TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (49)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (29)
- Empires SMP (16)
- Dominion SMP (12)
- Video Blogging RPF (10)
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the most regular guys potentially ever
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Phil, Niki, and Techno run Syndicate; a "tech startup" focused on "helping" larger firms out with "networking". Some guy named Connor shows up in their "office".
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"Anyway-" A conspiracy theorist doesn't smile, and that's who he is right now. "-that woman looks like the one who was in heaven with me. And so I ask again, have you seen her?"
Pix really has to think about this one, studying some spot on the opposite wall just past Oli's head. "...I've heard something that sounds like a person, for sure. But the brain likes pretending."
"That it does."
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vampires at twilight outrunning the midnight sun (no relation) by TimeToCommitCrimes for Block_of_grass
Fandoms: SMPEarth
15 Aug 2026
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The first thing to know is that Techno and Phil are usually smart.
The second is that something that works half the year is more consistent than most of their taking-over-the-world equipment.
The third is that the sun is about to rise.
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False would immediately recognize the person she sees in the mirror- not herself, no, of course not. When is anything about her? No, she saw the other one, the one with smile lines to go with her scars from a full life of fighting. The one with a full life to begin with.
False's clone- no, sister, remember?- is reflected in the ice.
She stares at it, tilts her head a tiny bit. Glances over her shoulder like that's where her sister actually is. Glances up at the jailbreak beacon shining brilliantly into the night sky.
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drabbles :] by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Dominion SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hotline Miami (Video Games), Inscryption (Video Game), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, MILGRAM (Music Videos), Minecraft (Video Game), not rpf just misc mcyt, RTGame - Fandom, rtgame cinematic universe, Slay the Spire (Video Game), Splatoon, Team Fortress 2, Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2026
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mcytblr aufest battleship (2025) by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, MCSR - Fandom, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
27 Jun 2025
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- 2,140
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mcyt battleship 2026! by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game), Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP, RTGame - Fandom, Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
06 Apr 2026
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finding absolute way
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fic fight 2025! frorg by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandom <- i guess - Fandom, Dream SMP, Generation Loss (Web Series), Hermitcraft SMP, IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series), ivorycello's worldhopper series, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
08 Sep 2025
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“No,” said Ivory. “No, I understand. I get it.”
It flew from her mouth before she could think any better of it, because it was the truth. She did get it. Master Vi’s circling, last-child loneliness, the singleminded attention he dedicated to this pursuit of his. It did not matter in that moment that he wore the Hemlocke ring or that he was a first-year student at the most prominent university in their country; it only mattered that he wanted her help.
Master Vi perked up. “Then you’ll come with me?” he asked, sparkling with eagerness.
“Where are we going?”
“Where else? To the protest this weekend, of course.”
It is the golden peak of summer; the sky is rich with promise. One unremarkable evening, the youngest son of the chaebol Hemlocke family invites his oldest brother's typist to the pro-democracy protest on the weekend.
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The Ever Given ends up in HermitCraft, just in time to help out with bothering BDubs.
or: ive been in this server for less than a week (as of writing) and im already caving to peer pressure
Length: 2:23
Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
28 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I have to know the prompt for this one
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I don't mind waiting (to spend time with you) [webweave] by ALiteral_Ghost for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
26 Mar 2026
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a series of web weaves based on "faux pearl necklace" by TimeToCommitCrimes! there's one per chapter.
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The Foundation struggles to understand a mysterious, pataphysical chatroom in the heart of their record index.
Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
22 Mar 2024
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this shit is so cool. unfortunately i am a mobile user so i will use this proper in a bit
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Tropémon by gifbot
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Red & Green & Blue & Yellow | Pokemon Red Green Blue Yellow Versions, Personified Fandoms (Anthropomorphic)
01 Apr 2023
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It's an AO3 work. It's a playable Pokemon parody. It's a playable Pokemon parody AO3 work (with multiplayer)!
Bookmarked by TimeToCommitCrimes
22 Mar 2024
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not a rec yet bc i haven't gotten it working, im assuming i need to use it on a different device