Status_Report
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation by Status_Report
Fandoms: Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
08 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
For as long as he could remember, Baekjin saw himself as an abandoned dog alone in the wild. He had no friendships or family. All he had was the Union, and for that, he stayed alone at the top, pouring everything he had into making it stronger. Even if it took more and more from him, Baekjin couldn't stop, and as time passed, it was as if the hurt young boy from all those years ago was getting smothered by the person that he was becoming. But a chance encounter with another boy changed this. Faced with someone that forced him to evaluate his past, Baekjin wonders: is it too late for him to stop?
In short: If Baekjin and Sieun met earlier, could they have been friends? Could Baekjin have been stopped if he simply met Sieun earlier?
-
This Prayer, Only I Do Give by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
24 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
Leonard keeps them together, even as black spots fill their vision.
He’s content in suffocating them both.
He’s content in drowning in the same darkness, as long as it leads him to Klein.
-
Losing Face by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
There was no denying it. Danitz was the most pent up he's every been in his entire life on sea. Faced with the constant presence of Gehrman Sparrow, Danitz turns to unconventional methods to find his relief.
-
Kiss Off by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Anderson isn’t exactly a humble man in the first place, but causing this outcome only strokes his ego in bed even higher. He leans back to look once again, finding himself staring.
He has Gehrman Sparrow, sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide open, pussy glistening.
-
Tags
Summary
Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 1,756
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The cocky hotshot set on winning his big race is sidetracked when he gets held hostage in a hick town in bumfuck nowhere. And he also gets a tad distracted by one of the town's residents...
Basically a retelling of the first movie with some scenes added and/or changed, and also Lightning and Mater fuck. -
Red Magician by Anonymous
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
04 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Context:
Medici recruits Merlin into Red of War during 3rd Epoch and during the 4th Epoch starts falling in love and influencing all Hunter pathway Beyonders to also start liking Merlin. This becomes part of the imprint on his personality as an evil spirit fused with Einhorn and Sauron as well as something Alista Tudor halfway inherited, continuing the legacy of Hunter Pathway Beyonders liking this one Miracle Invoker. During the end of the 5th Epoch, Medici regains his power and ascends to Calamity of Destruction. This takes place after the apocalypse, with the Red of War (preserved by Merlin) already aware of Medici and recognizing him but the official ceremony having never taken place to move the authority over.
Independent Merlin, OOC, just an excuse to have them fuck.
Medici fucks Merlin in front of his Red of War.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,017
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 9
- Kudos:
- 150
- Bookmarks:
- 39
- Hits:
- 2,942
Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
21 Sep 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Being jealous of a beverage is stupid. Even for Mater. It won’t ever get to know Lightning like he does. At the butte, at the motel, at the cow pen. Dust film-dirty over his sweaty wife beater, heartbeat racing from outrunning a bull, cheeks red with exertion and a shared secret. We’re not telling Doc, right? Of course not, buddy.
But it will know him like this: Barefaced and loose-limbed with a different kind of grin, one wild from the rush of victory, and that unearned sense of losing territory is enough for Mater to shade his knuckles white with the grip on his shot.
Mater pines for someone he can't have, then realizes that maybe the world isn't laughing at him for once.
Bookmarked by Status_Report
20 Sep 2026
-
drowning therapy by cruel_moon
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
15 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
A hand grabs the back of his jacket.
Soleum chokes on the force of his momentum coming to an abrupt halt. He's pulled backwards, the world violently lurching off its axes, then slammed into the nearest wall mid-air. The brutal impact tears the last scrap of non-existent air from his lungs and leaves Soleum with a soundless scream. Dark spots flicker across his vision. He barely registers his arm getting twisted behind his back, followed by a forearm bearing down on his neck and pressing forward. Soleum’s shoes uselessly scrape against the floor.
“A-agent Choi,” Soleum garbles, and cries out when the full weight of Choi’s body pins the rest of him flat against the wall.
“That,” Choi says, hot breath searing down his neck like an iron brand, “is Director Choi to you.”
or: Soleum is dropped into an alternative version of the DER.
Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
11 Sep 2026
-
burning red, talking sin by cruel_moon
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
07 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Right above Soleum's womb, a hand presses down.
[Is this your most precious place, dear?]
Flesh gives, organs shift, bones creak. He can’t breathe, not with a cock breaking him in and the fingers in his mouth digging even deeper, straining the angle of his jaw to the fullest. He can't he can't he can't—
[Is this as precious as this so-called home you desperately long for? You’ve been guarding it so fiercely.]
Braun deduces the answer from the countless tears streaming down Soleum's face, and he hums with a satisfaction so deep and profound all movement stills for a single, ominous second.
[Then, would you allow this good friend into this precious, second home of yours?]
or: Braun offers his help.
Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
11 Sep 2026