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Guidance by prosodiical for Tarlan
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
25 Sep 2017
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Newt doesn't make it out of New York before he's called back again. After all, he's a Guide, and they just found a Sentinel in need of recovery: Percival Graves.
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16 Sep 2026
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Reckless Thievery by prosodiical for lynndyre
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
27 Oct 2017
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Percival Graves has a Niffler problem: it's started following him home.
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16 Sep 2026
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Because I could not stop for Death by prosodiical
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
28 Oct 2017
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...he kindly stopped for me.
Newt can't die yet. Not today. And Death, or perhaps the man underneath, lets him go.
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16 Sep 2026
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Shane sits on the closed lid of the toilet. His heel is tapping rapidly and his fingers ache as they squeeze each other, desperate to find an outlet for the nervous energy coursing through him.
On the counter, his phone chimes. He silences it immediately, picks up the plastic stick, and looks.
Two pink lines stare back.
Fuck.
Shane is still dating Rose Landry when he learns that he's pregnant by way of Ilya Rozanov. It goes better than expected.
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16 Sep 2026
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Invisible To The Eye by prosodiical for ladylapislazuli
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
07 Oct 2019
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When Grindelwald takes his place, Graves is cursed to go unseen, to eventually fade out of the world.
A Demiguise ruins this plan immediately.
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16 Sep 2026
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The Adventures of Harry Potter and Newt Scamander by iceprinceofbelair
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2018
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An AU in which Harry Potter is an obscurial who accidentally kills the Dursleys and is taken in by Newt Scamander who helps him heal.
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15 Sep 2026
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Frank has an epileptic seizure on shift and spends the rest of the day in the ED, with Robby checking in on him every hour.
Oneshot Hurt/Comfort, no drug addiction storyline or conflict, just caretaking and nice feels
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15 Sep 2026
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(i can hear) the start of a long sigh by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Sep 2026
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If it came down to a choice, Shane and Ilya would always pick each other, even if it meant going against everyone else's expectations and desires. Time and again, they're met with formidable proof that no one would accept their relationship, so down to the wire, Shane and Ilya have a choice to make: Do we stay and make it work? Or do we leave it all behind, and choose a life that gives us a future?
No choice will make everyone (or anyone) happy, but when you've been hiding so long, how much more can you take when the one thing still worth living for is in reach? Are you willing to hurt the people you love to choose yourself? Are you willing to love the people that have hurt you, if it means loving from afar?-
Title from Noah Kahan's 'We go way back'
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10 Sep 2026
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I know we shouldn't, baby, but we will by sharpshark (cutecookiewithchocolate)
Fandoms: Outer Banks (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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As he nears Sarah on the dance floor, he almost trips over his feet, though. She's in a white, flowy dress, like a bride-to-be, highlighting every curve of hers that he tries not to notice. She's beautiful, like she stepped straight out of a fairytale, the very same ones a boy like him is supposed to be far away from.
"We shouldn't do this."
"No, we definitely shouldn't," she murmurs back.
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07 Sep 2026
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i know that it's hard to see me like this (but i'm glad you're here) by fictionstew
Fandoms: Outer Banks (TV)
06 Jul 2026
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“I’d trust John B with my life,” he says, no hesitation. “But when something like that is so fresh? When your world is completely flipped on its head? It’s so easy to forget.”
“You told him no.”
“Yeah, I told him no,” JJ shakes his head. “And I watched his face do that thing— that crumple where he’s just so fuckin’ sad, and I was like— fuck. I take it back, I take it all back, do whatever the hell you want to me. Wrap your hands around my neck and be the only reason I can breathe—“
He doesn’t realize he’s holding his breath until Sarah’s hand grips his wrist. He looks down at her, smiles softly.
“He ended up putting the bag of peas on the bruises and asked if touching would make it better.”
or, JJ helps Sarah the first night on the island
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06 Sep 2026
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Happy accidents by scarmaddiewrites
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Aug 2026
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Breaking: In an announcement that shakes up the entire season, the Montreal Metros have announced they are trading Center and Captain Shane Hollander to the Boston Raiders for Austin Chandler and a first-round draft pick.
