Le_Chien_Bleu
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- The Libertines (8)
- The Mighty Boosh (TV) (1)
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Future fic, in which Carl finds himself with a lot of spare rooms and an unexpected house guest. Chaos, crashing typewriters, jam and fluff follow.
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One-shot. Peter has a late-night visitor to his hotel room. Musings on prettiness and love and sex. Mostly sex.
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AU fic, set in BDSM-Universe (a land where domination/submission is the default expression of sexuality, and everyone has an innate preference). Peter Doherty is a switch, because anything else would be too simple. Carl Barat is a sub and he's not happy about it. The boys are Secret Service Agents for the British Government.
100% fiction. Based very lightly on RL counterparts; I have appropriated some RL situations, places, people etc. They continue to belong to their original owners and I promise to put everything back where I found it. I mean no harm. I come in slashy peace.
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One-shot about Peter and Carl and cats. Future fic/ AU. Light angst and humour, with a fluffy ending.
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Crossover fic: The Libertines meet The Mighty Boosh. It's a quiet day in the Zooniverse when a new creature arrives. The lesser spotted Barat, a ferocious beast with a taste for bananas and tall guitarists... Ridiculous AU fluff.
The Mighty Boosh remains the property of Noel Fielding/ Julian Barratt. The Libertines remain their own. I promise to put everything back where I found it.
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
17 Sep 2026
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Based on a tumblr post by stormsthatrage:
Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
16 Sep 2026
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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
12 Sep 2026
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David Hollander knows that he’s supposed to hate Ilya Rozanov. Yuna has laid it out for him several times in painstaking detail, twice with the help of a slide deck on her computer. David can name many of the reasons he’s supposed to hate Ilya Rozanov...
Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
11 Sep 2026
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Leading up to the All-Star game, Ilya realizes he's never seen Shane's pre-game rituals. He's totally normal about it.
Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
11 Sep 2026