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The people will all be dissolved into the waters, and only the Hydro Archon will remain, weeping on her throne. Only then will the sins of the people of the Ocean Empire be washed away.
The Ocean Empire is fated to be destroyed as foretold by an ancient prophecy. Determined to save her people, the Ocean Queen is determined to prevent that from happening, no matter the cost. In the present day, Lizzie plays the role of the Hydro Archon, witnessing events from the prophecy come true, all while avoiding suspicion from everyone, including her own brother and a certain duke.
Or the Genshin Impact Fontaine Archon Quest AU starring Lizzie.
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His prideful smile returned as his gaze curiously fell upon the two discs in Tommy’s hands.
Without warning, Dream snatched the discs from Tommy. “–Hey! Give them back!”
The Slytherin ignored his protests, holding them high up as he thoroughly examined them. “What kind of weird plates are these anyways? There’s a hole in the center of them. Wouldn’t food just fall through the middle?”
“They aren’t plates you, dickhead! They’re discs, and they’re mine!” Tommy tried jumping to retrieve them, but his youthful height proved to be disadvantageous as Dream held them high above his head.
“Ah, so they must be some sort of muggle invention. What do they do?” He inquired, only to be met with more of Tommy’s aggression, sighing with a smile. “I should’ve expected as much. I hope you don’t mind me taking them then.”
Or Bench Trio meet a certain pure-blooded Slytherin, and the first impression doesn’t go well.
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- Part 5 of Mismatched Magic and Tales that Followed
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Morally, I ain’t the Best (and I’m openly admitting that) by RoastyToasty for sheep_bloopers
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Apr 2026
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“Shit, we have to go!” Tommy snatched Tubbo’s wrist the moment the shopkeeper spotted them.
His friend quickly grabbed the best piece of meat he saw, and within seconds they were bolting through the city streets. Tubbo nervously glanced over his shoulder as three guards were now tailing after them. But Tommy pressed on, fighting through the busy crowd.
Perhaps stealing from the butchery wasn’t their wisest idea. But even thieves deserved to treat themselves to a nice meal every once in a while.
A collection of scenes featuring the adventures of young thieves Tommy and Tubbo. Happy five year anniversary Don’t Lose Your Head!
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- Part 3 of Exiled, Beheaded, LIVE!
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Winterfest was a celebration in Rivendell, signifying the long lasting protection Aeor had over the empire. This was Jimmy’s first year attending the festival, and Scott wanted it to be nothing short of a perfect experience for him. Yet between the nature of his people and duties as king, doing so felt impossible.
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Seafoam, Coffee Foam and Memories by RoastyToasty
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
20 Nov 2025
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“Guys you won’t believe what I just found out!” Jimmy shouted as he slammed open the door to the apartment, causing his siblings to snap their heads towards him.
“That Mumbo has full custody over Grian’s single braincell?”
“No, it’s obvious that rollerblades are cool.” Grian shot a glare at her before talking in his typical tired tone that was normal during his college days. “Welcome back, Tim, you’re home late.”
“I have an older sister!”
His two older siblings turned to each other in a mix of confusion until Grian burst into cackling laughter. “This isn’t exactly new. You’ve known Pearl your entire life. What’s so surprising about that? Are you sure that our father didn’t drop you on your head?”
“No, no, I mean, Pearl is my sister, but I meant another half sister on my mother’s side from the surface. Another sibling that’s been in the same city as us this whole time and we never knew. Can you believe it?”
Or Lizzie, Jimmy and the fact nobody bothered to tell them about their secret sibling backstory in my vigilante au.
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- Part 3 of Bows and Rollerblades
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Welcome to Mismatched Magic and Tales that followed! Where the magic behind this series goes unmatched. In short, this is my very own AU about the Dream SMP cast (and other mcyts) at the Hogwarts setting written as a bunch of connected one-shots and possibly a few multi-chapter fics in the future.
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A series of all fics that take place within the same universe as my long fic “Don’t Lose Your Head”
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Bows and Rollerblades by RoastyToasty
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Nov 2025
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The series collection of Featherflight and all following works that are set within the same universe.
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- 36,533
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we make "the parent trap" 1000% funnier by HaloRocks1214
Fandoms: Dream SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
30 Mar 2023
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Tommy and Tubbo feel jaded by their respective legal guardians and decide the best way to get back at them would be to trade places during their respective flights. Surely, this isn't a colossally stupid idea. Surely, they won't be made to feel super guilty about jumping the gun. Surely, the adults don't actually know each other, and they definitely aren't forlorn exes that haven't talked in years. Wait, what was that last part?
(In which two teenagers learn about adulthood and its trials and tribulations. And just maybe, the adults learn a little bit along the way, too.)
Bookmarked by RoastyToasty
31 Mar 2023
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Halo’s Clingyduo and Scarian parent trap au
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A realistic retelling of the Dream SMP, from the L'Manberg war of independence to the fall of Schlatt's reign as president
- Words:
- 172,282
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- 3
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- 4
Bookmarked by RoastyToasty
04 Sep 2026
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Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story. DSMP L’manberg arc retelling.
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Childe and Lumine had always known that they weren’t going to last. When it was time for her to face the Tsaritsa, Childe betrayed her a second time and took the side of his homeland.
He, of course, had absolutely no idea that she was pregnant, nor did he understand the true extent of Lumine’s pettiness.
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- English
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- 56,221
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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Bookmarked by RoastyToasty
20 Jul 2022
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Lumine keeps her daughter from Childe a secret
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in a teyvat torn apart by the final battle, they find the traveller in a cottage at the edge of mondstat, one hand where her sword once laid, another low on her belly.
here: lumine has no memories.
years later, the eleventh harbinger visits on a diplomatic mission. what he doesn't expect to find: the lover he thought he'd been abandoned by, healthy and whole, and a child that looks terribly, devastatingly like him.
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Princess Lumine knows her engagement to Lord Tartaglia cannot be as simple as it appears. Snezhnaya has threatened war against Celestia for years, and yet her marriage is supposed to end all conflict?
When she dons a knight’s uniform, she only intends to spy on her husband-to-be. She doesn’t intend to meet Childe, a mysterious Snezhnayan general who wears a mask at all times.
As Lumine is soon to learn, unwanted feelings are the only natural consequence.
Bookmarked by RoastyToasty
27 May 2023
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Chilumi arranged secret identity AU featuring Yoimiya and Lumine swap.