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Trent snorts, which is a sound that Ted has trouble believing he's able to make. "You didn't want to touch the knob?" He repeats.
"Nah, it's got all kindsa nasty germs on it, and I know that you bake 'em out anyway, but this one time in college I got food poisoning from a bad donut and spent about two days straight on the—wait."
Trent waits patiently for Ted to finish realizing, arms folded. Ted feels his face break open wide. "Trent Crimm, are you making a dick joke?"
"...I'm attempting to."
Ted thinks that if there were a little meter for how much he likes Trent, that might've just broken it.
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24 Sep 2026
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Unbidden, an image of the green hills and farms of the Shire alight with flame came to her mind. The hobbits would have no chance against such a disaster, and any who survived would likely never recover. She couldn’t imagine the strength and sheer stubbornness required to survive the devastation of a dragon’s attack and subsequent exile. And to want to go back! To face the beast that stole so much, destroyed so much, for just the chance to restore what was lost…
“I’ll go.” She declared as the song faded.
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- English
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- 88,643
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 3
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01 Sep 2026
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Of Stags and Lions by FatesBitch
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 100,366
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- 3
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- 566
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03 Jul 2026
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single dad bilbo by Insane_Lollypop
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 8,111
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- 2
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- 95
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16 May 2026
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lost and found by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
16 Apr 2026
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fili and kili get lost and end up near the shire. their mother told them if their ever lost then to find a parent with a child. they soon come across bilbo and frodo
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14 May 2026
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AU-In a world where Marian never breaks off her engagement to Larry and where she him and George might be in that office together the gunman doesn’t shoot George.
He shoots Larry.
This is the aftermath.
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20 Apr 2026
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Why You Should Not Summon a Wraith by Maki (Yumeori)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter would like it known that becoming Master of Death did not come with an instruction manual, reasonable hours, or nearly enough vacation days.
It did, however, come with a desk, a realm full of death-adjacent entities, and the responsibility of dealing with idiots who summon things they absolutely should not.
Unfortunately, someone in Storybrooke, Maine has just summoned a wraith.
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- Part 2 of The Master of Death Is a New Hire
- Part 1 of The Master of Death in Storybrooke
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16 Apr 2026
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The Pale Lady's Ledger by Simo22
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Feb 2026
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Harriet Potter, the immortal Mistress of Death, is reborn as Haelix Targaryen—a sickly, cursed princess everyone expects to die. Armed with centuries of magical knowledge and a sardonic wit, she decides to survive, thrive, and build her own empire from the shadows, leaving the squabbling dragonlords to their bloody games.
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- English
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- 70,235
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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- 88
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31 Mar 2026
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Of Bachelors and Vermin by kikis2
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Aug 2023
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Penelope finds that she can no longer publish under Portia Featherington's nose.
Violet Bridgerton can no longer tolerate her unmarried children rampaging through good society and Benedict pays for his brothers' mistakes.
Genevieve Delacroix believes she can kill many a bird with a single marriage.
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“It really would take far too long for your thoughts to catch up with mine.”
“You’re talking about me taking a wife again?” Benedict studied Genevieve’s all too-knowing smile. “You mean…” He looked down the hall. “You’re suggesting I marry Penelope?”
“Am I as mad as Lord Fife?” Genevieve asked warningly.
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- English
- Words:
- 47,456
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 262
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- 2,725
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- 65,382
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05 Mar 2026
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The palace was adorned in festive splendor, the day meant to be the crowning jewel of London’s 1814 season, a grand affair culminating in the marriage of the Queen’s chosen diamond, Miss Edwina Sharma, to the most eligible bachelor of the year, the Viscount, Lord Anthony Bridgerton.
Everything had been executed to perfection until that very moment.
The bride leaves the groom at the altar, and Her Majesty will not tolerate the humiliation.
The show must go on, even if it means with a different bride.This story is part of Wed by Royal Decree.
Be sure to explore the full collection!Series
- Part 2 of 2025 - Penthony Parlor's challenges
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- English
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- 29,227
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 7
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- 750
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01 Mar 2026
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Penelope just overheard Colin deemed her unworthy of courtship to all of the eligible gentlemen of the ton, believing that she has zero chances of attracting suitors Penelope decides to make plans for her future as a spinster. Viscount Anthony Bridgerton is left brokenhearted when Kate decides to leave with her sister to Prussia. An unexpected friendship blooms between Anthony and Penelope when she and Eloise try to rekindle their friendship.
Anthony is captivated by Pen’s new found confidence and look. Will love bloom between them as they spend the offseason in close proximity?
WARNING: This is a Penthony story. Do not read if you don’t like this ship!
