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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    12 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    jason would be a great batman and i will take no criticism

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    Job opening: Housekeeper/Babysitter/Bodyguard for five-year-old Timothy Drake

    Requirements: None. Pretending to be Mrs. Mac's son won't even cause the Drakes to do a background check (they won't even bother to check if you're a crime lord that accidentally traveled from another dimension either)

    Hours: Negotiable. No extended home visits. Must only drop off food and water twice a week because a five-year-old boy and a houseplant apparently have the same needs.

    Start Date: Immediately

    Or: An accidental interdimensional teleportation causes the Red Hood to end up pretending to be Jason Mac and being Timmy's babysitter.

    This is my story for Febuwhump 2023. 28 Chapters of Whump, Hurt/comfort, Humor, and Fluff! Updated once every day of February.

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    12 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i am actually speechless by how amazing this is

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

    ~*~*~

    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    11 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    from parenthood to monsterfucking. i couldn't love this fic more if i tried

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    🕷 ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴇʟᴛ. ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴘ, ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ʟᴏᴏᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇꜱᴇᴛꜱ.

    Edgar Lascombe, supreme leader of Hydra, planned to unleash a radioactive bomb on New York City that would kill thousands. Thanks only to Spider-Man and Deadpool's intervention, they stopped it from happening— at the cost of being atomized themselves. Miraculously Peter survives, and now his body is beginning to change rapidly for reasons unbeknownst to him. Deadpool is presumed dead in the fallout, and Peter's hands are stained with the blood of thousands as his body mutilates with each passing day.

    He's alone, confused, and angry. Peter intends to hunt down Lascombe with the only hope that he can undo whats been done— but Peter will soon realize the threads of his absurd plan extends far, far deeper than he could've ever dreamed.

    What if his metamorphosis happened differently? What if Wade was there? What if Wade is also a monsterfucker? Love can sometimes take the most surreal forms. Even in horror, there can be beauty and connection beyond comprehension.

    Pt 1 complete! On hiatus while I write pt 2. <3

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    29 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    absolutely poetic

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LUCA IS SO BABBY