The Montreal Metros think they are pulling one over on their division rivals by trading them a pregnant Shane Hollander, jokes one them.
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02 Sep 2026
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Ilya just wanted to show off how many photos he took of the puppies. He didn’t notice the photos in the top left hand corner of his screenshot that were never supposed to see the light of day.
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02 Sep 2026
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Dernière Danse by kurenohikari
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jul 2026
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So, I'm trying something a little different with this new installment in the series, and I know it won't be everyone's cup of tea.
As much as I adore M/M, I've always wanted to throw my hat into the very small pool of Female!Shane/Male!Ilya stories. I've also been itching to write the actor!Shane trope for quite some time, so I finally decided to combine the two.
Another reason I wanted to write this fic is that, while I absolutely love exploring Shane's Japanese heritage, I realized I've been neglecting Ilya's Russian heritage throughout this series. I wanted to give that side of him more attention here and explore it in a way I haven't before.
I really hope you'll give it a chance, and if you do, I'd love to hear what you think. I hope you enjoy it! ❤️
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- Part 5 of Hollanov Lulu-verse
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02 Sep 2026
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Stiles' way of dealing with his own pain and grief had always been to instead take care of others. After Gerard, the Hale Pack becomes his pet-project. That includes self-proclaimed lone wolf Peter.
Then things get messy. The Hale Pack seemingly ends when Derek gives up the Alpha spark, the McCall Pack forms, Stiles gets possessed. And, confusingly enough, Peter takes care of him.
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01 Sep 2026
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31 Aug 2026
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Even as a feral Alpha, Peter had known two things: Stiles would make a magnificent werewolf and a perfect mate. After his resurrection, he’s patient, gaining Stiles’ trust and friendship.
Things don't go according to plan. Peter wanted to see Stiles as a wolf, but not like this. Not forced into it by the Dread Doctors.
Yet Peter was right; Stiles was absolutely magnificent.
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31 Aug 2026
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There is a fox in the woods
There is a fox in the woods and Scott swears its watching him.
There is a fox in the woods and he keeps seeing it everywhere he goes.
Stiles would say he was imagining this because "Dude, a fox? Really, wolf boy?" but Stiles can't say anything because Stiles hasn't been seen in four weeks.[or: in which Stiles was always a kitsune and after crashing his car on the way to the Nemeton, he ends up with four legs and a tail and no way to change back, but does end up making friends with an unusual coyote.]
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31 Aug 2026
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"There's a dead body in the wood."
Derek is going to murder his uncle. Maybe if he's lucky he can convince Laura to help him get rid of the body so that Mom never finds out.[In which six years ago, the McCall pack burned to the ground, now there are bodies turning up around town, a red eyed wolf in the preserve, a hunter in love with a wolf, a comatose emissary in the hospital, a banshee who keeps finding dead bodies and the Hales stuck right in the middle in danger of going the same way the McCall pack did.]
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30 Aug 2026
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He swiped quickly past his mom and Hayden’s messages, each including various degrees of surprise and reassurances.
Mom: Have you heard anything from Coach Theriault? I’m sure the announcement is coming any day. You’re the obvious choice and—
Swipe.
Hayden: Dude did you see this shit? I can’t wait when they announce yours and we get to—
Swipe.
Lily: Did you see they make me captain before you?
Lily: ???
Lily: In two weeks you will be saying “please please captain can I suck your dick”
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Shane visits Ilya’s Boston penthouse for the first time after they become newly-minted captains.
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27 Aug 2026
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r/RoseLandry
Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon.
Click here…
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@rrredditor1837393
no way this is real lol@secretaccount656
Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up????@selenawrites1
omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha@rosieposiexxx
wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus…@secretaccount656
if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus(rose’s texts get leaked)
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- Part 15 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 9 of hr: online edn
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27 Aug 2026