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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
18 Sep 2026
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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- English
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- 5,326
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
17 Sep 2026
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Based on a tumblr post by stormsthatrage:
Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.
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- English
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- 2,132
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
16 Sep 2026
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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
12 Sep 2026
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David Hollander knows that he’s supposed to hate Ilya Rozanov. Yuna has laid it out for him several times in painstaking detail, twice with the help of a slide deck on her computer. David can name many of the reasons he’s supposed to hate Ilya Rozanov...
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11 Sep 2026
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Leading up to the All-Star game, Ilya realizes he's never seen Shane's pre-game rituals. He's totally normal about it.
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11 Sep 2026
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it's the monster hiding under your bed by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Aug 2026
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Shane’s ex-girlfriends keep coming out as queer. He’s trying to be supportive, he really is, okay? Listen, he’s an ally! But it’s sort of becoming a problem. For pretty obvious reasons, because people are definitely starting to notice—Ilya most of all.
(AKA, I give Shane the most absurd queer community and convoluted coming-of-age journey of all time and it still somehow gradually makes things better in the long run.)
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- English
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11 Sep 2026
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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- English
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- 30,455
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- 4/4
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- 2,490
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
11 Sep 2026
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babies born in the month of may by bitterbloodyorange
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Yuna does not say, I’m sorry, I miss my mom, I can’t keep anything alive.
There are parts of her she never wants Shane to see. She never wants Shane to know about the car she crashed at twenty, the herbs that died because she overwatered them, the miscarriages, or that she wanted to play on a hockey team very badly until she was thirteen. Only now, when her son is seventeen and her parents are long gone, does she understand her father had simply lied to her about the things he never could have forgotten.
Yuna Hollander and the Art of Raising a Winner Without Giving Him (or Yourself) Too Much of a Complex About It; Ilya Rozanov's Incomprehensive Guide to Charming Your Stoned Boyfriend
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04 Sep 2026
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nothing makes me feel as good by bitterbloodyorange
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.
Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.
Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.
or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.
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- Part 1 of playing it any way i want
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- English
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- 4,159
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- 1/1
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- 913
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
04 Sep 2026
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these acquired idioms by SecretsOfTheUniverse1987
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Cliff tries not to be put off by the fact that Roz is so intent on keeping Jane a secret. Despite what people might assume, Roz is the kind of guy that keeps the things that matter close to his chest. In the moment, Cliff grins at Roz and says, “man, fuck you”, but in his head, he begins to plot. He’s going to learn more about this Montreal Jane, with or without Roz’s help.
Or, Ilya Rozanov is not nearly as subtle as he thinks he is, and Cliff Marleau is a good friend.
(Y'all, it took me two full days to realize I posted this without a summary. I promise I know how to use this website 😂)
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- Part 2 of speaking a foreign language
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- English
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- 4/4
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- 244
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
03 Sep 2026
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i can be the one you call by SecretsOfTheUniverse1987 for Giveemhale
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 May 2026
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Hayden likes to consider himself a good father and a considerate husband. When Jackie mentioned that her sisters are planning a girls’ trip in Toronto, he didn’t hesitate in encouraging her to go, to stay the whole week, even when she started making noises about coming home early while her sisters head to the Falls for a couple days. Hayden is perfectly capable of and accustomed to taking care of his own kids while his wife enjoys a weekend at a spa with the WAGs or some family time a few hours away. He knows the length of time is making Jackie nervous, but he also knows she’s missed Maggie since she started her masters program in Chicago. Jackie’s always been close to her sisters, but Maggie is the only younger sibling Jackie has, and he knows that relationship is special to her. It would have been fine, too, if he was home with four healthy children and not four miserable children exhibiting flu-like symptoms.
Or, the Pike kids get sick while Jackie is away for a few days and Hayden calls in reinforcements in the form of his best friend and his best friend’s boyfriend, who turns out to be not so bad after all.
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03 Sep 2026
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sing of what's lost to you by SecretsOfTheUniverse1987
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Sep 2026
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Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov have built a life together that neither of them could have believed was possible until they were already living it. After nearly a decade of fighting for every minute together, they share a home, a team, and every part of themselves with each other.
Then Ilya takes a bad hit, passes out in the ambulance, and wakes up believing it’s 2008. He recognizes the man next to him as Shane Hollander, the boy with the pretty freckles everyone tells him will be his rival, but he has no concept of Shane Hollander-Rozanov, the man whose pretty freckles he wakes up to every morning. The Shane Hollander at his bedside looks older, he looks scared, and when he tells Ilya it is 2023, Ilya believes him.
Or, I give Ilya Rozanov (medically inaccurate) amnesia for the emotional angst of it all.
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- English
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- 32,404
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- 10/10
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03 Sep 2026
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a year safe in your heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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“And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”
Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”
“It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”
“Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”
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The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.
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- Part 1 of anonymous cottage collection
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 1,785
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02 Sep 2026
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The Crow's Nest by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Cliff would probably remember if he was there when Ilya met a woman so earth-shattering that he would chase after her for nearly a decade. Probably. Cliff thinks he would probably notice something as life-altering as a meeting like that. Who on earth is this woman and how did they find each other? Did Cliff watch Ilya’s life change before his eyes and not even realize what was happening?
In the fall of 2017, Cliff Marlow notices evidence of Jane all over Ilya’s apartment. He decides to investigate.
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- 6/6
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- 1,476
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31 Aug 2026
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What's In My Bag by bobisflying
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
25 Aug 2026
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"Item four. This is Ilya's passport. Why is it in my bag? Because if Ilya keeps his own passport, it ends up in the absolute most chaotic places. It has previously been found in the bottom of a damp laundry hamper in our cottage, wedged between the seats of his classic car. And once miraculously, inside the refrigerator. Apparently, he was 'holding it while getting juice.'
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Now openly married and playing for Ottawa, Shane Hollander uses a "What's In My Bag?" video to playfully troll his husband, Ilya. Through fifteen items, Shane reveals how he manages Ilya's life. From holding his passport and hiding his car keys to bribing him with sour gummies on flights.
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- Part 3 of SH24IR81
- Part 1 of Unzipped Vogue
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30 Aug 2026
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Lily
Send me your schedule
I will go to thingsJane
But act like meLily
Yes yes
I will be so boring, you cannot imagineJane
Fuck off
What the fuck is going on here
How did this happen?Lily
I don’t know!
I do not want your boring life, Hollander---
Ilya and Shane wake up in each other's bodies a week before the All-Star Game.
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- English
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- 10,299
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- 1/1
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- 130
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- 1,584
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- 239
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30 Aug 2026
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The Ilyad by FinnDecananas
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jul 2026
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5 times someone else took a picture of Ilya with Pike that exposed their 'friendship' to the world.
Plus that one time, Ilya takes one himself.
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29 Aug 2026
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Shane hasn’t been new on a team since his rookie season. He hasn’t had to walk into a locker room full of guys he doesn’t know since he was nineteen. That first year in Montreal had been one of the most exhausting of his life, and the hockey had been the least of it.
Boston’s locker room will be easier than Montreal's, Shane thinks. Hopes.
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- Part 3 of all the stars aligned
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- English
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- 29,253
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- 3/3
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29 Aug 2026
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shared joy (shared sorrow) by sleepixgstars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.
Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”
Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”
“I guess? Technically?”
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Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.
He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.
AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister
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- Part 2 of Ilya "professional ragebaiter" Rozanov
Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
24 Aug 2026