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“I think I would like to breed.”
Robert is so focused on his work that it doesn’t even register that the words have just come out of the mouth of America’s heartthrob and the superhero known as Phenomaman until it occurs to him that the entire office has gone quiet. Robert processes what he's heard and turns around to join them in staring at Phenomaman, lacking any other option in the face of what he's just said.
Mistaking their shock, Phenomaman looks around at the faces gazing at him in utter confusion and continues pleasantly, “Actually, I would like to be bred. Is that not a more accurate Earth phrase?”
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Something is wrong with Logan. Maybe it was never right.
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After the downfall of the X-Men at the hands of his incompetency, Logan is just trying to survive through each day. A mysterious stalker and the strange encounters that occur push him to his breaking point.
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Sendak had never caught a human before.
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Good Decisions Made by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024), Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Jun 2025
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Wade may have destroyed Cable's time slider, but the future still needs him. What he doesn't need is getting saddled with a baby. Logan, on the other hand, is right there, available, and basically the adoptive father of Xavier's mansion full of kids, so what's one more?
While Cable works to fix Wade's mistake, Wade approaches Logan for help. Things get complicated when they become increasingly uncertain that Cable is going to leave for the future after all.
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After saving Wade's world, Logan is left in a new world that doesn't hate him and where all his friends that were dead—because of him—are now alive. He has no idea how to face them; he doesn't even know how to face Wade, who's decided to see how many creative ways he can find to die. Together, they find a way forward.
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Deadpool stumbles into Peter's life, and Peter stumbles into a newfound kink.
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One of the good ones by farmhandler
Fandom 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
19 Feb 2025
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Olivine comes to Eiden with an interesting new idea: he wants to roleplay during sex, but he specifically wants Eiden to roleplay the God of Klein so he can worship him accordingly.
Eiden is so fucking down.
Bookmarked by farmhandler
23 Aug 2026
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sexy roleplay where eiden plays god? sign me up. the depiction of how this would go was PERFECT
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"Yondu," Peter tried again, when he was being herded somewhere, one of Yondu's hands tight in his collar and the other pressed hard against his lower back. "I think I have a fever or something."
"You're an idiot," Yondu grit out in response, and didn't slow. Muzzily, Peter noted that they were going up through the life deck, to the ladder that led up to the crew decks, and he only reluctantly began to climb when Yondu growled at him and pushed him pointedly against the rungs.
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This is a tutorial on how to create Twitter / X templates for AO3, includes both Tweets and profile card.
- Scalable so it's also accessible to mobile users.
- Tweets (chapter 1): text, tags, quote tweet, photo(s), replies, verified checkmark.
- Profile card (chapter 2): displays a user's profile as shown on Twitter.
- Please let me know if there are bugs and/or requests.Ao3 Twitter Template Generator now available! (Made possible by the amazing Anlanther): Now you only have to fill in your text and copy-paste the generated code!
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Bookmarked by farmhandler
22 Apr 2026
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Let's Call the Whole Thing Off by TeapotTempest
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
29 Apr 2016
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A mysterious condition spreads among the Autobots and Decepticons, prompting the strangest truce in the history of the eons-long war.
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Bookmarked by farmhandler
12 Dec 2025
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I cannot properly describe how lovely this series is!! So hopeful and wonderful. And surprisingly scientific.
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Death Becomes Him by KandiSheek for Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Nov 2025
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Wade picks up a cursed artifact that makes him die over and over again. Logan is the opposite of amused.
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Bookmarked by farmhandler
05 Nov 2025
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Wade can't stop dying due to a curse. Logan isn't happy about it.