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Faced with an upcoming debutante, the menace, unruly, rebellious, and unstoppable omega in the name of Jude Bellingham ran away.
He wished to go far through sea, to seek new horizons, to find chance and stability. However fate says otherwise, putting him as a stowaway at a Viking’s ship.
Why does it seem as if the world is out to get him?
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16 Sep 2026
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Jude isn't an alpha. But he can pretend.
Unfortunately, Erling notices.
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12 Sep 2026
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The man is still attractive, very much so. In fact, getting at better look shows a strong jaw and a full set of lips. He seems pretty built as well, perhaps he plays a sport. Yet the absolute monstrosity he is wearing does him no justice at all. It's a set, a short sleeved shirt and shorts. It's disgustingly bright, blinding blue and—holy shit, are those flamingos? And palm leaves? It's bold and colourful and the worst thing he has ever seen in his whole entire career.
Jude is only so strong.
Or, Jude Bellingham is a world renowned model, Erling Haaland is a Norwegian footballer, and they're both a mess.
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02 Sep 2026
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The pictures make The Sun in October, about a week before the Ballon d'Or gala. Jude's dragging himself out of an ice bath at the Bernabéu when the family group chat starts going off like a firecracker. At first he thinks maybe Mum's sending more of those muscle recovery YouTube videos that have dominated her algorithm lately, so he wraps a towel around his waist, teeth chattering, and trudges back to his locker before he thumbs the thread open.
Mum: Jude, call me when you have a minute https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7025910
Jobe: ???
Jobe: oh shit
Jobe: tbh edges looking good tho bro
Mum: Jobe please
Jobe: what, im just sayin
Jobe: stop gatekeeping ur barberWhen Jude clicks into the link, the bottom of his stomach drops out completely.
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02 Sep 2026
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The price of a kingdom in ruins mostly falls on Jude to pay. It is a burden and a duty he was always ready to carry. The price of being forced to marry into a loveless relationship for the sake of wealth and alliances also mostly falls on Jude to pay. It is a burden he disagrees with but has surrendered himself to. The price of Northmen invading his shores, however? Whether he is able to pay or not, it is a particular burden Jude could never have fully prepared for.
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31 Aug 2026
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A video is leaked of Jude Bellingham being comforted by Erling Haaland after England's loss to Argentina. Maybe it's not the worst thing in the world.
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- Part 1 of Light and Dark Verse
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22 Aug 2026
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All of my sports RPF.
All are to be read as stand-alone fics unless said otherwise in the author's note
1. ruin the friendship and no mighty clarion can be read as two parts of the same story.
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18 Aug 2026
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The Three Times Jason Todd Met Uchiha Sasuke by TakaGang
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Oct 2026
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Jason Todd is vehemently uninterested in anything to do with alternate worlds. There is one world, one person, that he keeps finding his way back to.
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14 Aug 2026
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In charge of distracting Bilbo from their party plans, Nori tells the hobbit about a problem they've been having in the treasury. Of course, Bilbo being Bilbo, he managed to stumble upon a conspiracy against the Crown.
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16 Jun 2026
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Ring Shenanigans by b0rtney (b00mgh)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Sep 2025
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Bilbo drops the Ring. He's glad to be rid of it. It had gotten so heavy lately, so unevenly were his pockets weighted that sometimes he would even stumble a bit, and Frodo would ask after his health, and Bilbo would shoo him outside and inspect the golden gleam of the Ring in solitude. He's so glad it's gone, really.
No matter, he turns out the door of Bag End to begin the trek to Rivendell, eyes shut against the harsh light of the full moon.
When he opens his eyes into the moonlight, Bag End is nowhere to be found. He turns and turns and turns and only finds forest ahead of him and the exit of a stony tunnel behind. He's out of breath, though he hadn't been running before. His pockets are unevenly weighted once again.The One Ring realizes that once it gets into Frodo and the Fellowship's hands, the power of friendship will certainly win out. So instead, it timeloops Bilbo Baggins. He cannot drop The Ring, give it away, or die without resetting the loop.
