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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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28 Aug 2026
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star-crossed by periodically_puzzled for sakushazam, oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2022
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"I find it hard to believe I’m ever gonna think this is a good idea.”
“Well, fuck, so do I, but you don’t see me asking you if you’re injecting me with spider sauce or dusting the dash with sex pollen. I’ve got a little more faith than that.”
Peter shot Deadpool a sideways glance. “Pardon me for making assumptions on this front, but I’d gotten the vague idea you were interested.”
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Deadpool's done nothing but harass Spider-Man. On socials, behind his back, anything other than to his face - and that's solely because Peter hasn't given him the chance. So when Peter gets roped into joining him on a road trip, he expects to spend the whole thing ignoring an endless stream of crass come-ons.
Destiny has... other plans.
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13 Aug 2026
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i'm a mess by bisexualbarry
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2020
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Peter's own mind seems to be against them at the worst of times. Being non-binary and Spider-Man aren't two things that seem to go well together, and it's getting harder for them to keep it from Wade.
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- Part 2 of spideypool bingo 2020
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05 Aug 2026
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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- 25/25
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01 Aug 2026
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The things we bring home from war by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have an uneasy truce that allows them to coexist in the same city despite their differences. Then Peter accidentally brings Deadpool home, one shiny piece at a time.
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31 Jul 2026