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The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Aug 2026
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Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Unknown number: no
Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
Shane: I have your dog.
Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?- Language:
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
31 Aug 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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- English
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- 7,196
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1,672
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
30 Aug 2026
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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- English
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- 26,385
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 2,483
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
30 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov and A Study in Ornithology by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Shane: Hello?
Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
Shane: …uh yes?
Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
Shane: What?
Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
Shane: …uh you're welcome?
Unknown Caller: Goodbye.- Language:
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30 Aug 2026
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Sep 2026
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“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
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- Part 1 of Catfished! Universe
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- English
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- 19,322
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 1,499
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
29 Aug 2026
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Unseen Rivalry by Barbidoo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have built a secret life together: hidden love, shared purpose, and a foundation that changed everything.
To the world, they’re just partners. Best friends. Nothing more.
But when a new marketing director enters their lives, subtle flirtation and quiet manipulation begin to unravel what they’ve built.
Shane sees the threat immediately. Ilya sees nothing until Shane starts slipping away.Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
12 Jul 2026
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14 Jun 2026
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for richer or poorer by lowkey_existential_despair
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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There was a twitter post. A video. The caption said #pissgate. The video started playing automatically, and Ilya saw the nondescript white tile of the Metros locker room, and then the camera peered around a corner, and there he was. There Shane was. It played just long enough for Ilya to hear himself—say it—and Shane—piss on me. please—before his phone fell from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the concrete.
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- Part 1 of #pissgate
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- English
- Words:
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
05 Jun 2026
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Set me on fire next time, it’ll hurt less
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No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished) by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 May 2026
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“Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.
“Hi?” the man says.
“Hi,” Ilya says—again.
Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.
“Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”
“Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.
OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.
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- English
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- 64,877
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 4,258
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- 15,062
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- 300,384
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24 May 2026
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Nice Men in Montreal by canadawettt
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Apr 2026
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Shane makes a list: reasons to Come Out on one side and to Stay Safe on the other. It's definitely not meant to accidentally star in the background of his mom's Instagram post for fans to find.
But now that the world knows, maybe Shane can finally let himself have everything he's wanted.
If only Ilya didn't go out and get engaged the next day. Which is fine! Rozanov was settling down? Shane could settle down, too. He would find himself a nice man.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 827
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- 20,763
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23 May 2026
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short way home by latertoday
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Dec 2025
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A few months after Ilya joins the Centaurs, his apartment gets a gas leak. It's a perfectly inconvenient time to be out of housing, but luckily, Yuna and David come to the rescue. Now, Ilya just has to survive a week living with in-laws that may or may not hate his guts.
As it turns out, his expectations could not have been more subverted.
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- English
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- 8,685
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
01 May 2026
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Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”
“No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”
And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.
or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem
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- Part 1 of blue collar ilya cinematic universe
- Part 1 of ring my bell cinematic universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,179
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 201
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28 Apr 2026
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You Have Six Outstanding Compliance Modules by papisadhu
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is trying his best to keep everyone compliant with Health, Safety and Wellbeing standards at Centaurs by Design. Ilya Rozanov does his best to make Shane's job as difficult as possible.
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- Part 1 of I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,896
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 1,511
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- 7,818
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- 162,917
Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
12 Apr 2026
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,676
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 2,178
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- 45,185
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- 326,958
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03 Apr 2026
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i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya
Rose: ???
Shane: Trust me
Shane: Just get it
Rose: Why?
Shane: You are probably cursed.
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Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.
Series
- Part 1 of Ilya "Twitter Menace" Rozanov
- Part 1 of Nastya the Etsy Witch
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,413
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 836
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- 19,662
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- 3,504
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- 96,247
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24 Mar 2026
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the lily list by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Mar 2026
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Jackie Pike wants to know everything she possibly can about Shane Hollander's mysterious girlfriend in Boston, so she starts documenting every piece of information she learns about "Lily". The list gets long, confusing, and eventually, Jackie figures a few things out...
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- English
- Words:
- 7,694
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 247
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- 6,983
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- 29,381
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20 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is Dating a Nice Man From Montreal! by trickysnail
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.
There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.
(Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 2,716
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- 18,678
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Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
17 Mar 2026
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“You want?” Ilya asks cautiously.
Gritty squeaks his agreement. Ilya pulls out the pack of cigarettes, and holds it out. A fuzzy orange paw darts out , and then the whole thing disappears into the mascot’s mouth.
AU where everything is the same but the draft is held in Philadelphia, and Ilya makes friends with Gritty
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5 times Ilya met Gritty and one time Shane met himBookmarked by NotInThisHell
15 Mar 2026
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"You are back," Ilya says and apparently Shane's that pathetic, because he has to press his lips together to hide his smile, feeling way happier than he ought to just because Ilya apparently remembers him. "Miss me already?"
______________When Shane agrees to do Hayden a favor and picks up his friend's car from the shop, he doesn't expect the guy working there to look like that, quite literally straight out of Shane's fantasies. Too bad he probably won't see him again.
Or so he thought. His car breaks down a week later and Shane goes back to the shop with a plan. Sort of.
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- Part 1 of Mechanic Ilya + Princess Shane 🔧✨
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,018
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 162
- Kudos:
- 8,207
- Bookmarks:
- 1,524
- Hits:
- 87,605
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25 Feb 2026
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fall in love again and again by galactictsukki
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Dec 2025
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“I’m putting in a transfer request to Carleton this afternoon.”
Ilya gets off his bike and wraps his sweaty arms around Shane’s sweaty shoulders, presses their sweaty heads together and holds him tight. “Nooo, Hollander, you cannot leave me. Who will put Barrett and Marly in time out when they fuck up too many shots in a row?”
“I’m sure Bood will do it. He loves bossing people around.”
Bood stands up straight and salutes his captains. “I take the title with great honor. Enjoy the Ravens, Hollander—your legacy of being a chaste Victorian debutante will be remembered fondly but not carried on.”
This snaps that last thread of Shane’s refined patience. “I can pick up girls! I have no problem getting numbers and calling them and talking!”
Hazy smirks. “Innocent until proven guilty.”
“I can pick people up,” Shane says again, moving off his bike and out of Ilya’s sweaty embrace. “And I don’t have to do it by concocting schemes or stripping on top of the LAX bros’ coffee table.”
Or, after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,849
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 335
- Kudos:
- 11,934
- Bookmarks:
- 3,595
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- 143,954
Bookmarked by NotInThisHell
18 Feb 2026