Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Shane sits on the closed lid of the toilet. His heel is tapping rapidly and his fingers ache as they squeeze each other, desperate to find an outlet for the nervous energy coursing through him.
On the counter, his phone chimes. He silences it immediately, picks up the plastic stick, and looks.
Two pink lines stare back.
Fuck.
Shane is still dating Rose Landry when he learns that he's pregnant by way of Ilya Rozanov. It goes better than expected.
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16 Sep 2026
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Invisible To The Eye by prosodiical for ladylapislazuli
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
07 Oct 2019
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When Grindelwald takes his place, Graves is cursed to go unseen, to eventually fade out of the world.
A Demiguise ruins this plan immediately.
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16 Sep 2026
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The Adventures of Harry Potter and Newt Scamander by iceprinceofbelair
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2018
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An AU in which Harry Potter is an obscurial who accidentally kills the Dursleys and is taken in by Newt Scamander who helps him heal.
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15 Sep 2026
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Frank has an epileptic seizure on shift and spends the rest of the day in the ED, with Robby checking in on him every hour.
Oneshot Hurt/Comfort, no drug addiction storyline or conflict, just caretaking and nice feels
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15 Sep 2026
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(i can hear) the start of a long sigh by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Sep 2026
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If it came down to a choice, Shane and Ilya would always pick each other, even if it meant going against everyone else's expectations and desires. Time and again, they're met with formidable proof that no one would accept their relationship, so down to the wire, Shane and Ilya have a choice to make: Do we stay and make it work? Or do we leave it all behind, and choose a life that gives us a future?
No choice will make everyone (or anyone) happy, but when you've been hiding so long, how much more can you take when the one thing still worth living for is in reach? Are you willing to hurt the people you love to choose yourself? Are you willing to love the people that have hurt you, if it means loving from afar?-
Title from Noah Kahan's 'We go way back'
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10 Sep 2026