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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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28 Aug 2026
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star-crossed by periodically_puzzled for sakushazam, oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2022
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"I find it hard to believe I’m ever gonna think this is a good idea.”
“Well, fuck, so do I, but you don’t see me asking you if you’re injecting me with spider sauce or dusting the dash with sex pollen. I’ve got a little more faith than that.”
Peter shot Deadpool a sideways glance. “Pardon me for making assumptions on this front, but I’d gotten the vague idea you were interested.”
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Deadpool's done nothing but harass Spider-Man. On socials, behind his back, anything other than to his face - and that's solely because Peter hasn't given him the chance. So when Peter gets roped into joining him on a road trip, he expects to spend the whole thing ignoring an endless stream of crass come-ons.
Destiny has... other plans.
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- English
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- 10,000
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- 3/3
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- 1
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- 192
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13 Aug 2026
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i'm a mess by bisexualbarry
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2020
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Peter's own mind seems to be against them at the worst of times. Being non-binary and Spider-Man aren't two things that seem to go well together, and it's getting harder for them to keep it from Wade.
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- Part 2 of spideypool bingo 2020
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05 Aug 2026
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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- English
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- 154,019
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 4
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- 1,942
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01 Aug 2026
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The things we bring home from war by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have an uneasy truce that allows them to coexist in the same city despite their differences. Then Peter accidentally brings Deadpool home, one shiny piece at a time.
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- English
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- 21,776
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- 17/17
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- 12,490
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31 Jul 2026
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Two Idiots and a Baby by riseofthefallenone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Aug 2022
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Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.
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- English
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- 50,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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28 Jul 2026
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
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- English
- Words:
- 138,368
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 713
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- 6,976
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- 2,287
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18 Jul 2026
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It's been a long time since Peter took off his mask in front of someone he loved, cracked a nervous smile and said, “This is me”. He swore to himself he'd never do it again, and he's been making a good run of it by spending more time as Spiderman than Peter Parker for the past few years. But for some reason, being Spiderman also means spending a lot of time around Deadpool. And, like clockwork, that same old turmoil comes creeping back again.
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- English
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- 37,557
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 174
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- 49,147
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14 Jul 2026
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This love is red by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Aug 2025
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“Insanity would be a hot look on you,” Deadpool claims boldly.
“You would think that. Like attracts like,” Spidey says, elbowing him.OR: The one in which they’re both lowkey crazy.
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04 Jul 2026
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Tentative and New by Nnonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Jan 2026
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For reasons Wade doesn't quite understand, Spider-Man has taken a liking to him, which is wonderful because he's been smitten with Spidey since he first saw him... except Wade is Wade and Spidey must be a little bit delusional to want to be around him.
That's alright though, Wade hasn't been sane for a long time either and he's not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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- English
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- 24,586
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 2
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- 196
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- 20,884
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15 Jun 2026
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You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2023
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
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- English
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- 11,843
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 253
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- 8,425
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- 1,389
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- 56,692
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08 Jun 2026
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That Story About Death by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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"I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."
Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."
"He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."
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A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression
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- English
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- 49,553
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 499
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- 1,152
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10 May 2026
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Beau Idéal by Eccentric_Grace
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020)
30 Jan 2025
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Deadpool walked up and read over the same jars. Then he picked up a clipboard that had been hung up on the side of the shelf. "'Electricity experiment conduction on tegenaria domestica proved successful, frying the body from the inside—' What the fuck?"
"Your employer. He's experimenting on spiders," Spider-Man said, his voice coming out weak.
Deadpool turned his head to look at him silently.
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- English
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- 97,008
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 285
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- 1,389
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- 292
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07 May 2026
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nerve induction by silvermarie
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?
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05 May 2026
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Pity Party by scarii
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
17 May 2019
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“You can’t die,” Peter says, like the idiot that he is. “I mean, you die all the time and come back from it. That’s even more fucked up.”
“Keep your eyes peeled for my autobiography, Spidey. New York Times bestselling author Wade Wilson presents: Even More Fucked Up, the story of a Merc with a Mouth and a Dream and a Whole Lot of Guns.”
“I’d definitely read the Wikipedia summary, at least.”
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Eight meetings between Spider-Man and Deadpool, in alleyways and on rooftops and in warehouses.
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19 Apr 2026
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Combat Challenge by fogged_zephyr
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
23 May 2025
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"“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.
Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."
Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!
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- Part 2 of Spideypool Works
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17 Apr 2026
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flat lined by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
18 Feb 2019
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wade takes ellie to the zoo. they find a spider.
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- English
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- 3,644
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- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 52
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- 1,958
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- 280
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- 11,464
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29 Mar 2026
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The Aftermath by Plutos_Warrior
Fandoms: Spiderman comics, Deadpool comics, Spiderman-Freeform, Deadpool-Freeform
04 Nov 2025
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5 times Deadpool think's Spiderman is wasting his time cleaning Wade's wounds and 1 time where he finally understands.
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12 Mar 2026
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Allostasis by ruralfishingcat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel 616
18 Oct 2017
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Peter had a tendency to put up walls to isolate himself; even as Spider-Man, he could only suffer through so much death and destruction. It was precautionary, really, and those he'd pushed away would thank him were they aware of the circumstances. Of course, Deadpool had his own tendencies, one of which was to break down said walls (fourth ones included). As grating as it was, a small sliver of Peter hoped the mercenary would be able to succeed.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,434
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 288
- Kudos:
- 3,084
- Bookmarks:
- 596
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- 48,814
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11 Mar 2026
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Paintings And Photos by Lafaiette
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
24 May 2014
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Wade had so much, both inside and outside of him, that Peter was still discovering new things, new details, new particulars he had never seen before.
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08 Mar 2026