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Mary on a (Mary on a Cross) by orderly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Aug 2026
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"I just wanted to live… Was that so wrong?" The stranger asks, and it's clear that they aren't talking to Grace and Rocky anymore. Maybe they never were. "They didn't even ask for my name. They killed me and they didn't even care about who I used to be."
Grace and Rocky find a submarine on their way to Erid. Unfortunately, the strange man inside is barely coherent, and he doesn’t even look human.
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- 14/?
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10 Sep 2026
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That Time I Got Transmigrated as a God (The Series) by particle90272
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
30 Jul 2026
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07 Aug 2026
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“It’s not a real kid, Chase.”
Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.
Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.
“How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”
Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.
The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.
“It’s the Astral Pulse.”
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24 Jul 2026
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2 perspectives on one incident: Izuna using a forbidden jutsu to bond his chakra to a stranger (Tobirama).
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20 Jul 2026
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This isn't love.
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- Part 1 of anomalies (hawkins, in)
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- English
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- 167,608
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- 13/?
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14 Jul 2026
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Many people mistakenly believe that unaging is the same as immortal.
That our machines, our toys, our art will live on forever.
But the truth is, such things cannot maintain themselves without our care
and they will live for exactly as long as someone loves them.
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- English
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- 236,241
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- 55/55
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04 Jul 2026
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You didn't want a PleasureBot. You didn't need a PleasureBot. But here you were staring at a box from PleasureWorks (subsidiary of Fazbear Entertainment) and cursing your aunt. Just because you were alone doesn't mean you were unhappy. At least that's what you told yourself.
But when you open the package, you get a lot more than you bargained for. There's a long road ahead for the three of you...as long as you survive the first night.
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- Part 1 of The Long Road Collection
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- English
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- 211,193
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- 19/?
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03 Jul 2026
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What is left behind by esama
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Apr 2020
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After making his statement to the Magnus Institute, Desmond is taken by the Lonely. When Jon puts the statement on tape, Desmond finds his way out again.
Spoilers for the Magnus Archives through season 4
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- Part 2 of The Forgotten
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- English
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- 167,514
- Chapters:
- 46/46
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20 Jun 2026
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[EPISODE NUMBER UNKNOWN] - Intern Technoblade Takes The Stage by Odaigahara
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SMPEarth
01 Jun 2026
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Never let your enemies know your next move. Never leave out turtle eggs where a zombie might trample 'em. And above all, if you find yourself temporarily bested, repay all injustices a thousand fold. Welcome to Night Vale.
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Technoblade is Night Vale Community Radio's newest intern, and tonight he's hosting the show.
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- Part 68 of dream smp fic my beloved
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- English
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- 2,975
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- 1/1
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10 Jun 2026
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Boatem has a corpse problem. This is a statement Impulse never thought he'd have to think, but here they are.
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- 1/1
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24 May 2026
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ARCHIVIST: And you are?
THE BLOOD GOD: I’m—
ARCHIVIST: No, wait! Let me guess. Coast of Maine. Lighthouse. You’re not an avatar of the Lonely, are you?
THE BLOOD GOD: Nah.
ARCHIVIST: Right, of course not. You just like the vibe, I guess. It’s a good vibe! Who doesn’t like a haunted lighthouse? Or lobster rolls? Or fishing boats. Is that your trawler?
THE BLOOD GOD: You were guessin’ my name?
ARCHIVIST: Right, yeah, just messing with you. You’re Technoblade, right? Avatar of the Hunt?
THE BLOOD GOD: Yooo. In the flesh.
ARCHIVIST: Eyyy! Ha ha, good one. Is your name really Technoblade?
THE BLOOD GOD: Closest phonetic translation. You did more research than the last guy.
ARCHIVIST: Shucks, man, thanks. I try. The tusks—er, fangs? Canines?—were kind of a giveaway. And the hair.
THE BLOOD GOD: The hair?
