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Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round by scullyphile for malachitegrey
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
22 Sep 2026
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When Aziraphale receives a parcel with Crowley’s name on it, it’s a great excuse to finally meet the attractive resident of flat 66F. Things only get stranger from there as the two of them discover something that gives them the ability to alter their bodies at will. Certainly some investigation is in order?
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Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
24 Sep 2026
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Office Hours by mageofthepeople for Wingsofopal
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Mar 2024
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Alternate Universe
History Professor A. Z. Fell has a long running rivalry with Art Professor A. J. Crowley, crashing and disrupting each other's classes. Their students know that something is going on between them but something has been going on between them much longer than they've been at Tadfield University. Smut written for wingsofopal's birthday.
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- Part 1 of Inappropriate Professors AU
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23 Sep 2026
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Massive Aggression by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2024
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Anathema looked over her book at Crowley.
“Why do you look so pleased with yourself?” she asked suspiciously. She’d been suspicious since Crowley had arrived, unannounced, several weeks ago.
Crowley rolled on the couch and propped himself up on his elbows to peer over his sunglasses at her. “I sent Aziraphale a stripper.” He said gleefully.
Anathema raised an eyebrow, “You two have a very strange idea of flirting.” She said eventually.Aziraphale made his choice and left for Heaven.
Crowley's dealing with it very maturely.Well. he's dealing with it.
Aziraphale wouldn't exactly call it 'maturely'.OR
Crowley is a passive aggressive sulker who never reeeaaally got proper offboarded from Heaven's IT system. He's got the internet and some great ideas for winding a certain angel up.
Written for the GOAD Smut war
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23 Sep 2026
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Lust on the Balcony by CuriousPupsicle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
19 Sep 2026
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Azira hears her unseen neighbour "disciplining" her plants. It awakens something unexpected in her. But she's also drawn to the stunning ginger woman with long legs, whom she has yet to talk to. Azira would probably be wise to give up on the unknown woman with anger issues. But what's the fun in that?
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22 Sep 2026
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Crush, Crush, Crush by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Sep 2026
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What might happen when two unearthly, male-presenting beings are in a loving relationship, and both have a preference for bottoming?
Well, they might decide that a silly wager is the best way to determine who gets to bottom next.
Cue a wrestling match, new kink discoveries, and hot sex on the floor.
Honestly?
It’s a win-win.
Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
21 Sep 2026
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There were whole worlds of pleasure Aziraphale knew nothing about. The idea of introducing Aziraphale to so much new temptation and delight had Crowley hard and aching already. And the idea of making Aziraphale lose control, of unraveling him at the seams until he spilled out into Crowley’s hands, made his mouth water. He swallowed. "Please. Let me show you."
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- Part 8 of Leaves of Grass
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17 Sep 2026
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
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15 Sep 2026
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Crossing The Line by equestrianstatue, Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Apr 2020
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His hands clenched in the angel’s lapels, and that was some kind of miracle in itself, because he could feel The Line trying to prevent it, the holiness of the angel working to repel his advance even as Aziraphale regarded him with mild surprise and walked gently backward into the wall. Now there was this -- this thing crackling between them, trying to push him away like his magnetic opposite, and Crowley was not just hissing but spitting as his mouth watered, his neck flushed, his skin tingled all over.
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15 Sep 2026
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Love on the Balcony by CuriousPupsicle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
14 Sep 2026
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Crowley hasn't met his new neighbour yet. But listening to him shagging on the balcony is becoming a problem. Good thing he has a plan to deal with it.
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14 Sep 2026
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The Driving Instructor by CuriousPupsicle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
24 Aug 2026
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Crowley has accumulated endorsements against his license for careless driving. Driving Instructor Aziraphale Fell has a unique teaching method to convince him that driving slow and steady might offer more thrills.
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Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
09 Sep 2026
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“Oh, darling, no. This isn’t about me.” Aziraphale’s hand found his face, urging Crowley to look at him. “You are so good to me, Crowley— stop squirming, you silly serpent, it’s nothing you haven’t heard a hundred times by now. You tend to my every need so thoroughly, give me what I want long before I’m aware that I even want it. I only wonder, if the tables were turned, would you allow me to do the same?”
“Ohhhh, I’m too naked to be having this conversation,” Crowley groaned.
“Well, I’m afraid I have more to say, so you’ll just have to cope,” Aziraphale said, bussing him on the forehead. “I know how much you delight in taking care of me, truly, I do. But have you ever let someone delight in you?”
