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i ain't the first with the curse by certifiedclown, FuryBeam136
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Aug 2019
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At the end of the 3rd Shinobi War, Konoha is bankrupted.
When he's offered an alliance that may save his clan and village, Shikaku Nara would be a very poor shinobi if he refused, even if he's not really keen on a political marriage.
At least his wife seems smart enough...AO3 exclusive scenes in chapter 3.
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22 Sep 2026
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Maybe the fate of Uchiha Itachi and the Uchiha Clan could have been changed if Itachi had just had one more family member he could trust -- someone as powerful, invested in Konoha, and devoted to the clan as him. Someone with a little extra knowledge up her sleeve.
Unfortunately for Itachi, the Uchiha's abysmal luck with siblings has given him... Kaeru.
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21 Sep 2026
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a couple rebel top gun pilots (flying with nowhere to be) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
01 Oct 2017
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That seems to be the thing that breaks the ice between them; Bucky's never really hung out with Sam before, past being jammed into a too-small car for six hours and then two uncomfortable months in a safehouse trying not to get on each other’s last nerve. Now they’re getting lunch or coffee every few days. Sam falls asleep on Bucky’s couch three more times. Bucky joins him and Steve a couple of times on their morning run.
He doesn’t notice, is the thing; doesn’t notice how ever since Sam slept on his couch that night he’s been letting Bucky closer bit by bit, that as Bucky’s been wondering about the boundaries and structures of friendship, Sam’s been drawing in.
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19 Sep 2026
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"Is there a reason why you're so adamant about getting a human body?" Grace asks in exasperation. "I mean, what exactly do you want to do if you have one?"
Rocky pauses in his building. Then, with a sound that seems closer to a chuckle than a laugh, he says, "guess."
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Grace doesn't really know how he gets himself into situations like these.
But as long as Rocky remains interested in only him, then Grace is fine with fulfilling his curiosities about human sex.
Right?
Right?
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18 Sep 2026
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Melodic Mutation by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Sep 2026
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The Soulmorph is a complicated process honed by evolution where when Eridians meet their songmate, they both undergo a physical and physiological change that helps them better adapt to both environments, in order for them to produce healthy clutches with an environmental advantage to their birthplace.
Pretty normal for any usual Eridian.
The thing is, Grace is an unusual Eridian.
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species swap au but also, they are soulmates HAHA
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18 Sep 2026