ARCHIVIST: Some statements mention that you bottle dye it.
THE BLOOD GOD: Ah.
[A friendly conversation between the Archivist and an avatar of the Hunt.]
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- English
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- 1/1
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23 May 2026
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“Mumbo,” Grian says, harried, dragging his hands down his face, for the sixth time. “Have you wondered what this place is?”
Mumbo no longer looks vampiric. His skin now is rough and bumpy and not really skin-like at all, though his mustache and dark eyes remain the same. “I thought it was a dream.”
“Yes. To you it might be.” Grian waves a hand. “What else?”
“A cafe?”
“Sure. That too.” He exhales through his nose. “What this place really is, though, is what people need it to be. Scar told you that the first time you came here. Everyone who comes here needs something. Everyone. Even you.”
(The Café Boatem is a needful place, insofar as it fulfills the needs of its customers. Enter Mumbo Jumbo, the most needless person in existence. Grian refuses to accept this.)
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- English
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- 5,054
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- 1/1
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- 24
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- 111
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23 May 2026
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take me to the water, i won't live without her by inthestarsisyourhome
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Apr 2026
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There's a road trip, an alarming amount of sharks and the slow, stubborn realisation that maybe Zoro's crush isn't as one-sided as he thinks.
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22 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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- Part 1 of The Astrobiology Immersion Program
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- English
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- 48,280
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 3,055
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- 14,325
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20 May 2026
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Pokemon Anxiety and Depression by Word_Devourer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
11 Nov 2022
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It's two weeks before rent is due, and I don't have a job. All I have to work with are 2000₽ and a trubbish that moved in because I never remember to take out my trash.
She is a cute trubbish, though.
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- 68,020
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 2
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- 903
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19 May 2026
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A Dumb Blonde And An Evil Lawyer Walk Into A Bar by MaryPSue
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Legally Blonde (Movies)
01 Jun 2026
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“I’m sorry, I think your name’s slipped my mind?” Elle says, beaming up at the guy. Her sentence is punctuated by Bruiser’s growl breaking into a sharp flurry of barks, and Elle looks down in surprise. “Bruiser! I’m sorry, he usually has much better manners than this. Don’t you, boy?”
“He probably recognises me from court,” the tall cute guy says, holding out a hand for Elle to shake. “Sam Winchester. I’m with the prosecution.”
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14 May 2026
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A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...
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- 2/2
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- 270
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19 Apr 2026
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And anyone who's ever had a heart by Liviapenn for mihrsuri (malkaleh)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Dec 2009
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Before seeing the picture, she'd just slotted Neal Caffrey in as one more thing Peter's brain couldn't let go of, and amusing yourself while your spouse hunted down the greatest international art thief of the age was certainly classier than being a football widow.
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- English
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- 7,265
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 254
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19 Apr 2026
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“I could’ve sworn automatons like you were outlawed before I was born,” the trespasser said affably, keeping his voice down. Techno said nothing, for obvious reasons. “Smart of you to hide down here, it’s basically a junkyard for artists at this point– if I reactivate you, are you gonna try to kill me, mate? Is there any tension left in your oscillator?”
Techno twitched without meaning to, a feeble shudder traveling from his neck down to his left arm, to the needle in the palm of his open hand.
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- Part 55 of dream smp fic my beloved
- Language:
- English
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- 2,830
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 30
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24 Mar 2026
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On a rainy star-drenched mess of a Sunday evening, Thomas finds himself trapped in a time loop that seems hell-bent on subjecting him to every imaginable way there is to die, over and over again. Fortunately, he’s not the only one trapped. Unfortunately, the man he’s trapped with is lying to him like it’s going out of style, and he’s ending up with more questions than answers.
Strange beautiful empty men, girls that burn like starfire, dusty cards and sprawling feasts and dancing in the moonlight. This night’s got to end at some point, right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 137,340
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
- Comments:
- 396
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- 173
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23 Mar 2026
