dundee
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“Tell you what, let’s try something.”
Elias grimaces. “Oh, god. I know that look. Another bloody wager.”
“If you can seduce your little protege away from my little protege in a week’s time, in spite of all you’ve done, I’ll owe you a favor.”
If Elias wins, then dear Martin will feel the lack when Jon begins ignoring him.
If Elias loses, Elias loses.
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An achronological exploration of Jonah Magnus’s relationships with the men in his life and with his own capability for monstrous actions, featuring a Regency BDSM scene that brings out a level of cruelty neither sub nor dom were quite expecting, some attempted but inadequate aftercare, the incidental murder of an assistant in the process of gifting thousands of victims to both the Victorian prison system and to Jonah Magnus’s delusions of grandeur, and one entirely justified assault on an obnoxious Italian painter.
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fragments of tape lost from the seven months.
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“I’ll confess, this isn’t a point of research I’ve seen fit to pursue in my education,” Jonah admits, as Barnabas and Eric lead him over to the sounds of amiable chatter to sit perched on someone’s lap - Kristoff’s, by the boisterous laughter and the density of the thighs. “What options am I choosing from?”
“Well, there’s always the tried and true earring,” drawls Eric, fully in his element, “or something dashing about the nose? You’d look quite mischievous with a nostril ring, like Calvin. Or a septum? Jack’s got an eyebrow ring he could tell you about, I myself have got a rather fun piece of hardware on my clavicle -- Arthur got his tits pierced last year and said they only managed to heal up this August, so I can't say I recommend that-“
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Masky + Hoody | practice
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Leto Does Podfic by Autodidact, Destinyllama, dundee, LittleMagpie, oilslurp, PossiblyHuman, PrettyBlueColors (WyvernsFlight), spiraldistortion (bisexualthorin), Thetwistingdeceit, WyvernsFlight
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 May 2026
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Down the Snake Hole by Aryashi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Sep 2026
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Saving the wonderful mental image for future rainy days, Shang Qinghua flips Shen Qingqiu onto his back, and shakes his shoulder. He flops around like a rag doll, utterly limp. Is he--? No, he’s warm and breathing this time. He even runs a bit of qi through his meridians and everything comes back clean. Shang Qinghua probably just has to be patient.
And he is patient. He’s patient as everyone around him all come too, as Liu Qingge orders his disciples to round up all the demonic cultivators (bodies and prisoners both), and as they all clean up and prepare to arrive at their destination with the problem already fixed.
Shen Qingqiu does not wake up.
Bro! Come on! This is getting old, isn’t it?! The sleeping beauty bit is officially played out! The plotline is worn too thin even for the likes of Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky! It is retired, taken out of the rotation, more than done! So it’s time for you to get off your pretty-boy ass already!!
Shen Qingqiu’s unconscious body doesn’t give him the time of day. Figures.
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To wake his bro up from Round 3 of Sleeping Beauty Cosplay, Shang Qinghua has to go deeper than he ever has with anyone before.
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11 Sep 2026
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“Need word,” Rocky says in baby-talk Eridian for me. The translator dutifully repeats “need word” in English a second later.
After fifteen minutes of bewildering back and forth between the three of us, we determine the word he needs is “declension.”
A year into the journey to Erid, Grace faces down his most formidable academic gauntlet since astrophage: the five-part polyphonic Eridian language. It’s only fair after Rocky mastered English, human mannerisms, Grace mannerisms- without so much as one complaint. And if learning Eridian might temper some of Grace’s desperate, near-complete dependence on Rocky in the future… well. That’s his own business.
Eridian breaks Grace’s brain, heart, and soul- and puts it back together.
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09 Sep 2026
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you're always looking at a different beach by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Aug 2026
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Grace had joked, occasionally, that they were a liquid and I was a solid, two completely different states of matter; it was a joke because it was an exaggeration, an overstatement. In reality, Grace had bones and teeth, and I had blood and steam, but we both enjoyed the pretense that we were more different than we were. It reminded us that our new friendship was something rare, something strange and special. Grace called themself a blob and called me a hunk of granite (a great insult that I was saving to use again on Erid), or they called themself a water balloon and called me a little mountain, or themself a puddle and me a pile of rocks: and they tilted at me, the human mouth tilt they called a smile, and that tilt always made me think again, lovingly, about the enormous odds against us ever having met.
Stone and water, water and stone. That comparison, even as a joke, never failed to ring a bell deep inside of me. Because I would think about erosion, about the long slow beat of water against rock, and I would think about how the rock was always, in the end, consumed.
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09 Sep 2026
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In a society where every person is biologically classified as Dominant, Switch, or Submissive, Jamie has spent six months pretending to be something he's not.
The purple on his wrist is paint. The blue beneath it is the truth.
Then someone notices. And his whole carefully constructed life is about to fall apart.
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04 Sep 2026
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Would That Help, Question? by deckofcardsA2K
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Sep 2026
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Grace tries to slowly figure out the connection he has with Rocky. Rocky affectionately treats Grace like a toy. Grace likes that more and will find time for the other thing in between orders.
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02 Sep 2026