JonoDragonPrime
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Hey Daffy, What The F by JonoDragonPrime
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Legend of the Three Caballeros (Cartoon), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), A Goofy Movie (Movies)
01 May 2026
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Rabbit Season Number 60 @NottheSideKick
Whelp, I’m bored and now I’m going to make it the internet’s problem.
[Link: Dueling Piano]
[Link: Oswald taking kneecaps with a mallet]
[Link: Porky ripping a nose ring off a Bull twice his size]
You’re welcome peasants.
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>My Foot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIT
Ha! I forgot about that. Lol
>Donald’s Favorite @Didn’tStealTheBoatGuys
Big brother?!😨
>>MyFoot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIt
And I oop-
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What Is Love?: I demand blood.
Mother Earth (F): No. I demand blood. Barbatos look at the fucking chat screen, you coward. What did you do to the fucking timeline?
Fire…It Burns: Aw shit, mommy is gonna kill daddy.
For Justice: Why? Why are you like this? Who hurt you?
Fire…It Burns: Celestia
Or that one funny bit where Agent J is drinking chocolate milk after Agent A goes back in time in MIB 3. Except it’s Morax eating Durian because Barbatos comes back to the past.
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The Tiger Golem and The Star Void by JonoDragonPrime
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Mar 2025
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After D.O.A, Atsushi disappeared into the wind with only a single plead. Leaving a cat-like hole within the Agency as well in Dazai’s life. The only proof of him being alive are postcard and souvenirs from the places he has visited. Four years later, a case of animal attack-like murders are afoot. Now Dazai Osamu has to figure out who is behind this mystery, reconnect himself with an old friend that once went missing and why it seems like he’s in the center of everything.
tldr: Dazai can’t be lazy for once, dodging a very forward Atsushi-kun, has to figure out why he’s the apple of the murder’s eyes. (Quite flattering really, not gonna lie. Also! Why is Chuuya being completely familiar with his cat?! Is chibi flirting!?)
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- Part 1 of The Tiger Golem and The Star Void
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Ron stilled in confusion. Harry watched as pale, chapped, pink lips mouth the word 'jealous'.
"That there you be right Feorge." George agreed grabbing his captive brother's chin tightly. Glee filled his body as it always don at the thought of playing a tiny prank on their brother. "Maybe he can pent a bit by helping us with this new product?"
"Oh yes my dearest twin. What an excellent idea! Come Lil'ickle Ronnikins! Help us test out our new Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Party Sing n' Dance!"
Ron let out a shout of terror as he renew his tussle to get away from his childhood tormentors.
Or the Weasley twins mess up big, Hogwarts is now the new high school musical and ronarry make up faster then most fanfic through the power of love songs.
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Weddings…
Not something that Dazai Osamu actually thinks about.
And why would he? Since he could remember, he watched his parents run off on “vacation” with other people of the same gender. Could see in the little film negatives playing in his head with them screaming and throwing things at each other. Could remember watching, on the streets in his little trash-bin, couples having dates with people he knew weren’t their real partners. Watching his foster father bring young girls into his marital bed. (Girls old enough to be his daughter. Maybe that’s why Elise and Mori’s relationship never really bother him. One, Elise wasn’t really real and was actually the same age range as Mori. Second, for three years his foster father wasn’t the only one paid him to keep his mouth shut everyday. His foster mother did as well and at least her’s was over the age law. He learn how to manipulate people and get paid for it from them. So he’s a bit thankful.) At ten, he watched as this led to a murder-suicide
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The Tiger Golem and The Star Void by JonoDragonPrime
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Mar 2025
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Jack is leaving the Xiaolin vs Heylin War due to the lost of a beloved family member. Now here he is in Manhattan, New York. Living by himself in a two story house as his parents are off who know where. So now he has to deal with skipping two years of school, weird magical happenings, real Dragons and mother-henning new collage students rooming in with him. Also, lets not forget his ever growing feeling for the Shoku Warriar of Wind! And to think he was going to have a normal, boring life when he left China behind.
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The Friend That King Made On the Way To Crazy Town by JonoDragonPrime
Fandom 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga)
11 Aug 2019
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Echo Stalker is a girl from another world...
King Harlequin is a sin on the run...
And together, they're against the world.
Now if only the can stop being little shits.- Words:
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After the tournament with Adam, everything is going great.
Well, great-ish. Less-than-great-ish. Why is the newcomer at S so preoccupied with Reki? And why does Koyomi insist on being the biggest pain in the ass this side of Okinawa? And why oh why is Miya wrapped up in the middle of it all?Bookmarked by JonoDragonPrime
06 Oct 2026
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local author dErails his own Plot beyond any possIble reCognition: The Musical by Thousand_Ways
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jul 2026
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Shang Qinghua knew that the guilt he felt when he transmigrated into his own novel would become his undoing one day. What he didn’t realize, however, was that said guilt would start a chain of events that would end with the one and only Peerless Cucumber thinking that the ‘Great Master’ Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky was a theater kid.
Or: Shang Qinghua told his fellow Peak Lords that Shen Jiu was composing EPIC: The Musical and now he has to live with the consequences.
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Bookmarked by JonoDragonPrime
19 Sep 2026
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New Lines by English is my death (Lena013)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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The hierarchy of peaks in Cang Qiong exists for a reason; if something happens to the sect leader, Peak Lord Qing Jing is appointed as the next in charge; if something happens to him, then control goes down the chain. When half, the six peak lords, disappear along with the fucking building in an explosion, then the next sect head on the count is Peak Lord An Ding.
Shang Qinghua is completely unprepared for this.
Or: 6 Peak Lords accidentally get caught in a time collapse, only to return 7 years later. The rest of them have to live those years without them.
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Bookmarked by JonoDragonPrime
14 Sep 2026
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Bamboo Joints, Lingering Fragrance by Rinnu500
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2026
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Shang Qinghua had long grown tired, stuck in a loop were he'd always end up dead by the hands of Mobei Jun in the end.
On his newest loop, he decides to do things differently. Leaving the sect he'd grown to resent, he offers his scum villain the same choice.
The two end up friends, somehow, and later... well, something more.
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Have You Seen My Mama? by TheNightWatcher for MioCervos
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
20 Jun 2026
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A child felt unwanted.
A Beast felt unneeded.
...And someone decided to pull strings to matchmake "Found Family," because they were tired of losing to the Beast's glorified tantrum.
(miocervos's Bad End AU + crossover with the current time-twisted mess that is canon! Frosted Milk Cookie belongs to Mio!)
Bookmarked by JonoDragonPrime
22 Jun 2026