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Sasuke is horrible at flirting with Naruto. Naruto is horrible at being flirted at by Sasuke.
Things sort of...devolve from there.
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- Part 1 of Super Van Vacation
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“I poisoned myself, dumbass.” Sasuke barely suppresses another wave of laughter at the ridiculousness of that statement. “Not on purpose,” he adds when Naruto’s bottom lip quivers. “Idiot. I just ate the wrong berries. Light red good, marginally darker red bad. Who knew?”
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“Okay but when they said ‘contaminate the vats of ale’ I’m pretty sure they meant with, like, mold or fungus. Not snake venom.” Naruto muttered under his breath.
Sasuke shot him a hostile look from where he was holding a terrifying-looking snake over the top of the container.
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- Part 1 of I still like you the most
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After the Uchiha massacre, its only survivor is taken in by ANBU and groomed for a single purpose: to keep Konoha’s Jinchuriki under control.
In which Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto are two sides of the same weapon. They will learn that what is forged by the Will of Fire can only end in flames.