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“Let's say that I do choose to become a woman,” Sanji says, “Why on earth would I choose to be someone that’s so… so…”
Sanji gestures to his older self, who isn’t taking sun like Robin is, but is instead leaning against the rail of the ship with a cigarette in hand.
“So… unappealing!”
Nami’s jaw drops. “Unappealing!? You think she’s unappealing?”
She stares at him for a couple more seconds, then she wails, “Chopper! Sanji’s gone blind!”
(Or: Sanji and the strawhats meet a version of himself from twenty years into the future. It doesn't bother Sanji that she's a woman, it shouldn't bother Sanji that she's a woman, but there's something about her that makes him feel uneasy. The crew
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Some things change during tragedy. The sky burns bright and blue, the desert dries, the dying become dead. The world knows what it has lost.
But the Ship of Dreams, the vessel of the laughing gods, flies overhead and on without so much as slowing down. The Weather Witch doesn’t bother to bestir herself.
That night is when Vivi makes her decision. If the gods won’t act, she will.
Nefertari Vivi will do anything to bring the rain back to her withering country. Work as a mercenary for two years. Blackmail an infamous cat burglar to help her steal from the gods. Face divine judgement in the desert. Try not to fall in love.
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Law is a reclusive undying sorcerer, whose heart, according to rumor, is hidden inside a succession of sea creatures. Luffy is a wandering champion who does a lot of good deeds that usually end up paying him back in a big way.
Their stories end up colliding.
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antagonistic behavior mitigation procedures by Sroloc_Elbisivni
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Feb 2025
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and other ways to stay alive when your captain's missing in action after your entire crew lost a fight
(the Heart Pirates stage a cooperative breakout from Blackbeard's prisons)Garp stares at him, and then stares at Shachi, and Shachi can see when he spots the scrap from Shachi's boiler suit with the crew's jolly roger on it that he turned into an armband when he sacrificed the rest of his top for bandages. “You’re the Heart Pirates.”
“At your service,” Shachi says, only a little bit sarcastically. “Answer the question.”Series
- Part 2 of diverting nautical cardiography exploits
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13 Sep 2026
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Hearts pirates have people inflicted on them.
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Wyll was born a font of necromantic magic that has a tendency to bubble over if not used often enough. This has not gone well for him, and it's going even more poorly now that he has a tadpole in his brain blocking him off from using most of the magic he has.
Not helping matters is the vampire in the camp who doesn't trust him one whit but does want to use the cult Wyll just escaped from for fun and profit.
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- Part 1 of stillborn
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17 Aug 2026
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In which Wyll Ravengard has a small tiefling child, Lily, six and a half years old, and it's really difficult to juggle being a full time dad and a full time warlock bound to hunt Mizora's enemies.
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For a moment he sees nothing amidst the other cars, and he starts to convince himself he's just being paranoid; and then something moves in the long shadows the shitty streetlights cast. He holds his breath despite himself at the reflective flash of eyes he catches, and then an over-large dog slinks out not far behind his car. It stops, in the dim light and misty rain, ears turned forwards and holds itself with an unnatural stillness, long, thin muzzle and even longer legs.
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- Part 1 of dog teeth in your dark heart
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06 Aug 2026
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I knew you could be horrified and turned on at the same time but I don't think I got it-got it before today. Mamma Mia.
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The first soul he finds within himself is a newborn.
He stops for a while, after that.
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“That was a nice thing you did today,” Hawkeye said abruptly. Ed shrugged. “I know you don’t like to share personal stories often.”
“It was nothing,” Ed dismissed without looking at her. “Havoc just needed someone to tell him it’d be alright even if he did lose his legs.”
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Ed has some experience getting used to a new disability.
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06 Jun 2026
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Pragmatics Modern AU by Derkish
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
14 May 2026
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They invented love. And OP invented conspiracies.
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what exists beyond, beyond, beyond by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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"Many stages in Eridian reproductive process. Rocky Adrian laying cycles finally sync up recently. So, Rocky Adrian think finally time for eggs. Adrian lay five eggs, very good. Only, strange thing happen. Rocky only lay one egg."
“Oh,” I say. “That’s unusual, right?”
"Very," Rocky hums.
My throat tightens. "Does that mean there's something wrong? Are you sick?"
Rocky makes a gesture I usually interpret as "not exactly". "Not sick," he says. "But doctors still worry. When Eridian start to make fewer eggs, this usually means laying period of life is over soon. Rocky very young for this. Rocky supposed to be in ideal time of life for laying. Rocky younger than Adrian, even." He shifts on three of his feet. Already, my mind is racing ahead, wondering -- "Doctors told Rocky to ask Grace, is this radiation side effect, question?"
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Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
13 May 2026
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WAILING AND SOBBING AND KICKING MY FEET AND FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR.
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After seeing the effects of his raid suit during Sanji's fight against Queen, Law volunteers to oversee Sanji's recovery, personally.
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08 Apr 2026
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(in the most unenthusiastic tone you've ever heard) noooo Sanji don't fall for it... get a restraining order...
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King Tide by carriecmoney
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
14 May 2025
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Luffy blinked in the lamplight from the club next to them. Huh! “Wow! You do only have one eye! Neat!”
The one-eyed guy blinked it at him. “Who the hell are you?” he asked. The ghost wisped through the three gold earrings dangling from his ear, the same side as the missing eye. Oh, it was so little.A story about ghosts, grief, 3 AM pizza, friendship, and Pokemon GO.
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- Part 1 of Storm Surge
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07 Apr 2026
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“Right… sorry, let me check if we’re on the same page.” Sanji shakes his hair out of his eyes and leans closer, looking up at Law because he’s not quite sure if he’s hearing this right. “Are you suggesting we fake date to queerbait the audience into watching the show?”
Law has the audacity to smile at him. “Of course not. I’m suggesting we actually date for the good PR.”
“I’m sure that distinction is very clear.”
“Crystal. Yes or no, Sanji?”
Sanji, a down on his luck actor, gets the chance to make a comeback when the franchise of his nightmares gets revived. The worst part of it is seeing his piece of shit family again; the best part might be the hot, nerdy lead singer of the band contracted to make music for Sora.
Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
01 Apr 2026
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Child actor Sanji is inspired and the heart pirates being mcr is also inspired
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Right, Shachi thinks. Law and the concept of ‘change.’ Fuck.
“No,” Law finally says, with the conviction of a man ready to fight god.
Ah, hell. Here we go. “What do you mean, ‘no?’” Shachi groans back. “What more evidence do you need? It’s quite literally staring you in the face.”
Shachi's captain was intelligent, clever, and good at reading between the lines. Most of the time.But damn, if he wasn't entirely oblivious to when a good thing was happening to him.
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It's not uncommon for things like this to end up here, singed and bloody. Standard protocol is to call animal control to handle it before the things go feral. Zeff’s seen what happens when they're left to their own devices, driven mad in a world they're not built to comprehend, let alone live in.
He's never seen one this fresh from the fall before. He's also never seen one this small.
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- Part 1 of carve away the marble
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30 Mar 2026
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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- Part 4 of my heated rivalry fics
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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Scum Villainess by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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Luo Binghe had looked small and dirty when she had been far below digging a hole in the ground. Now, given a bath and a fresh change of clothes, her hair clean and combed, Shen Qingqiu sees her for what she really is. With long eyelashes and almond eyes, thick hair and a heart shaped face, she’s only pretty now but will clearly grow up to become a heartstopping beauty one day.
Shen Qingqiu despises nothing more in the world than beautiful women.
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- Part 3 of Scum Villain Drabbles