[Aziraphale makes a request. Crowley submits to the mortifying ordeal of being loved.]
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09 Sep 2026
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The Best Part by happynachohologram for cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jun 2024
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Oh God, yes, this is the best part.
Crowley stumbles backwards through the cottage, bumping into furniture and door frames, but unwilling to divert any attention away from Aziraphale, who is currently kissing him as if it's going out of fashion. They eventually make it to the bedroom and tumble into bed, giggling like teenagers as they attempt to undress without letting go of each other.
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A throwaway comment from Aziraphale sets Crowley wondering about the best parts of retirement.
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Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
08 Sep 2026
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Crowley recovered from Covid well enough. Sure his eyes are still sensitive, the joint pain is lingering. But he can live with that. It's the fact he still can't smell or taste anything a year after getting better that's ruined his life. And none of his so-called friends stuck around for the pity party.
Smell training doesn't work. He's been at it for months. So there's absolutely no reason to continue smell visualisation with this Aziraphale guy, is there? In retrospect, the Pavlovian erection situation probably isn't helping.
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A Human AU where Aziraphale helps Crowley regain his sense of smell after Covid-related anosmia.
No angst or trauma, though Crowley is coping with long term effects of Covid (mild disability).- Language:
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07 Sep 2026
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stardust and inkdrops by meetmeatthecoda
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2026
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A home for my collection of ficlets from my Good Omens Emoji Prompts over on tumblr. Each chapter is a different prompt. Around 1000 words each. Ratings & content will vary. Any relevant content warnings will appear at the beginning of each chapter.
✨View the prompt lists linked inside & send me an emoji to have a chapter written for you!✨
Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
06 Sep 2026
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Something's Simmering by AngieWords, LexArturo
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Sep 2026
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Welcome to Godwin’s, a restaurant going through some… problems. The general and assistant managers, Gabriel and Bea, unexpectedly eloped and disappeared six months ago, and the ever elusive owner Frances Godwin just hasn’t gotten around to organising their replacements. Or even picking up the phone. It’s been left instead to Front of House Manager Aziraphale and Head Chef Crowley to keep the once illustrious restaurant going against all odds. It doesn’t help that they constantly rub each other up the wrong way, with disagreements quickly escalating into loud, dramatic arguments. Relations between front and back of house staff have never been worse.
The fact they’ve been secretly having sex in a “no strings attached” arrangement for several months probably isn’t making the situation any less volatile. And it is just an arrangement, no feelings here, of course…
But with the threat of imminent closure, they’re forced to put their differences aside and properly communicate. To their surprise, Aziraphale and Crowley slowly realise they can work well together, both in business and in their personal lives, if they can just allow themselves to let go of their insecurities and the past.
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06 Sep 2026
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After the Second Coming fails to bring about the end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are abruptly dumped back on Earth with no miracles, no instructions, and far too much unresolved tension. Also, apparently, a lifespan.
What follows is twenty-four hours of disastrous flirting, horny panic, bad decision-making, and the increasingly undeniable realization that they’re finally allowed to have each other. If they could just figure out how to talk like actual adults — and perhaps come up with a plan before everything becomes catastrophically emotional — this would probably be easy.
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Something New by darkishlight
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale has a suggestion. Crowley is more than happy to give it a try.
Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
05 Sep 2026
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A Lot of Love and a Little Bit Dumb by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jun 2020
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Crowley came right out with it. “I want to love you so badly,” he confessed, his voice weak. “I really wish I could,” he said earnestly, his chest aching.
Aziraphale’s face fell into utter anguish and he gasped, a hand flying to his chest. “Oh, Crowley,” he said sorrowfully. “My dear, after 6,000 years, how can you be this stupid?”
Crowley stared at him, dumbfounded. That...was unexpected.
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Crowley feels horribly guilty because he believes that he, as a demon, is incapable of loving Aziraphale back. At least one of them has an ounce of common sense...- Language:
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04 Sep 2026
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(A Little) Death by Paper Cuts by GroovyNightStrawberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Aug 2026
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Crowley comes to the rescue when Aziraphale gets a paper cut.
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- 666
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Bookmarked by TheWesternTreeToad
04 Sep 2026
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It’s much harder to keep a poker face when at least one of you is cheating and one of you keeps taking their clothes off. Especially when both are the same demon.
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04 Sep 2026