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    Shane ended up falling in love with Downton Abbey, discovering the show a year after it's run ended. Problem was he was a hockey player and he couldn't reveal his identity. He also wanted to discuss the show with someone, but the fandom was full of people who'd seen the whole show.

    On an impulse, he made a burner account and sent out his first tweet, wondering if this was a dumb idea. But he was surprised and delighted to find someone had responded.

    @LadyJane24
    I know I am late to the show but is there any Downton Abbey fans out there who are also just discovering the show? Would love to discuss if so. No spoilers please.
    #DowntonAbbey #Season1

    @CountessLilyofRussia81
    @LadyJane24 I also just found the show. Only finished till episode 2. DM?

    And just like that, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, famous hockey rivals, ended up chatting with each other about Downton Abbey. And maybe even more.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    Shane impulsively makes a bet with Rose: if he can date a guy for a month longer than his customary one date followed by ghosting them forever, he gets $200; if he can’t, he agrees to let her set him up until he finally finds love. But he has no intention of playing it straight, so the plan—as he conspiratorially tells his best friend Ilya—is to fake date someone and split the money.

    Ilya thinks this is a terrific idea and fully expects Shane to ask him to be his fake boyfriend… except he doesn’t. And Ilya can’t figure out why. Why didn’t Shane choose him, when they both know how effortless it would be to pretend with how close they already are, not to mention how all their friends would instantly believe it? And why does witnessing Shane even just pretend to date someone else feel like actual torture?

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    04 Aug 2026

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    “How can Montreal be snowed in?” Ilya asks. “They are not ready for winter?”

    “It’s Montreal, man,” Marleau snickers, like that's an explanation.

    Jane- 9:44 a.m.- Look on the bright side. If you’re stuck another day, you can come back here.

    ________

    After Ilya leaves Shane’s apartment for the first time, he knows he’s on thin ice and at risk of falling into more serious feelings. He’s ready to put distance back between them.

    A Montreal blizzard has other ideas.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Excuse me?”
    Ilya leaned back and crossed his arms again. “You are speaking like you are in charge,” Ilya said.
    Hollander blinked back at him. “I'm Head of the Parent Council. My daughter has attended this school for years.”
    “And you appointed yourself?”
    “I was elected.”
    Ilya let out a quiet breath through his nose. Who had voted for this guy? “So, you want power? Control?”
    Hollander's eyes sharpened. “Mr Rozanov-”
    Miss Brady shifted. “Gentlemen.”

    Ilya Rozanov and his 13-year-old niece are building a new life in Canada.
    Shane Hollander is divorced and struggling to parent his rebellious 13-year-old daughter.
    Anastasia Rozanov and Juliette Hollander both attend the same prestigious dance academy - Shane soon finds himself being challeneged by his new neighbor.

    OR single dads Shane and Ilya just trying their best

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    05 May 2026

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    Hayden Pike found out who Boston Lily was through a mishap of his own making, in Boston, 2014.

    Cliff Marlow figured out the truth behind Montreal Jane through the power of friendship and vodka, in Montreal, 2015.

    In 2017, they found themselves working together to cover for the Most Obvious Secret in NHL, while Boston Raiders and Montreal Metros were trapped together during a snowstorm.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    "I swear to Merlin, if you don't ask him out soon, I'm going to murder you both," says Neville.

    "I'm going to," Harry says with a confidence he doesn't feel. "I'm just picking my moment."

    "It's his birthday. This is your moment," says Neville. "Honestly, Harry, grow a pair."

    In which Harry does grow a pair, and Draco turns forty-four.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    After one stupid decision, the world gets cursed to forget ever knowing who Harry Potter was.

    Three years later, Draco Malfoy meets a mysterious, rude, very attractive stranger, and cannot help but become obsessed.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    It was by complete accident, how Harry ended up taking a restraining order out against Malfoy. A distraction, a mix up with some paper work, and before they know it they have to stay ten feet apart from each other at all times—which makes it very difficult to keep up the rivals-with-benefits thing they’ve currently got going on.

    So… how many ways can they break a restraining order?

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Nestled in the heart of Diagon Alley lies Draco Malfoy's unassuming clinic—a haven for those seeking relief from curses and dark magic. It's a life Draco has chosen to make amends for his past as a Death Eater, leaving behind his mistake. His clinic serves as a sanctuary for those who cannot afford treatment at St. Mungo's, offering healing and hope.

    Draco's life takes an unexpected turn when Harry Potter, now a respected Auror, steps into his clinic seeking assistance with a perplexing case involving a cursed witch and a dark artifact.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Tony knows that his daughter can be difficult, but he really needs someone to do him a solid when an important opportunity arises. Unfortunately, word is already out: Morgan Stark is a real handful.

    Never one to shrink from a challenge, Steve steps in, hoping to shift the strained dynamic between him and Tony and having no idea how the course of his life is about to change.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    He could well imagine Stark’s reaction to Steve being too afraid to admit what he wanted even in the privacy of his own bedroom. He simply wasn’t going to let Stark’s mocking voice in his head win.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    For the past week, Morgan has done nothing but talk about Stevie. It’s always Stevie this, Stevie that. Tony found himself wondering what this Stevie looks like. He imagined a hippie, if he was honest, a woman with shaggy blonde hair dressed in long flowing dresses, singing about world peace and how we’re all connected to nature, and whatnot.

    Definitely not a man and definitely not this man in particular.

    or: Tony meets Morgan’s favorite teacher.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    After years of being out of ice, Steve just found out about vintage clothes shopping and things with Tony escalated from there.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander was finally, officially, a Special Agent in the FBI. It wasn’t a surprise that he’d been assigned to the Cyber Division. What he didn’t expect was a massive cyberattack on the Department of Energy on his first day. With the suspected origins in Russia, the case requires a bit of inter-departmental cooperation.

    Enter CIA Agent Ilya Rozanov.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Steve wakes from the ice to a world where there are VHS tapes of people urinating on each other for sexual pleasure.

    Turns out, he likes it.

    After a nice dinner in California with Tony where they talk about their big feelings, it's nice to find out that Tony likes it too.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.

    Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.

    Wade compliments him in a very particular way.

    This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.

    Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    “Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”

    Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.

    Hollander.

    Doesn’t ring a bell.


    Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?

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    19 Feb 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "Stop asking me if it's okay. If I want it. You're always, like—whatever. I'm not one of your fucking girls, okay? If I don't like it, I'll stop you. I can make you stop."

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Of all the things that the serum enhanced in Steve's body, his ruts are probably the most annoying. It makes him feel vulnerable and stupid to know that the tiniest thing can turn him on when he's like this.

    He would've loved nothing more than to take that secret to his grave. But of course, someone has to find out eventually.

    It's just – Why did it have to be Tony?

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    11,408

    11 Jan 2026

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