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The station commander’s pasty forehead is beading sweat, with dark patches under his arms staining his grey uniform, and his eyes are bulging like he’s been in partial vacuum. Edwin’s first impression, as he blinks away the airlock alert flare, is that he looks like something out of the black and white horror movies his mom used to call up from the university archives to watch with him as a kid. The fact that the first thing Cupp says is, “I hear you have a conservatory with non-artificial avian pollinators,” doesn’t help with the bulging thing.
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Processing Time by Toft for songofsunset
Fandoms: Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad
18 Dec 2024
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[bjornruffian] ohhhh like a friend for him???? YES omg I LOVE THIS. Wait it’s going to end badly for this robot right? OH NO IM ALREADY HEARTBROKEN HOW CAN I BE SO INVESTED ALREADY
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It's difficult being so wholesome that the woman of your dreams doesn't realize you're trying to seduce her.
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This fic, like Alex Horne, is very short.
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Two immortals meet at a party in the past, a long time from now. (Written in 2009)
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Companion!Harold verse by Toft
Fandom Person of Interest (TV), Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey
13 Feb 2016
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Five Times Rocky and Grace Fucked Up, and One Time They Fucked by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky explore each other's bodies on the trip to Erid. It goes poorly, generally speaking.
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09 Aug 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
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pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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07 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander learns there are both pros and cons to accidentally adopting a kitten with your situationship.
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it'll cost you, not enough to bring you down by notlichenthis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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"You are Hunter's boyfriend," the guy says, looming. He's holding a glass of vodka that probably costs more than what Kip earns in a day.
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10 Apr 2026