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14 Jun 2026
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You have been given to the local dragon-lord as tribute, and it isn't anything like you thought it would be. The dragon is peculiar at best and infuriating at worst. If only there were a handbook on dragons.....
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24 May 2026
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burn out in the freezing cold (and just get lost) by burnthatbridgewhenwegetthere
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
27 Jun 2026
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wild gets disarmed mid-battle. there are consequences.
or, a study of pain and being taught not to show it
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23 May 2026
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Does Iwaizumi have a thing for setters or do setters have a thing for Iwaizumi?At one point in his life, Hajime was 65% sure Oikawa was in love with him.
alternatively: the 5 setters who scatter plot the unobtrusive graph of Iwaizumi’s love life + the 1 outlier who assists him in determining the trend line.
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21 May 2026
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“What are you trying to say Hajime?” Oikawa urges, holding his breath.
God, is this it? Is it happening now? Are they doing this right now? On the cardboard bed in Block 905 of the Olympic Village? Will he finally be fiancé of Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer of the Japanese national volleyball team on the eleventh day of the Tokyo Olympics?
“I’m saying—I love you so much Tooru, I—”
The doorbell interrupts him mid-sentence and Oikawa whips his head in the direction of the offending sound.
Someone should tell Oikawa that this is only the first of a series of unfortunate events.
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20 May 2026
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After a negotiation that went far too sweet, raised suspicions do little to prepare you and Sylus for the antimatter weapons EVER greet you with outside. And when Sylus is struck by the one weapon that has the potential to tear him down, you have to be the one to piece him back together.
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Written for a fic request from tumblr and the Bad Things Happen Bingo square: "Wound That Would Not Heal"
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17 May 2026
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This was a “monster”? He was sentient, communicating with all of them instead of going right for the kill. Zayne had killed many a wanderer, or what he knew to be monsters, but this didn't seem like one. He looked like he was somewhere in the middle of an incomplete transformation, half man and half.. something else.
“Are you a wanderer?” He asked bluntly.
The man chuckled and shook his head. “No. I'm a dragon,” he explained, as if this were simple and dragons were more than just mythical creatures.
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A Beauty of the Beast retelling with Zayne as the beauty and dragon!Sylus as the "beast".
Note: Chapter 1 Part 1 has been edited to flow better- no info has changed. There may be more edits like this in the future until the work is complete. Thank you for your understanding.
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14 May 2026
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Know Your Worth by PleaseDontHoldBack
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics)
11 Feb 2026
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Someone’s put up a contract for Jason. Seven million dollars for his head. He’s honestly a little flattered. But whoever put up the contract must not know him very well. Most assassins and mercenaries who are skilled enough to kill him are friends of his.
He just wishes Batman would trust him when he says he’s got a handle on it.
For Slade x Jay Week Day 2 - This fic claims the prompt Relationship Reveal
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- Part 1 of Jason Todd: Villain Whisperer
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14 Mar 2026
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The Company of Thorin Oakenshield had many grievances during their first few weeks on the road, but the most baffling one was the way the Halfling spoke to the Wizard.
To the Dwarves, Gandalf was a figure of ancient power, a Mithrandir of storm and shadow, a being who could summon fire from his staff and command the respect of Elven Lords. You didn't just talk to a Wizard; you waited for him to speak, and then you nodded as if you understood his riddles.
But Bilbo Baggins didn't seem to have received that particular manual.
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11 Mar 2026
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After watching Noel Noa win the Grand Prix Final Isagi Yoichi knows he wants to skate, not only that. He wants to be a champion.
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A competitive figure skating AU following Isagi's journey as he grows, wins gold, breaks records and navigates way too many obsessed rivals.
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09 Mar 2026
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Brother’s Spirit, Doom'd for a Certain Term to Walk the Night by toed
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
10 Dec 2025
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“When did you find out that you couldn’t die?” Dick asks with finality, “when did three times become a pattern that meant you should give up?”
“That’s none of your business,” Jason says.
“Alright then,” Dick concedes, “I’ll guess."
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An exploration into Dick and Jason's relationship using the "Jason Todd can't die" idea.
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15 Jan 2026