ProfessorESP
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Ed knows his father is probably important. When Al was really little, Mom would say that his job was gluing Xerxes back together whenever it broke. As far as Ed's' concerned, that's still a shitty excuse for leaving for ten years.
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People always told Zeetha to bare the marks her sword sisters gave her with pride; her biggest defiance was wearing her twin's touch just as openly.
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- Part 2 of Color Palettes
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In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
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a spoonful of diamonds by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 May 2018
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Concept: mundane au where Malchior is Raven’s shitty ex who corners her in a restaurant and Kaldur is a line cook who pretends to be the boyfriend she’s waiting for so he can smuggle her into the back room “until his shift ends.” The twenty minutes it takes for Malchior to finally leave are spent with Kaldur making little glances at her every time he has a spare moment (just to check she’s okay. Obviously) while threatening to dump sauce on all the co-workers who tell him to give her his number, and Raven repeatedly making accidental eye contact with him as she recounts to the Titans group chat how this extremely beautiful man saved her from The Dragon and everyone tells her to make out with him because they’re terrible friends.
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drop a lifelong curse on your own last name by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Girl Genius (Webcomic)
02 May 2018
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Violetta should have known that Tarvek would try to burn off his name as soon as it showed up, the idiot. Didn't he know that was supposed to be her job?
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A collection of platonic & romantic soulmate aus, where your first touch leaves a mark of color on their skin that varies in intensity based on the importance of the bond and their effect on your life.
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Law is a reclusive undying sorcerer, whose heart, according to rumor, is hidden inside a succession of sea creatures. Luffy is a wandering champion who does a lot of good deeds that usually end up paying him back in a big way.
Their stories end up colliding.
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antagonistic behavior mitigation procedures by Sroloc_Elbisivni
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Feb 2025
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and other ways to stay alive when your captain's missing in action after your entire crew lost a fight
(the Heart Pirates stage a cooperative breakout from Blackbeard's prisons)Garp stares at him, and then stares at Shachi, and Shachi can see when he spots the scrap from Shachi's boiler suit with the crew's jolly roger on it that he turned into an armband when he sacrificed the rest of his top for bandages. “You’re the Heart Pirates.”
“At your service,” Shachi says, only a little bit sarcastically. “Answer the question.”Series
- Part 2 of diverting nautical cardiography exploits
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13 Sep 2026
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Hearts pirates have people inflicted on them.
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Wyll was born a font of necromantic magic that has a tendency to bubble over if not used often enough. This has not gone well for him, and it's going even more poorly now that he has a tadpole in his brain blocking him off from using most of the magic he has.
Not helping matters is the vampire in the camp who doesn't trust him one whit but does want to use the cult Wyll just escaped from for fun and profit.
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- Part 1 of stillborn
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17 Aug 2026
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In which Wyll Ravengard has a small tiefling child, Lily, six and a half years old, and it's really difficult to juggle being a full time dad and a full time warlock bound to hunt Mizora's enemies.
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For a moment he sees nothing amidst the other cars, and he starts to convince himself he's just being paranoid; and then something moves in the long shadows the shitty streetlights cast. He holds his breath despite himself at the reflective flash of eyes he catches, and then an over-large dog slinks out not far behind his car. It stops, in the dim light and misty rain, ears turned forwards and holds itself with an unnatural stillness, long, thin muzzle and even longer legs.
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- Part 1 of dog teeth in your dark heart
Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
06 Aug 2026
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I knew you could be horrified and turned on at the same time but I don't think I got it-got it before today. Mamma Mia.