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- English
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- 46,270
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 386
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- 1,657
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28 Feb 2026
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Hear Our Hearts Speak by Molly_Jae
Fandom Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Jun 2025
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They had danced, once, away from the gazes of Matchmaking Mamas, and it had left them with an odd sort of friendship that neither ever really spoke to anyone else about.
Everyone watched as Penelope and Anthony courted and were courted by good people, only to end up exactly where neither thought they would ever be: with each other.
This is that story.
- Words:
- 345,653
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- 5
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- 109
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25 Feb 2026
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Hear Our Hearts Speak by Molly_Jae
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Jun 2025
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They had danced, once, away from the gazes of Matchmaking Mamas, and it had left them with an odd sort of friendship that neither ever really spoke to anyone else about. They shared more dances throughout the seasons, more often than not away from wagging tongues and watchful eyes, always learning more about each other and even helping the other through romantic woes and troubled times.
Everyone watched as they courted and were courted by good people, only to end up exactly where neither thought they would ever be: with each other. Penelope thought him indifferent to romance after his failed courtship. Anthony thought her still in love with his brother. How long before it all unravels?
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- Part 1 of Hear Our Hearts Speak
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 319,387
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Comments:
- 2,326
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- 3,581
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- 850
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21 Feb 2026
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The Anatomy of a Scandal: A Bridgerton’s Guide to Ruin by AFlowerInTheSun
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
02 Jun 2025
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The Bridgertons have always had a talent for drawing attention, whether through triumph or whispered disgrace, they are a family forever teethering on the edge of scandal. Passion and consequence weave through their lives like an unbreakable thread, drawing the eyes of the ton with every misstep.
Penelope Featherington, however, has spent years accepting her place on the fringes, her sharp mind dismissed, her presence overlooked. The irony, of course, is that no one knows London’s scandals better than she does. After all, she is the one writing them.
That is, until Benedict Bridgerton takes notice. And suddenly, she is no longer a mere observer of ruin, but a player in the very game she has chronicled, ensnared in the very thing she has always observed from a distance.
A flirtation that tempts fate. A dance along the razor's edge. A secret that should never be spoken. A game of chance played in shadowed corners, where a single misstep could mean ruin.
Because when the writer of scandal entangles herself with a family born to create it, there is only one certainty: sooner or later, the next scandal will be theirs.
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- Part 1 of The Rules of Ruin: Scandal Seasons
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- English
- Words:
- 133,499
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
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05 Feb 2026
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Jurassic Potter by Slytherin7Piece
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, jurassic - Fandom, Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies) RPF
09 Sep 2022
- Words:
- 72,861
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- 2
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- 140
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04 Jan 2026
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The Fourth Horseman by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2024
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If anyone's due an identity crisis, it's Harry Potter...especially if he's not really a Potter...and possibly not able to die...yeah, it's been a rough few years...maybe life. Running from his problems and grief sounds like a great idea, becoming a hunter might be fun, too bad it just so happens to be the apocalypse. George is certain this is all just Harry's luck and along for the insane ride and the wonderful distraction. Dean and Sam Winchester are exceptionally confused about why two random Brits are following them around now, and why hasn't anyone seen a single omen for the Fourth Horseman of the apocalypse, Death?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,504
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 36
- Comments:
- 1,978
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- 9,851
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- 3,446
- Hits:
- 287,146
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27 Nov 2025
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glass chess by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Once Upon a Time (TV)
03 Aug 2017
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wherein, Harry Potter and Regina Mills are the children of Rumplestiltskin and Cora and some things can change everything.
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- English
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- 60,115
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 86
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- 710
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- 297
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- 13,937
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15 Nov 2025
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In an AU where Devon Banks was made Vice President of East Coast Television Programming (but not Microwave Ovens!), Jack Donaghy meets Devon’s subordinate-slash-date, Liz Lemon, at Gerhardt Hapsburg’s birthday party. They bond over a common goal: bringing Devon down.
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05 Nov 2025
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“Because I’m Catholic, and Republican, I don’t believe in drugs or cohabitation. I believe in liquor and serial matrimony,” Jack said logically.
“You believe in one-night stands! You’ve been with tons of women!” Liz sputtered.
“You’re not a woman. You’re Lemon.”
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- English
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- 4,764
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 62
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- 545
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03 Nov 2025
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It's the first Christmas post-Avery and Jack's been having a rough time lately.
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Colleen Donaghy has never been wrong, especially not about the girls Jack likes. He just needs a bit of a push in the right direction.
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Liz finally figures out the perfect gift for Jack and eventually gets a ring for her troubles.
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03 Nov 2025