- Language:
- English
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- 4,115
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 417
- Bookmarks:
- 49
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- 3,223
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
26 Apr 2026
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A 1992 MOVIE SCRIPT FANFIC!?!? do you understand how rare it is to find these, let alone good ones?!?! and omg this is in character for movie script aziraphale and crowley which is saying a lot because like while i do appreciate the version in my own weird little way, the majority of the atrocities of the 1992 script are due to the horrendous portrayal of them and their dynamic in my opinion and yet?? and yet??? this gives them such brightness and depth and appreciation for them like omg tytyyttyttyytytytyyyyyy darling writer
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In the meantime, they’d have their familiar dance; trips to museums and galleries, promenades through the park, evenings in the shop where the world went golden and giddy at the edges.
Six thousand years, he’d gone without Crowley kissing him. He’d go another six if it meant giving Crowley the world instead.
[Aziraphale and Crowley have rekindled their old friendship, which is all they want from each other now that the world hasn't ended. Absolutely nothing more. Nothing at all.]
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Crowley found the letter waiting on his desk when he walked into his office that morning. The gold-embossed edges of the paper and elegantly flowing script did nothing to disguise the brutal nature of the message it conveyed.
‘Armageddon is back on. Troops to convene in five hours at Lowest Circle. Disobedience or failure to appear are punishable by death.’
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Heaven and Hell try again.Series
- Part 5 of 10th Anniversary Special
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
16 Mar 2026
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I hate this and want to die - me, loving it <333 Kudos to the gorgeous author omlll
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It Doesn't Take an Angel by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2026
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No, they didn’t have sex. Crowley's sure of it.
The only questions that remain are simple, then.
What did they talk about for such a long time, just the two of them by the window?
How come they ended the night together in Crowley’s hotel room, in various states of undress, and fell asleep in the same bed?
Most important of all: Why is he such a goddamn drunken idiot, and what sort of stupid shit did he do? What did he say? What secrets did he share?
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It was just a stupid fight.
Aziraphale goes out drinking alone. Crowley waits in the dark.
Jealousy has a way of unearthing truths neither of them have been brave enough to say.
And sometimes, tea isn’t really tea.Now a two-for-one-shot. One interaction, two points of view.
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04 Mar 2026
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Stunningg fanfic <333
gasped when i saw the author blessed my existence (non-religiously) with a second chapter T^T