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the most regular guys potentially ever
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Phil, Niki, and Techno run Syndicate; a "tech startup" focused on "helping" larger firms out with "networking". Some guy named Connor shows up in their "office".
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"Anyway-" A conspiracy theorist doesn't smile, and that's who he is right now. "-that woman looks like the one who was in heaven with me. And so I ask again, have you seen her?"
Pix really has to think about this one, studying some spot on the opposite wall just past Oli's head. "...I've heard something that sounds like a person, for sure. But the brain likes pretending."
"That it does."
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vampires at twilight outrunning the midnight sun (no relation) by TimeToCommitCrimes for Block_of_grass
Fandoms: SMPEarth
15 Aug 2026
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The first thing to know is that Techno and Phil are usually smart.
The second is that something that works half the year is more consistent than most of their taking-over-the-world equipment.
The third is that the sun is about to rise.
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False would immediately recognize the person she sees in the mirror- not herself, no, of course not. When is anything about her? No, she saw the other one, the one with smile lines to go with her scars from a full life of fighting. The one with a full life to begin with.
False's clone- no, sister, remember?- is reflected in the ice.
She stares at it, tilts her head a tiny bit. Glances over her shoulder like that's where her sister actually is. Glances up at the jailbreak beacon shining brilliantly into the night sky.
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it's not our world anymore by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: MCSR - Fandom, Minecraft Dungeons (Video Game)
21 Jul 2026
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Hax may be stupid, right, but he's not stupid. He doesn't actually believe in those stories parents and creators tell their babies to scare them away from things they shouldn't be touching. It's just... there are some weird parallels to one of them.
"Why are you just looking at me like that?" Rowl asks, narrowing his eyes. They've been gradually getting warmer in color lately. Hax's only been noticing changes on days Rowl practices. "Normally you don't shut up. What's gotten into you?"
"I, uh..." Hax doesn't think about the stories his creator told him about where endermen come from, about what she said happens when a player spends too much time in the End. "What made you talk to me about this now? I've been getting my practice in during playoffs, dude!" Doesn't think about the way Rowl's looking straight past him.
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With one hand on the steering wheel, one hand in the wires, one foot on the gas, and one foot on his knee; Jevin coasts through one of those parts of Los Santos that's just dead grass and tacky rich people houses. He lost the cops a mile back, but he glances at the rear view mirror to stress Wels out.
"So, um," a man named Scar Goodtimes pipes up from the backseat, "Where are we going?" They'd pulled him and only him out of a car wreck- there was another man in the car, but Scar told them to leave him there.
(or: gta for gta!)
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- Part 27 of drabbles :]
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You know you have:
- Dozens of pairs of closed Eyes, organized by color. Many yellow ones form your hair, many red ones form your ear-wings, and the remainder try to blend into a skin tone. Most other colors are used only for structural support.
- Only one pair of open Eyes, as you're going undercover. This pair is Yours, too vibrant a purple to be wasted anywhere else.
- A normally inconspicuous outfit; sweatpants, slip-on shoes, and a large red sweater. It'd be a whole lot easier to fit into the sweater if you didn't have to keep the sleeves rolled up, but it turns out fine. The seams between the Eyes look enough like scars.
This is the only information You have clearance for. That's alright, though, as You get to Watch today.
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Rapturous Views - An Empires SMP Gala Minizine by JekyllOsinner, Neoriqua, relgnira, TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Empires SMP
27 May 2026
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A minizine featuring Empires SMP members in full-out finery!
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- English
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
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does it know we love it? by TimeToCommitCrimes for Wayward_Panda
Fandoms: RTGame - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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RT scouts out a new part of the beautiful world.
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- Part 26 of drabbles :]
- Part 16 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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wide-eyed walker, don't betray me by TimeToCommitCrimes for 16138299
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
04 Apr 2026
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"Derek, do they really make you do everything?"
D3r's sigh catches in his dry throat. It's better than having another goddamn smoothie. "You can't get me out. You know this."
"I have to!" Avery shouts, loud enough to bleed through the resource-efficient walls. D3r switches on the TVs in the adjacent rooms. "Do you really think it's better to be a battery just for the chance to-"
"Avery."
Avery's no less passionate, but he pauses. "Yeah?"
"I'm not the only one who can access the cameras." The automatic doors in the passenger areas don't require any input, but their logs still run through D3r's head. He manages to finish his thought. "I'm just the only one who can control them."(D3r is controlling the King's ship. Avery is going to get him out.)
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- Part 15 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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The Magician (Reversed) by TimeToCommitCrimes for elliotthedumb
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Apr 2026
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last life scar, what's missing, and what's left
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- Part 14 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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Target Acquired by TimeToCommitCrimes for 16138299
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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"Even if it rings, don't pick up," the Elite Octoling just about says. His voice is a gurgle and his hands are freezing. "Don't pick up." There's no heartbeat in his clawed fingers. "Don't pick up."
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- Part 13 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee by TimeToCommitCrimes for Axolotl_Supremacy
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
30 Mar 2026
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Phoenix sees his childhood friend for the first time in forever, and he's working at a deeply strange coffee shop. The fact Mia seems to recognize their branding can't mean anything good.
(coffee shop as mafia front au!)
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joe eats pudding while scar and cub eat her
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- Part 12 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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"If you want it to get infected, I can always just..." xB's got Hypno's forearm pinned to the cleanest tarp they have, wound just tilted away from the nearest piece of schmutz. "...leave. You want that?" He says this with a smile hidden somewhere in his beard, an eyebrow raise hidden somewhere in his hair.
Hypno scoffs. "Feel free!" He's always bluffing, there's no need to point it out. "What do I need a teammate for, anyway?" That's not to say he's bad at it- no, only xB could see the smile dancing on his lips.
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- Part 11 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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they're stargazing :]
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- Part 7 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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Mumbo and False channel surf. The world's been ending, bit by bit.
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- Part 10 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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chasing a floater by TimeToCommitCrimes for corundumcat
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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"It's just- Okay, what color's his hair?"
She pauses. "It's-" They gesture around their head as if to mime Etho's hairstyle, seemingly undecided on the length. She turns around to take another look at him. BDubs watches her eyes glance off the figure in the corner. "...Was his hair really brown this whole time?"
"What color do you remember it being?" BDubs can separate Etho from the backdrop just fine, but it took training. "'Cause I don't think it's brown, neither."
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- Part 8 of mcyt battleship 2026!
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[Podfic] It's Cold Outside (But We're Warm Together) by TimeToCommitCrimes for harris_parris
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Mar 2026
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There's a snowstorm, so Techno and Phil spend the day inside together.
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- Part 9 of mcyt battleship 2026!