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    When Life Gives You Lemons by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    19 Sep 2022

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    Trent snorts, which is a sound that Ted has trouble believing he's able to make. "You didn't want to touch the knob?" He repeats.

    "Nah, it's got all kindsa nasty germs on it, and I know that you bake 'em out anyway, but this one time in college I got food poisoning from a bad donut and spent about two days straight on the—wait."

    Trent waits patiently for Ted to finish realizing, arms folded. Ted feels his face break open wide. "Trent Crimm, are you making a dick joke?"

    "...I'm attempting to."

    Ted thinks that if there were a little meter for how much he likes Trent, that might've just broken it.

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    Song of Exile by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    11 Jan 2018

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    Unbidden, an image of the green hills and farms of the Shire alight with flame came to her mind. The hobbits would have no chance against such a disaster, and any who survived would likely never recover. She couldn’t imagine the strength and sheer stubbornness required to survive the devastation of a dragon’s attack and subsequent exile. And to want to go back! To face the beast that stole so much, destroyed so much, for just the chance to restore what was lost…

     

    “I’ll go.” She declared as the song faded.

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    Of Stags and Lions by

    Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    16 Jul 2026

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    single dad bilbo by

    Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types

    10 Apr 2026

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    lost and found by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

    16 Apr 2026

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    fili and kili get lost and end up near the shire. their mother told them if their ever lost then to find a parent with a child. they soon come across bilbo and frodo

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    14 May 2026